Don't forget the White Snickers with dark nougat and Almonds in an incredibly small bar.
Right now that's a Zero.
mmmmmmm, Snickerz is now packed to the max with a great new almondy taste!! Sounds terrific! Must buy one. Must buy one.
Packed to the Max makes my pants feel funny.
Speaking of turds, I have to tell you a little story about GregH’s and PupH’s walk last night. Generally we play a couple of little games during w_a_l_k_i_e_s: 1) find the most embarrassing or inconvenient place to poop in public, and 2) put the most disgusting piece of putrescent street “food” in our mouths and then decide if we want to eat it. Now PupH is fast and wily but I manage to anticipate and prevent the majority of the atrocities. But given my weakened state and my bad karma he got me pretty good in the embarrassing poop category.
So we’re walking past the shi-shi restaurant with the huge glass windows facing the street when I notice seated at a window table is Bjorkgirl. Bjorkgirl is the hottest creature that I have ever seen. So hot that I can only look at her for seconds without blushing. So hot that I pretty much loose all motor skills in her presence and definitely loose my ability to speak. Think Princess Leia, Bjork and some HOT young Latina babe rolled into a luscious lump of loveliness.
PupH sensing that he has the advantage decides to poop on the sidewalk right then and there. I look at Bjorkgirl. She looks at me. We both look at PupH. Bjorkgirl’s eyes and mine meet and she smiles a sly smile. “NOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!,” I cry to no avail for what has been started cannot be stopped.
Embarrassed, I dutifully pick up the poop in the convenience store bag and we walk away with our tails betwixt our legs.
I hate you PupH, you freak!!! I love you PupH!!!!
Dear God, I pray with all my heart that PupH is a dog and not a human. Dear God, I pray with all my heart that PupH is a dog and not a human. Dear God...
forgive my ignorance here but what is cobaggery?
this is a great site, btw. will have to add you to my regular reads.
Oh Geenie Cola, as if you wouldn't do the same for PinkoPunko if that was his deal.
Stephanie, Pinko Punko has been waiting eons for someone to ask that question in comments.
MARS BITCHES!
Damn you MD!
Damn you MD!
double Damn You, GregH
')
You got me! BTW, what is that image to the right of your posts? It's so small I can't make it out. It looks like a jellyfish.
Does G-F- of H know about bjorkgirl??
ALSO YOU let PupH make eye contact!!!!!! Nooooooooooooooooo! Smokedog doesn't know if he's Air Force One-ing or Air Force Two-ing sometimes, so it's funny when he lifts his leg and accidentally deposits a royal poop on top of a little bush.
Cobaggery is the gender neutral replacement for douchebaggery!
Used in a sentence here
the image is a rock, with a poem.
the poem, hang on, I;ll find it.
"Massachusetts for the men of Massachusetts, Berkshire for the men of Berkshire, and Greylock, our daily pleasure, our constant symbol, our ever renewed inspiration, for all who have fellowship with Nature."
It's on a rock atop Mount Greylock.
You're the first to ask.
I was wanting ask that too, I was hoping it wasn't some smooshed up fetus or something.
the poem gives me Almond Joy
md you are on fire. you are rocking Three Bulls1 today.
To Mdhatter:
Your use of our client's intellectual property was not heretofore authorized by signed consent. Per the precedent set by such entities as BMI and ASCAP, you will hereby cease and desist in the use of the phrase "Mars, bitches!" (hereafter referred to as M,B!) or you will therefore forfeit all claims to any rocks with poems on them wheresoever they may be found. An invoice for the royalties accorded the commenter/creator/stealer of Dave Chappelle's jokes has been forwarded to your current address, which we have on our records as 123 Main St., Anytown, NY 11105. Please contact as with your correct address if this is incorrect.
You have been notified.
Yes GFofH knows about Bjorkgirl and the others on my list (Phoebe, Christina, Marianne, Rosie and Bubblebutt). She tolerates my obsessions knowing full well that I'm far too lame to do anything about them.
PupH also gets #1 and #2 confused but he long ago stopped caring and decided to go for all shrubbery all the time.
Bit-O-Honey Rulz!!!!!
GFofH has described dating me as something akin to dating a performance art piece - sometimes entertaining - most of the time annoying.
Don't you mean "Snickers-EXTRA CHEWY STICKY HONEY BARZ"? I don't know it by the Bit-O-Honey name.
