Kisses sweeter than wine.
And Jexter!!!
because we aim to be a higher class of cobag
Is that anything like taking cobaggery to new heights? If so, you guys have fantastic aim.
hee hee. Merry Christmas, chundermuffins!
Teh l4m3'5 word verification degraded me with "BUNGWAFER" or something like that. It's war now!!!
No, no, no, it specifically said "bung WOOFER."
You know, for that busy, happenin' nightclub that your bunghole has become...
HAPPY HOLIDAYS, C0B4GzZz!!!1!
Oh, HERE you are! I was two posts ago feeling all lonely and stuff.
Merry Christm...Chrissss....crap, I can't do it!!
Hippy Holland, Eh?
tidings of comfort usually works for me.
Tidings of Southern Comfort...
y'know christmas in mexico is just not the same alcohol-soaked party when your parents(and their co(bag)-workers) are around.
Babka is coming UPS (not USPS - I paid mightily to drop that extra "S"!) - AND, you have all been apprised of your tracking numbers, so head on over tho their Package Tracking site and copy your number in and make sure to check that little fucking "Accept Terms and Conditions" box, or it won't work - and then you can see where the goodies are - at last scan.
And Happy Fucking Holidays to all the Cobags out there! 
Hey Jexter! Funny stuff, the nanobots. I always preferred the micronauts though.
You need to be careful with those lasers in the future.
And chipmunks. Those bitches are cruel.
That's untrue! We almost never get into trouble...
Oh, so you think we're funny, Yosef?
Something about us amuses you?!?
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Grrr. It annoys us that we must shorten our name to fit the Haloscan format.
No Evil Killer Android Chipmunk, I was just pointing out that Jexter thought you were cruel. You should go after him again. He said the last time felt like a fly landing on him and that you ain't got nuthin' for him.
You gonna stand around and take that?
since we are off topic anyway, i would like to recommend to you music phans the dean grey mashup american edit. i would talk about it, but every time i think about it, i cream myself and i have to explain to the parents why there is a white puddle on their furniture
Thank you AIF. Thank you so much for that imagery.
re: American Edit:
Holy. Shit.
And I'm only up to 'Boulevard of Broken Songs'.
Holy shit.
damn skippy, jexter.
i hadn't listened to American Idiot in a while, and that album totally brought it into a new light. this is the best mash-up i've heard since the kleptones' queen send-up.
also for pure camp value(and queen fans), there is the q-unit album.
We're back, "cobags."
And our shtick will never grate.
My next door neighbor went to high school with Billy Joe. True.
Now where the fcuk is everybody???
First jexter, now PP. Alcohol poisoning sucks, doesn't it!
i guess it's just you and me teh. let's bite the tongue on 1..2...3 and Done
Gregor, I'm biting you in the ass.
A wants to send the ThreeBulls dudes homemade gingerbread men. Is that an adequate substitute for pork and Take5s?
Is it terribly wrong of me to wish that it had been the Cloacular Matriarch?
Oh, it's all about you guys, isn't it? I'm running from safe house to safe house, and everybody's all "how come jexter don't post more? How come jexter don't comment?!?" and shit.
If KAC and teh Implacables actually manage to smite me, you dudes are next!
Okay, by my count, there's approximately 7,843 Bulls, and no post in a week?
Three Bulls! are up to our armpits in cookies. The Blog-rolling committee will be meeting next week. A-P Collective will be put up for a vote.
Pick ME! pick ME!
It is true, aif does post more than Jexter. Aif, which one do you want?
well, i post mostly vacuous(but wordy)posts while rolling in self pity at CR, but you might get to see a speck of talent here and there at the FW. so basically it's a toss up.
actually, you know what... go with jexter instead.
and happy whatevs to all of you bulls ovah hiyah.
please get drunk and send pictures to my email
Have a good time yourself, I know you go to the school with all the hotties.
No, GC and PP will be confined to quarters tonite, perhaps some drunk Scrabble will be attempted- it is the Three Bulls! readers that must RAGE and of course send US the pictures-
I really must insist you go with almostinfamous, because 1st, he deserves it more than I do, and 2nd, I'm DOOOOOMED!!! Doomed as doomed can be! Crazyass chipmunk,remember? So I clearly won't be available for the press conferences, awards dinners, galas, etc.
You know.
Being doomed and all.
Crap.
jexter, since you are massively doomed, why don't you enter our right wing macaroon comment contest (where the worst cobag of the last couple of weeks is outed on this here webpage and you can possibly win a CASE of Take 5 bars that you can munch on while the Chipmunk brains you, or maybe try to barter with?
I will, of course, try to find a suitable entry for your contest, whilst coincidently trying to avoid grisly painful death at the hands (or rather paws) of K.A.C. and teh Implacables.
I must say, however, that I find the Tres Bouillons crowd remarkably blasé since, après moi, they are most certainement next up on the rodent's hit list!!! [Trish! You spoke french!...]
But nevermind all that! Bonne année, mes amis!
-jexter
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