Dood, my indie music coolness quotient is sinking fast as I only recognize three of the artists names and none of the songs. I suck.
Damn you indie culture! Stop and let me catch up!
Oh, and Fulsome, I'm drunk now, so very, very drunk. Damn you very hot bartenderette that serves very strong drinks! Why are you so pretty?!
Trust me man, I don't know any of these bands, and note" most of them are meh.
MEH.
MEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude, that was a robot bartender. And it's stainless steel faceless head is like a mirror. You were hitting on yourself.
DAMNIT> I just have a soda here at worky.
Hey, GS, are you going to the show tomorrow night>>>>>???????
YOU HAD BETTER>
You have redeemed yourself with Wolf Parade. Their music makes me stop and go "hmmm..." Which is rare these days.
Pull up a drink teh l4m3, you have some catching up to do.
Let's see what's in the old planneroroni for tomorrow:
*Dinner at 5:30PM at El Minuto
*Art opening at 7PM
*10 mile round-trip bike ride to the local brew pub where the local fire people will perform (God how I hate them but GFoH insists that I escort her there)
Yeah so I figure that Neko will be signing my naked bum with a sharpie by 12:30 AM.
And that bartender wasn't no robot and if she was I don't care because she was hot and had no sense of how much tequila should rightly go into a margarita but it ain't the same any more since Rosie left, sigh, she was hot too, smoking you might even say but in addition you could tell she was pretty smart and she got me drunk like nobody else would but in a way that i could still respect myself in the morning because her hotness was so supreme that I had no illusions of ever scoring so it was like looking at a very beautiful painting which never makes you feel bad afterwards. Dig?
Neko will be spanking your bum!
She is subdued a little bit, because Carl is so fucking funny sometimes, it's hard for the rest to catch up. Also, they weren't drunk our night, but the next night, they apparently were. Sigh.
You had better wear your Three Bulls! shirt to the show.
You'd better be careful, she might take a weed-wacker to your magic bag.
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAH!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ahem: that's "bage," you dingaling "Captain."
MJ', careful around these parts, GC will unravel yur turtleneck in a fit of rayge!!!!!!!!
Random call:
"Lazer Beam," Super Furry Animals -- Col. Wilma Deering is dancing while wearing a tight satin catsuit in a discotheque -- a discotheque of the FUTURE! She twirls around among mult-colored glowropes -- glowropes from the FUTURE! 6.5/10
Oh, magical Steel Reserve. Is there anything you can't do?
Oh Jeesus, any thing with Wilma Deering=10.0 ****head
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had forgotten all about Jesus and Mary Chain. Great reference PP.
"Lazer Beam," Super Furry Animals
"Human nature
Human hature"
That's one of the best lyrics of the year. And this is one of the best albums of the year. I didn't like it as much as Rings or Phantom Power at first, but it has really grown on me. And I just love what Sean O'Hagan did with the strings.
As long as Col. Wilma Deering is in it, I don't care what it sounds like.
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