GregH is like Cirque de Soleil without the talent, sex or ability. Or professional lighting.
ROCK IT COBAGGOZ!
Shit, the LAW-
Everybody scatter!
GregH is like Cirque de Soleil without the talent, sex or ability. Or professional lighting.
Yeah, just the horrid music and the pretentiousness.
Nice, I like the performance art piece quip.
I'm feeling left behind. 3B is getting 20+ comments and I didn't even get to pollute it with something offtopic. I'm not even sure how to compete with the stories provided thus far.
I would like to know how this rant came to fruition if it was aborted? Your wordplay out-metas me.
Yosef,
unfortunately, I want you to tp my house.
ooooops. That's my manly name.
Fulsome- I was too tired to do the rant, but then it just came to me like the Spirit. I forgot to change the title. Hee hee.
Mdhatter,
Sorry about that. It's just that my law firm got those contracts taken care of. I don't actually even see much of the royalties from that. I'll try to tell them to back off, but they're pretty hardcore. They used to be with MG Law Firm, but they met some of the attorneys from New York Law Firm and decided to break off and start their own. They're sonsobitches.
BTW, wouldn't it be awesome if the longest thread ever on 3B! came from a post about candy bars?
31 cobeyotchbagzzzz!!!!1!!11!!!
it's on
it was bound to happen
don't hold the archives against me.
What is the record? Isn't that the secret thread? I've never been there so I don't know if I'm suppsoed to know about that?
Also, I've had the elusive deep-fried Mars Bar. So until Snickers manages to sell that commercially, I feel relatively untouched by our corporate overlords.
something about July 4th as I recall.
maybe not so secret.
The record is 208, but that really doesn't count, that thread was more like a clubhouse for stinky boyz.
The next longest is clubhouse number 2, and that was like maybe 90 something.
md your umlaut is awesome, I just wanted you to know that.
Geenie's gonna get jealous if you keep fawning all over md like that.
BTW kids, the offering at S,N! today are so unbelievable I'm having a ahrd time commenting, mostly because I have been stunned at their winginess. Also, you need to check out this chica the General posted on. I think we all had one of this on our student papers, but she takes cynical marketing to the extreme. I expect she will soon work for Snickers Intl. OverlordCo
awww, shucks.
(did you also notice the homepage, just recently re-added)
(cough-cogh-blogwhoring-cough-cough)
md back in tha house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOYAAAAA!
WOW, I don't look at this page for like 30 minutes, because I'm doing this thing called work and I find out I'm missing the party. So far, I like you mdhatter
ooh, the watchful eye of geenie appears. I always envision her as having the "Sauron's eye" approach to Pinko to make sure he go actually do something that's actually dangerous instead of just ridiculous.
And where's the Unwashed Canadian today?
PS Doesn't everyone know not to work on Friday?
who the hell is mdhatter? where did you come from?
We're gonna have 3000 hits these last two days, but not the only one I really wanted. The Uncanny One. *sigh*
remember that looking glass? ')
--blushes--
I'm thinking of kittens, what else can explain it?
Fulsome er, should I say, Ful-of-nothin'
you go missing for days then come back and say things as if you are entitled to.
Oh Pinko, honeybuns, that was really sweet to say about Uncanny. I miss him too.
Hey, googlybear,
I don't know if he'll even take a look see. sigh.
Shortssinffer's farts can't clear a room faster than the sweet nothings flying aroun in here.
I'm outtie- TOOLBAGZ!!!!!1!!
Wow, behold the power of the words "honeybuns" and "googlybear." We do not know our own strength Pinko. No one's touching this thread with a 10 foot pole. Not even yosef to leave you "an informationl note on the fridge"
Gah, sweet non-sexual lovin' is the bane of liberals everywhere! Where's the society degrading nudity?
Trollypants is such a (a href="http://mdhatter.blogspot.com/2005/09/
cobagz1.html">cobag
(cough-cough)
fuckola.
cobag
54 biznatches!!!!
er, 58?
Dammit, md!!
60!!
and if someone screws up my numbering again i'll be pissed!
MD, fix your blog so I can comment there.
I had an extremely insightful and cleverly worded comment that i was going to leave on that thread. I'll repeat it here:
Ahem,
2, beyotchezz!!!!
61 zibatcheroozibaggos!!!
