Word on the street is that he's gonna show up on Friday, and he will be covered with blue turtleneck threads.
Ann Coulter is preggers and trying to find an abortion clinic that will help her out. Too bad she had them all shut down.
Pinko Punko is desperately searching for the memory wipe people from ESOTSM or even Total Recall. Ole Hatchet Face claims another victim.
I'm sure he just (**nudge nudge**) tied up right now.
Marie is probably a uber phreak in the sack, given how repressed she seems in her articles- in fact, she probably uses that stuff during foreplay. God help you, PP... God help you.
He could be off braiding UC's hair and singing songs as they hold hands skipping down the streets of San Francisco.
I don't think Geenie C. would stand for that. OH, and I'm pretty sure Fraulein Coulter is barren.
Kaye Grogan, two paint cans full of apple sauce and a blue tarp. "I Can't Get Enough Of Your Love" plays in the background as Pinko curls into the fetal position while Kaye screams at him, "You're not a real man! Now grab the other can o' sauce!"
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I have to go cleanse that image from my mind...
I have to go cleanse the grogans from my ass hair.
I would have thought Yosef, Gavin or Brad would have had something to say about where Punko may be hanging his hat these days.
Fulsome, baby doll, where is the comments love?
Well, I can verify PP and GC were together on Saturday night. However, no word since he tried to consume another apple fritter. It may have been too much for his system.
Btw, Bob's seems to reliably (n=2) finish their apple fritters at 2am. So plan your night out accordingly.
Do they aliquot their fritters?
He is still in recovery. The Apple Fritter effected him in oh so many ways. After we parted ways with Fulsome and Fulsomegirl, he forced me to stop at the closest piercing parlor and decided to get the "Bapple" special. PP is blinging it in his left nipple and ball. Let me tell you he is in pain and it's not pretty. And to think he was just recovering from the Brazillian the last Apple Fritter inspired. I can't handle it anymore. NO MORE APPLE FRITTERS!
I'm holding you responsible Fulsome.
Man, I want one of those Apple Fritters so badly now!
Mmm, brazilian apples.
fulsomegirl. Heh heh. fulsomegirl. hehehehe heh huh heh.
Fulsome has a girl? I thought he liked the boys?
UC, you owe me an email and no, I repeat NO fritter, for you young man until you finish your homework and clean your dinner plate.
AG, the fritters are dangerous, must keep UC away, far, far away.
Fridge note: Uh...oops...uh, sorry Fulsome wasn't sure of Fulsomegirl's code name.
Well, I generally try to keep her on the down low. However, if said person must be talked about I have been informed the moniker of Spiced Apples is acceptable.
Fulsomegirl it is.
I liked to look at her Spiced Apples.
Geenie, I can keep him far away if we get a cage for those two in March. UC is usually encouraged by PP. (It is my understanding that my perfect little Jew toy was kosher and good until PP unleashed him on the "goodness" of pork). And the next thing I knew, it was $2.00 baseball games and slim shady visits to 'da hood for porky pork Vietnam sandwiches.
Define Kosher.
Must I?
LAME
Punk, you know you are guilty. So to quote you, "watch it".
Pinko Punko is innocent. I was corrupted by the dark side of delicious nonkosher food long before PP came along. He's just guilty of making me crave the pork as much as I do. I heart pork.
Someone is lying on this here blog. I don't want to point fingers or have a public debate, but someone told me something in person. Now there is retrenchment going on with his post. It's like be in a relationship with GWB. Lies, lies and more lies!
Let's just say that the cobag is nailed!
Can I get some of that nailing action?
Having met her, I think Spiced Apples would very much prefer to be called fulsomegirl. It would totally steam her dumplings.
And I doubt she reads these, so say what you will.
Am I guilty. am I???
Then we're ALL guilty if PP is guilty.
Shut your clam!
I can't believe your talking about Fulsomegirl's spiced apples. Sheesh, Fulsome and you say you like to keep her on the downlow.
I was just giving an informed opinion. I have no idea what spiced apples refers to. Could be her favorite holiday food. Could be her tatas, I dunno.
Chuckles said tatas. Get 'em for his dirty mind, GC. I got your back on this one.
Whoa, AG and GC in some hot action now?
What next AG, I bet they are going to say you and I are starting a tickle fight. Sheesh, men and their simple minds.
Chuckie, you dirty birdy.
Simple indeed.
I just sttumbled over here from the rather lame birthday party at RODdy macdowells'ses hottub. All it is is AG getting serviced by a couple of pandas while my midget and his donkey-kong playing donkey watch. That and the major league orgy in res'sses room shince he's outtatown.
The UC said soemthing about some asian chicks, but he got the door locked and I think he's looking at pornos.
I may have peed on the coats, it was pretty dark in that bathroom.
Somebody said something about hot lezbionne action involving a cloacular pair bonding. With the way the party is going, I would rather watch a special on the mating habits of the most awesome animal inteh hishtory of the univershes, *whispers* teh blue footed booby.
Actually, I think I'd rather paint some boobies blue and then put them in a cage and make em fight to the death. Since AG and GC are here, I guess they'll have to do.
Chuckles, you little MOFO, don't get me to ask GC to get you banned. She'll do it. And don't you think she won't. She is the matriarch of this here blog and she gots the power. I would say more but it's hard to give you the finger in stereo and type.
I don't care if nobody came to the party because I had a hot night with Secret Blog Lover and the hottie from Blue Girl's site. (Y'all are going to have to figure out who that one is for yourself, but I will say that there is a hot female blogger. And I want a piece of her and it is just a matter of time until UC is holding our coats while we make out).
After all, the party was for Grishaxxx. Since it wasn't a surprise, he was suppose to supply the dudes and dudettes.
Three cheers for hot female bloggers and good girl-on-girl porn!
What in the world?!?! How did this comment thread digress soooo quickly. Oh wait, I know, Chuckles and AG popped over. 
Chuckles AG is right, even though this is PP's blog he still has to live with me so OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!! Your grounded.
Can you send him to his room without any TV, DVDs, computer, wireles, smokes, ETOH and anything else fun, but his bed and Deena?
I didn't do it this time GC. I swear, I was being good. It was Chuckie Cheese who hit me first.
Shouldn't that be you're grounded?
Mmm. Fire. So fun.
Chuck, what did Blue Girl say about the spelling and grammar police?
Pissing off the matriarch is not a smart idea. Not smart at all!
What are the two of you going to do, wrestle me to the ground and make me shut up? Bring it on!
No, we're going to call up your ex-girlfriends and your Mom and tell them what you said about them and let them deal with getting you into your room.
My ex-girls are so spread out it would take the NSA's super computer months to find them. I don't even know where some of them are. The last one ended up in northwestern Africa for crying out loud.
When I say I need a little space, I mean it. Rim shot, please. Thank you.
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