Gravatar Isn't it bage?

Also, I would love to hear about "Kitty Katwood and the Rumsfeld Incident"


Gravatar Dammit, Gregor! Why you gotta hold the Nature Boy down?


Gravatar Oops I'll change the post time.


Gravatar There I switched the times. I would want Ric to kick Kitty Kattwoods bannana bike. He's such a bastard!


Gravatar Everytime I use the word "bage" MJ''s lawyers get after me. I don't need the hassle.


Gravatar You didn't really have to switch it.


Gravatar Oh I know but Kitty Kattwood doesn't carry comprehensive insurance and can't risk damage to her ride.

Besides, it's sort of fun to have the headline space for a while and I got it last night.


Gravatar I love Kitty Katwood. I'm sad that you have that awesome painting.

Hey, Gregor, how come we didn't get any blogging o' President Cobag? I heard he was down your ways.


Gravatar Yeah, he was allegedly here but alas he didn't drive down my street and see our sign (hoisted monkey style a la Freeway Blogger)"Tucson Welcomes Cobag-in-Chief." It wouldn't have mattered much because nobody would have got it; although, "cobag" does sound inherently derogatory. Returning to the scene of the crime, watching the City crews take it down, you could tell they were pretty confused by the sign. That made me happy. That and the fact that they rented a lift to pull it down from the same light pole that’s been burned out for six months – that really made me happy – I will call tomorrow to complain that the light is still out even though a City crew was just out there to service the pole - I'll also call to complain about the anti-Bush sign that'll be re-hoisted tonight - 'tis a battle of the wills and the lifts - I'm betting that the will wins over the lift.

It's all about the hate of late and the lack of any true leadership on either side to move us forward and LEAD and not follow the polls or jerry-rig some sort of hate-founded 50%+1*10^-256% coalition together just to win an election and rape the country of our wealth and our beliefs only to have us say in return thank you sir may I have another. /rant


Gravatar GS, if you did indeed hoist such a magical sign, I would love documentation. If it is so, you're looking at a FREE Three Bulls! shirt of your choice!


Gravatar I'll take a photo of the replacement sign tonight. No need for a T-shirt though - I'm culling my collection of stuff down for the NZ move.


Gravatar How about "Hey Pres Bush, Why are you such a Cobag? Sincerely Gregor"

I'm going to have to make sure that I have the mini bungees. Mini bungees are the key.


Gravatar I impatiently await the exhaustive illustrated annotated "Life and Times of Kitty Kattwood." Is it out yet is it out yet is it out yet is it out yet?


Gravatar How about:

EAT IT BUSH COBAGZ!!!!!111!!@!#1!

or something like that?


Gravatar Consider it done. But I need to buy some mini bungees.


Gravatar Is it jerry-rigged or jury-rigged? I always feel like I'm saying it wrong, regardless of which one I say. Kind of like kitty-corner vs katty-corner.


Gravatar That's funny because I have the exact same problems but I was too lazy to Google it.


Gravatar Oh, Gregor, Gregor, Gregor...

Kitten? Riding a banana?

Have you ever been psychoanalyzed?


Gravatar I say caddy-corner. I suck.


Gravatar That is the best work of art ever.


Gravatar I say caddy-corner. I suck.

Is you're jury-rigged chester drawers caddy-corner to the bed?


Gravatar 'Ceptin jury-rig is correct, it's a sailing thing. Jury-rig, but gerrymander. And curl, natch.


Gravatar Jerry-built. That's the one I think gets mixed in folks' minds with jury-rigged. I'd tell you I remembered while on the crapper, but that would the most extreme sort of gaucherie.


Gravatar The weird thing is that Jerry-Built and Jury-Rigged mean practically the same thing.

My favorite new phrase from googling Jerry/Jury this morning: "A face like a buldog chewing a wasp" = ugly.

For Jury Rigged look at - http://www.randomhouse.com/wotd/...l? date=19960711


Gravatar Very very similar, but jerry-built implies something was crap from day one, whereas jury-rigged speaks to recent crapification without necessarily disparaging the prior state.


Gravatar Gaucherie. I'M DYING.


Gravatar Katty Corner - The correct spelling of this term is either 'cater-corner' or 'cater-cornered,' though two variant forms, kitty-corner and katty-corner, are often heard in our various regional dialects. Actually the word 'cater' comes from the French 'quatre' and thus the term originally meant 'four-cornered.' But by a process known to language students as 'folk etymology,' the ordinary users of the term thought they detected an analogy to the ordinary domestic feline. Hence 'cater' soon became 'catty' and eventually 'kitty.'


Gravatar Nothing to do with cats!!! Thbbbt!


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