There are some restaurants around that serve deep fried snickers bars. I've never had one, but "people say"* they are delish.
* They don't call me thycwoti for nuthin'!
No, but they call you thycblowitoutyourass for a good reason!!!
EATI T!!!1!!11!!!
what's broken on my homepage?
it's working for me.
(cough, cough)
(you actually can catch something if you go blogwhoring too often)
It's just that since I'm only a lowly commenter and not a blogger, I can't comment there, so I'll have to leave the comments here:
That's a lot of Cobagz!!
You only allow blogger account holders to comment- hence the trollz are locked out suckas!!!!!!
Alright, I'm out and I'll make sure Shrotssniffer stays away too. Have agood weekend!
BTW, 67!!!
awww, fucknuts.
i'll see what I can do.
it's now as fixed as a Milky Way (as PP noted, a snickers without nuts)
Hellz yeah, there's my weekend challenge. Can I work in "as fixed as a Milky Way" into conversation. I'm going to a BBQ on Saturday with some yuppies, so wish me luck with that.
Oh, and I had to move this thread off of the deviant 69 to the much more Christian 70!
would it be spayed or neutered?
either way, Bob Barker is happy, no?
I think that is hilariously disgusting, but our are minds on the same sick wavelength?
si senor.
but i suspect we're both in the same sick sad state.
er, commonewealth, actually.
so how surprising is that, really?
Huh. I love the cobag ...
I mean, the word ... not the cobag itself, m'kay? 
sweet jesus, 20 posts just by myself.
my apologies.
md- geenie cola is way jealous- we are not in the commonwealth anymore, but we miss it like crazy.
Pinko, I am sure this is some kind of running insider joke between you and your freinds, but I gotta ask...
What was the copious amount of marijuana that it took to generate the munchies so intensley that you had to blog about it?
LOL! I kid, I kid.
Haha. I always have the munchies. I am a snack food trashbin. And I don't eat all day, then I get really really hungry, and then I get crazy hungry and then I think about food non-stop for hours until I eat. And I have a sweet tooth. And a corn dog tooth.
I knew that we had a lot in common. Corn dogs are so good. How about candy corn? Tthe best thing about halloween --> The amount of processed high fructose corn syrup available to me quadruples.
Do I see a delish or disgust theme? yes, yes I do
Got it. I screwed up, no one will do the work.
I think this weeks MGT will be an interlude episode. My sources say Pinko Punko from the future has scored an interview with Sushi!
Mine is deep dish Pizza from Pizza Hut. Is it me or does anyone else find impossible to limit yourself to just a couple of pieces of Pizza?
In and out /burger too. I know it gained me access to the site, but I couldn't say I experienced life without eating there.
Pinko how many secret menu items do you know? I used to care about it but I stopped at ordering an 8 x8, animal style (yes its possible!) with animal style fries on the side.
I was positively comatose but I refused to be defeated. I could do without the latent biblical references on the packaging but fuck it, I have no shame.
For some reason I hate candy corn. I think that the sugar enter mys sytem so quickly that I immediately get a headache, also there is no way to determine the freshness of candy corn. My belief is there was one humongo batch of candy corn made and only one, and we are seeing it aliquoted throughout the centuries.
aliquot! Perhaps I need to re-titrate my sugar saturation endpoint! Nerdspeak!
also...84!
even more...now I go home!
That was all for you, F
8 x 8 animal style....
with..
animal..
fries...
my arteries are hardening just pondering such a beast.
It's hard to hear over the dripping saliva.
A pizza place in my college town included the 'meat pie'. 7 kinds of meat, with a crust 'lid'. $3.00 a slice.
1.1 pounds of saturated satisfaction.
md,
Yes, imagine a hamburger with eight patties of meat an melted cheese dripping all around, grilled onions, thousand island, ketchup and mustard.
I actually had to devise an attack plan and when I first sat down to make it freindly with its maker I had to pause and scratch my head. I wondered how my gluttony had come to this.
Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick! I leave for a few hours and you kids go on a freaking rampage. Congratulations!
I'm off to get in one last drunk before GFofH returns tomorrow. And then it's back to the straight and narrow. Yes sir.
Chester - glad you made it past the pause. I try not to give reason a chance to intervene. Then again, that's how I ended up eating a McYak.
GregH - Good luck with the drinking. I don't get to do that until tomorrow.
