Last year I got up in Karen O drag and crashed 4 or 5 different house parties in the Castro, and in the process made out with an adorable, scrawny "straight" boy in a Lacoste T-shirt and MDMA stars in his eyes.
But my favorite part of Halloween remains...wait for it...Brach's Candy Corn (made with real honey)!!!
that's fucking sick on the cnady corn. I HATE THAT STUFF.
You almost had an awesome punchline there- it should have been:
"Last year I got up in Karen O drag and crashed 4 or 5 different house parties in the Castro, and in the process made out with an adorable, scrawny "straight" boy in a Lacoste T-shirt and MDMA stars in his eyes...it was Cinqo de Mayo of course. What's this Halloween bullshit?"
First of all, I wouldn't kiss ya, but I am totally hot in drag and I am mad at my one friend for claiming he's a hotter chick than me. NO WAY. He was derssed up in like a bosom buddies housedress and had lipstick all over his face like he'd just gotten mauled, by like you or something. some people just don't know how to judge how they look in drag. Some people can rock their inner hottie and some can't. case closed.
The red Sox can trade Manny, as long as they trade him for Ichiro.
Going to a halowwen party in a ballgown that is too small for you is wonderful.
It amazes me how many women want to take off their costumes and see how they look in it.
Or maybe me in a dress is just too much
I was surprised at how many women felt up my boobies. It was weird.
Hmmm, Ichiro. Well, it would change the complexion of the team, but I worry aboout Ichiro. He did tail off last year. It would kind of be cool to have him be a Red Sox. With the Red Sox offense (well, if they lose Damon and Manny, they'll be less good), Ichiro could score a million runs, although the Sox always have a lot of 7,8,9 hole guys on base- Ichiro is a Fielder's Choice machine.
"I was surprised at how many women felt up my boobies. It was weird."
Same here! Only that was a couple of years before when I went as Dolly, and I should have been expecting that when I hung out in front of the Lexington...
Oh, and my original anecdote had no punchline because I kinda blacked out the rest of the night...I woke up the next morning, tranny-trapped at my friend's house, with a big hole in my leggings and a huge bloody scab on my knee (I think I took a tumble down that steep part of 19th St.).
Internet anonymity is fun!
At least you didn't piss on your bloody hand. I'm looking at you, Boston Science Dick Tease Jesus (BSDTJ). You know who you are.
I just taped a piece of paper to my shirt that said "Idaho" and went as an obscure Simpsons reference. Won a box of wine for worst costume!
that's better than some chica that went as the philosphers dinner problem or whatever the hell that was last night. You can have a candy bar.
Yeah, except nobody got the reference.
So, I gots me a $3 vampire wig/drama mask/earrings all in one and my plastic cape from the local drug store mere hours before the party. I put some trampy red lipstick on and thought sheesh, for a total of $4 I'm looking pretty decent. Then as Pinko is backing the car out of the garage he sticks his giant afro wig head out the car window and yells, "Hey, you look like Dame Edna dressed as a vampire." He got the finger for that one. Just what I wanted to look like. A guy in drag as a vampire.
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