Ants are the worst! They're so dang persistent and there's so many of them!

This summer after a afternoon's monsoon rain I came home at night to find dozens of dried up worms on my kitchen floor. It still gives me heebie jeebies.


I like all the blank space in that image. Where are the little buggers going to crawl to next?


Maybe you should throw away the unfinished pork products and candy bars instead of leaving them on the floor.

Just sayin'.


Maybe he's trying the flypaper approach?


I actually think it's a wonderful approach that benefits the rest of us. He's fighting the Ants, Rats, and Mice there, so we don't have to fight them here.


I thought it was his crusty undies on the floor that attracted the creatures.


Gravatar Their goign after my toothbrush, jackasses, like I said.

Also, we just got the call about the humongous bushy vine that's like a rat highway onto our balcony. The landscapers would "prefer not to trim it". The lovely and talented receptionsit also told me flat out that "the rats can climb the walls anyway, they don't need the vines." I was about to launch into the difference between what I CAN do and what I PREFER to do and that ability and preference are not the same, but for this sad individual they are unity. She is my nemesis. The lies flow from her forked tongue like the sweetest honey. Scratch that, she doesn't even bother to say what I want to hear, that's the other guy in the office. She's the "we can't do anything" type.


Gravatar 3 words for you, pinko:

you. need. cats.


Gravatar What?

When are the crabs coming?


Gravatar Oh Christ here we go again! First Gregor degrades me with two consecutive cat posts and now PR suggest that what the world needs now is more cats! Well, I call BS on that! It's all propoganda by the Big Kat lobby and the Kat Kabal! I know for a fact the the kats lay down with the mice and the rats and the worms and the ants and the roaches and all the other assorted vermin and pests that degrade our lives. The cat and the vermin are one and the same indistinguishable! Wake up people I have smelled the enemy and it is KAT!!


Gravatar And krabs too they love the krabs especially the pinchy ones that sneak into your bed at night and give you pinches. I've seen them together playing and laughing at you PEOPLES!


Gravatar Seriously.

Bedbugs? Roaches? Lice? What is next at Casa de Pestilence?????


Gravatar Cats! Frickin' cats are next!! Don't listen to PR!


Gravatar Um.........cat!


Gravatar Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrr!! Howl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Gravatar I'm just as pissed if not more than PP.
Three times yesterday I had to kill and clean up over 100 ants and somehow follow their trail with "death in a can" spray. Although it was funny to hear PP's reaction to finding them at 4AM


Gravatar Screamed like a little boy forced to kiss his sister.


Gravatar I'm going to have meself another conversation with "management" at the complex. I am not joking when I say that I've had to clean up human feces (That was neither mine or PP's) 4 times that flooded our bathroom. Clean up hundreds of mouse turds on a daily basis for 2 1/2 months straight, so far clean up and disinfect our porch 3 times from 80 or so rat turds and now I've moved on to Ant killer/trail follower. They can trim the f*&^king vines!!!


Gravatar I'm a clean freak too. (I know a partial mental issue) So you can imagine the daily heeby jeebies I get as my Dyson yet again sucks up more pests. My sweet, sweet boyfriend Dyson. He is too good for rodent turds.


Gravatar NAILERONI!


Gravatar you guys SERIOUSLY need to move. god knows what you could catch from all that shit. or just do the american thing - threaten to sue for back rent.


Gravatar I've sadly already sued a landlord in my life. I've been researching CA tenant laws today. Anyone need help in MA, I'm an expert in their renter's laws.


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