PP - I figured the science was for me so I didn't wanna leave you hangin'
geenie - do these count as fridge notes?
Alright, think I'm out for the night.
A shout out to Helen Clark tonight! May she beat the loathsome Don Brash and his National Party cobags!
http://www.nzherald.co.nz
GFofH, PupH and I are moving to NZ in Feb 2006.
Fulsome this thread is a testament to how many people that frequent this site were bored at work today.
i prefer 'slacker'
Talar du svenska?
bork bork bork
I spent a year of my life stuffing my face with Swedish meatballs, and stuffing Swedish girls.
One of the best experiences in my life.
bork bork bork
GregH, I wish we could have a three bulls summit. I know afcter three drinks you and Yosef would challenge each other to a wrestling match, and Chester, md and I would all try to out eat each other and make ourselves sick.
I find the secret menu at In N Out to be undemocratic. I defy it!
Ches- I need to get some good Swedish for you form my coworker- he's all Swedish. I'll come back with some slang on Monday for sure.
GregH, you are friggin moving to middle earth you have got to be kidding me. How could you!
I find the secret menu at In N Out to be undemocratic. I defy it!
Yes but could there be a more Eutopic Socialist undertaking?
For the record I have the tendency to turn into the guy with the lampshade on his head. But I could promise you that you would come away from the experience with enough drunk stories to tell for the rest of your life.
Ches- I need to get some good Swedish for you form my coworker- he's all Swedish. I'll come back with some slang on Monday for sure.
I've got some you can bring to the table for him..
suge minna tjallaggs pase!
Pronounced: Shoog meena shalleggs po(hard o)asse.
It is a pretty funny way to say suck my balls in Swedish.
Is is po-ass-eh, po-ass, po-ahse or po-ahse-eh
po-ass-eh
I don't have the Swedish keys installed or I will give you the spelling too.
Let me re orient my keyboard and I will brb.
It means bag in swedish. Literally it means something to the effect of "Suck my egg bag" but with a little twist.
Let me put the Swedish keyboard layout back on and I will give you more.
Are you on the east coast, Punkster?
Sug minna tjaläggs påse.
That little o above the a is a long oa.
The a has the phonics of an a in spanish.
ä is the closest phonetic sound to our American a.
tj has the phonetic sound of sh.
sk sounds like whcee.
So in swedish when you are talking to someone you say..
snakka lite skit, kanske..
that means to talk a little shit (politics and the like)
The Punko is everywhere the internets are!
I used to know one phrase that'd be apt for the 3bulls summit, but i don't know the spelling. Here's a pronunciation effect:
Skeet ee det, nu super vee.
It means fuck it, let's get drunk.
Yosef,
the current vernacular is..
skål får fan!
Sweet jesus, first Finnish, now Swedish. I'm going to have to find someone who knows Norwegian for my blog, i guess.
That's Cookie Jesus. I don't know what it is with these Scandinavian types. It freaks me out a little bit.
Fulsome, I totally tried to guess at your quiz about the NP song (I got up in the middle of the night to guess) and you are leaving me hanging.
Sweet jesus, first Finnish, now Swedish. I'm going to have to find someone who knows Norwegian for my blog, i guess
I only know one word in Finnish "kippis!'
Sort of like cheers. I have a porn I bought while I was in Finland, though.
finland reminded me of Russia so freakin much.not in a time warp sense but in an architecture sense.
Never try to outdrink a Finn, trust me. You lose.
PP -- the answer is up, you were wrong. The After the Fire was a good guess though.
Chester -- The Finnish is from Sadly, No! Don't give Gavin any ideas.
Oh, and I go with sweet jesus because I prefer other types of sugar to cookies. Cookies are good, but they exclude cake, candy bars, gummi treats, and many other valuable sugar sources. I could maybe be converted to Gummi Jesus. That sounds like a tasty treat (or photoshop).
F- if you can find a gummi anything biblical it needs to be the mascot of either of our places. I hate all things gummi. Geenie Cola always gets Hot Tomales at the movies because she knows I don't like them. I of course reciprocate by getting Goobers, but it still feels like a loss to me.
I like the grape fish, and occasionally some sour patch kids, but that's it.
Gummy worms, fruit roll ups, and wax teeth, all gross me out.
and stale, mostly hard, candy corn.
Ha, Packed to the Max!!! LMAO!! Who thinks of this crap?!
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