so you can blame gays for horrible, horrible air freshener, but I can't make buttsex jokes? God, I hate air freshener. What people who buy that shit really NEED to do is clean their damn crib already.
Also, the flavor-crystal thing is seriously, seriously funny. If you don't stop making me pee my pants, I'm going to need an air freshener!
Proctor and Gamble is the antichrist, eh? Well, if you think flavor crystals, cinn (more like sinn)-a burst and crystal light are gonna bring down God's wrath, then I don't wanna be around when he gets retribution for orange-flavored Crest toothpaste! If regular fresh-mint toothpaste was good enough for Jesus, then it's good enough for me!
Well, ya gotta give props to T-homey, it's his first piece. And it was still way funny even though others have medtated on flavor crystal evil before.
Is it wrong that I like to taste powdered Gatorade and Tang (shuddup teh l4me!)before they are safely dissolved in water? Are they flavor crystals? Mercy what have I done?!??!?!?!?!
Don't look at me. I used to furtively taste unsolved Crystal Light Iced Tea powder, and thought it was great.
You tang-licker, you.
When bubble yum came out with the juicy center (squirt out and be tasteless within 20 seconds) it seemed that bubble gum would never recover. Thank god for science and the flavor crystal!
VACATION TIME!
When I was a kid, I used to get some kind of candy abomination that had like three pouches in the package, and each one was full of a different color of some kind of powder cut with sugar and citric acid? The 4th, smaller pouch had a candy stick that you licked, and then dipped into the powder, and then...you know...licked it again.
I'm pretty sure that candy is why I'm gay. Probably also why I used drugs. I sure wish I could still buy that.
that awesome candy was called Fun Dip. or at least that is what they called it at my local swimming pool. Fun Dip was an awesome way to pass adult swim.
Dip 'em sticks?
I think there was one kind called Lick-um-sticks or something. Knowing what food marketing is like, it was probably Lik-Um-Stix or some bullshit like that. But fun-dip sounds familiar too. Hmmm.... Anyway. Best candy ever. Never was a more messy or ridiculous 'food' contrived by the mind of fallen man.
You can still get Fun Dip, when was the last time you went to 7-11??
That reminds me- we need to have trick or treat blogs for Halloween- everybody needs to pick a candy/candys that they are passing out. We can even all pretend to be rich and pass out the big candy bars.
I'm handing out little bags of "turn off the lights and lock the door, go in the bedroom".
rp! do it for geenie cola. instead of dressing your blog up as Malkin or some such cobaggery (which we totally would dig)- give out some candy- COME ON.
Hey that makes me think, I was the big winner last night! No, not the $340m powerball (dammit!! BUBBLES!!!) but I got a coupon for a free Take 5!!!
Yeah, people can have three guesses about what TBs! gonna be passin' out, and if you need all three, well you are probably fit to comment here!
Um, peppermint patties, smarties and red vines?!
Pinko - these days I usually get my candy at Target, because they sell those sufficiently-huge movie-size boxes of my shiny, artificially colored faves like Gobstoppers and Runts.
As re: handing out candy to kids, W. H. A. T. E. V. E. R.
When I buy candy, it goes in MY piehole. Besides, boyfriend and I have plans that night.
ha ha-
res, all I want is for you to post a pic of whatever candy you bought/like/think would be optimal for the best trick or treat ever. we will post one here, and I will force the rest of the posse to do the same. you can even do caramel apples with razor blades if you want. it is all digital.
Actually, you know, for all my cobaggery, I like kids, and IF we didn't live in contemporary America (aka X-TREME DANGER!!!!), and IF you didn't get immediately shot for giving a kid and apple on the presumption that you stuck a razor in it, then I'd probably love all the trick-or-treating. I'm love to bake, and can make all kinds of tasty treats. But I know their parents won't let them eat anything that's not hermetically sealed. I probably wouldn't either. There's not much fun in just buying some crappy corpo-candy at Target, or Walmart (or somewhere else, since BOTH of those are apparently tools of the Man now) and dumping it in their little greed-bags. *sigh*
It's so sad about target.
I am hoping that Tar-un-gay (they used to be teh gay, and now they are teh lame) drops some bombs on their pharmacists and don't put up with that shit.
I do hear you about not being able to trust people and stuff with trick or treating. Some churches have "their own" trick or treat at the church, but in Utah this is just a way to screw the non-Mormon kids because more than half the neighborhood goes to the church for halloween, and the non-mos get hosed. It wasn't that way when I was a kid, but they do that now. IT's not really cool.
Gregor: it's majorly sad. Where the hell am I going to shop? I mean, hello, I work for a 501(c)3. It's not like I can afford to buy $15 toilet paper at Whole Foods because it's the last non-cobaggy store in 'Murka.
I know what you mean. Target has cheap stuff and sells products that are generally well designed and that have some aesthetic appeal. In my heart of hearts I knew that there was a lot of ugliness under that red and white happy facade but I ignored it much like I knowingly ignored the lard in my Mexican food. But now it's out there in the open for all to see I don't know if I can go back; especially, after I read some of the reporting at AmericaBlog.
Albertsons went through this same thing about a year ago. I wrote them a letter and actually got a personalized letter in response and a phone call from the local pharmacist at their closest store. My letter didn't change anything but based on their response I think that they heard me.
I've heard that COSTCO treats its employees well (living wage plus healthcare) and supports the Democrats. I've never shopped at COSTCO but my one experience with a similar store (Price Club) was exhausting and dehumanizing.
What to do? The whole thing just beats you down and wears you out.
It seems that this is also a class issue. If a lowly clerk or checker tried to pull the same stunt (e.g., a Mormon or Muslim refusing to sell/handle booze) do you think that Target would support them? I think that because the RXers are professional they have more clout with the store management and soceity in general.
I haven't had a perscription filled in a long time. Do you pay at the Pharmacy counter or do you pay at the normal cash register?
Well, I have one perscription that I get filled at Walgreens, and a couple that my insurance doesn't pay for, so I just get them online. Walgreens has a cash register back at the pharmacy, so you pay your copay before you walk away with your pills, but you can buy other stuff back there too. And by 'other stuff' I mean 'the 15 boxes of candy I picked up to "snack on while I wait"'. Sweet, sweet candy.
And no, the medicine isn't for diabetes. Yet.
I wouldn't get too huffy about Target. I mean, don't get me wrong, it's complete bubbles what that pharmacist did, but look at the trends of stores like that over the years. You start with K-mart which rocks, has everything for superlow prices, the quality isn't great, but it doesn't suck either, and they are ruling the retail world. Whoops, some guy in Arkansas has expanded his little operation and now it's eating into K-mart's dominance! All of the sudden this Arkansan is beating K-mart's prices, the quality is slightly better, the stores are nicer, and it's new enough so you don't get ridiculed for buying Bobo clothes at K-mart. Now Wal-mart is ruling the reatil world! Everybody shops there. But wait a minute. The quality of their stuff isn't as great as it once was, the stores are getting to be dingy and nasty, people are finally getting sick of having to wait in line for one of the 2 out of 50 registers that are actually open, and we're discovering that their employee practices aren't good. Not to worry! Target has arrived, with prices that beat Wal-mart for the quality you get! The stores are beautiful, they carry really nice things, and the prices are still good. Now we've found out something bad about them. Well, wasn't it about time anyway? We'll grow to hate them too, and a new store just like them will start growing and everyone will shop there. It's a cycle!
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