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That evil, nasty monstrosity! But please everyone, keep in mind, not all Kats are the same. The smaller, 4-piece Kit Kat (original milk chocolate kind - not stupid white choclate or dark choclate) is a good member of society and would usually not dare to invade the space of the glorious Take 5.
Exactly, Yo, but this load of Kit Kat with a growth hormone problem, wtf??
Yeah, did you watch C-Span when it was testifying before congress that it had never taken any growth hormones?
I think they should ban it from the machine for life.
BTW, res just put up a post about giving away free corn dogs.
I can't figure out what's wrong with El Kato Gigantico. I mean, I totally love Kit Kats, and I generally feel that more is better. So a giant Kit Kat should be way 'funner' than a regular-sized Kit Kat, right?
Sadly, no.
On the other hand, I could eat several crates of the white chocolate Kit Kat at a single sitting, but of course those evaporated from the shelves about 16 seconds after they went on the market, and have never been seen again. And yet the "choco-schlong" BigKat remains, which proves to my satisfaction that St. Augustine was 100% correct about the fallenness of both nature and humankind.
The Nestle Australia website is pimping something called a "Kit Kat Chunky" with the marketing slogan "Send someone the BIG finger!". Which, you know, made me fall directly out of my chair.
Oh, and check this out.
I've actually had a Kit Kat Noisette (Hazelnut) my mom brought back from one of her trips. It was toe-curlingly delicious.
Don't get the Uncanny One going on America vs. any other countries candy. He goes insane. Yes American candy sucks, except for the Take Five which is sacrosanct.
I agree, the Big Kat should be awesome, but it is a pit of decrepitude. Hence the deserved fatwa.
Ok that cartoon about the Kit Kat chunky suggests Australia cannot be saved. Three Bulls! will award swag to anyone that can get us a Green Tea Kit Kat.
Uh... hi guys! Er... Um... I just, uh... wanted to say that eh... er... THE BUTTERFINGER CRISP IS EFFIN AWESOME!!!!!!
Pinko, go look at the flash postcards, which end with the slogan "You deserve the big finger!" Which, you know, you do. I would really love to know how that ad campaign reads in its native context. Is it as funny as it is for us? Because that makes me laugh really, really hard.
Yeah but Yosef, you know its supposed to be for EATING, right???
SUCKAS!!!!!!1!
Did you guys not see The Daily Show last night? Jeff Garlin went off on the concept of "fun size."
All of our comedic thunder...stolen!
the fun size humor is so played out. way a long time ago. fulsome, the Capt. is ****ing us over right now.
Not a big fan of the Take 5. Sorry, but I gotta say it.
The Big Kat is simply alarming. Who needs that much Kat? I'm guessing the marketing genius who came up with this idea was a guy--bigger is always better...right, boys?
BTW, Dark Chocolate Kit Kats are awesome. White chocolate blows--it's not even really chocolate! Milk chocolate is okay. But did I mention that dark chocolate rules?
You itchin' to get banned Private Seitz???
They would TOTALLY ban you from Little Green Take Fives for that comment. hee hee.
Wo, did Seitz just denigrate the Take 5? Sheesh.
The Mrs. wasn't too pleased when we were in England and came across the Nestle Yorkie bar, which of course tries to make itself cool with the "Not for girls" motto.
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In all actuality it isn't even for dogs, as the bar sucks!
Reese's Big Cup. End of story.
oh shit, loblaw, Uncanny LOVES the Yorkie bar. He's going to marry it.
Hey, that's my motto too!
Uncanny loves the Yorkie bar? And he's engaged? This is all news to me...
He's having a massive affair witht he Yorkie, and Crunchie too, or whatever the hell that commie bar is.
BWAHAHAHAHAH
There's only one sweet thing out there I'm interested in, and it doesn't contain any chocolate.
I guess canadians love their Yorkies with a side of back bacon. Who knew?
res publica - i nearly sharted at the thought of your motto. awesome!
Yep, the New York Yankees are what The Uncanny Canadian is sweet on.
blech!
EAT IT COBAGS!
Sorry. I mean, I enjoyed my one Take 5 encounter. I was just expecting a little more. I don't know how much more, since, ya know, there's already 5. But maybe I was expecting the whole to be greater than the sum of it's parts. Plus, you got your peanut butter in my chocolate, pretzel, peanut, and caramel just doesn't make a good tagline. Plus, I think they're really pushing the whole "5" thing. I mean, peanuts AND peanut butter? I've got some of that in the cupboard. It's called 'chunky' and it only counts as one.
Hmmm... have they made chunky slices yet?
"Yes American candy sucks, except for the Take Five which is sacrosanct."
Apparently, my crazy friend here has never heard of Chick-o-Stiks.
Chick-O-Sticks were all the rage at the Little League field growing up. That, and Fun-Dip.
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