Gravatar Hehe... you said bathhouse...


Gravatar Oh, and Pinko is totally easy.


Gravatar Is he a cheap date? a 3 beer queer?


And I agree, it is bathhouse.

unless you're housing bats.

THYCWOTI 4EVA!


Gravatar Maybe bathouse was what I meant. That seems more Three Bulls to me.


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Gravatar TEH!!!!!!! DAMINIT, YOU KNOW HOW THREE BULLS! IS ABOUT UN-PC ACCENTS.

Except old hasidic men, those are funny.


Gravatar Well I needed a laugh, and I came to the right place. Thanks, teh! I ruv you big time honey!

I just got the bandages off from the horrible laser incident, but my eyes are still all puffy and watery and my focus goes in and out. I tried to post comments while the bandages were still on by typing something and then having my cat read it back to me, but it all sounded like gibberish.
So instead, he and I started working on a very powerful DEATH RAY!!!

Who's laughing now, eh Yosef?!? Hmmmm?

Bwa Haa HAAAA!!! Meowwww yow YOW!!!


Gravatar Death Rays are SOOO 1900s. It's all about the hordes of implacable nanobots.


Gravatar Hmmm, implacable nanobots, let us think a moment...

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...Oh yes, I think that hordes of implacable nanobots will fit VERY NICELY into our plans...

RRRREEEEoowwww!!! BWAAAAAAA HHHAAAA HAAAAAA!!! [cough cough] Bwa haa...


Gravatar Thing about implacable nanobots...ya just can't please 'em.


Gravatar Hi folks!

I just stumbled upon this blog totally randomly, and it's so coooolll!!!! You guys seem really smart and stuff?

By the way, I have this friend who is thinking about getting a small horde of implacable nanobots for...ah...to mow his lawn and stuff? And he's doesn't want to destroy the world or anything, but he doesn't think wimpy placable nanobots would have the ferosity to...um, I mean, do a good job on the lawn and stuff?

So do you know where I could get I mean where my friend could get a couple of hordes of implacable nanobots and stuff?

Your new friend and stuff,

peacefulharmlessdude


Gravatar Maybe we could put you in touch with someone that knows some stickler-for-quality nanobots, but implacable? We only might know a guy i th price is right. Those kind of nanobots are never happy.


Gravatar Well, I had a small flock of moderately insatiable nanobots a couple of capers ago, but I accidently left them next to the Halloween candy and ended up with a pile of fat docile microbots.


Gravatar that's the thing about insatiable nanobots, consistent with their inability to be sated.


Gravatar I know that's you, jexter.


Gravatar I just finished up training my slave chipmunks I mean happy workforce to oversee the slew of industrious femptodroids I created to manufacture hordes of implacable nanobots. I go out for a well deserved beer, and when I come back I'm like "where are all the implacable naobots?" And the slave chipmunks are like "we had a better idea" and unveil this frankly ominous looking killer android chipmunk. So I'm like "HA HA very funny!" and they're all like "nobody's laughing, science boy...".
So I got my ass out of that underground lair toot sweet.

Oh, and the killer android chipmunk? Laser-beam eyes.

Who am I, Job?!? What a week I'm having...


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