With little fish-tanks in the heels.
teh l4m3 | Homepage | 2006.01.31 - 17:10 | #

Let me guess the new surprise: a new template that doesn't look like it was designed by a blind ferret.
teh l4m3 | Homepage | 2006.01.31 - 17:18 | #

No, new template that looks like a blind ferret fighting a weasel without teeth.
Fulsome | Homepage | 2006.01.31 - 17:58 | #

Teh better be careful, or I'm gonna read the tea-leaves by opening his bowels.
Capt. Trollypants | Homepage | 2006.01.31 - 19:12 | #

Or two longshoremen fighting over a squirrel. Heh.
teh l4m3 | Homepage | 2006.01.31 - 19:12 | #

will it have more cobaggery?

will the cobaggery be mintier?

will nutter actually post something?

and who the shit is Professor Booty?
mdhåtter | Homepage | 2006.01.31 - 19:16 | #

It might be Trolly's coming out of the closet party. We can all wear something supportive, hence the teh comment, and be there for him.

I thought I saw CT and UC making out at the party at RoD today. Either that or it was UC and Karl Rove making out.
Adorable Girlfriend | Homepage | 2006.01.31 - 19:25 | #

Noone knows the way of professor booty. also, the Nutter is running windows 95, so we have pretty much priced him out of the market as it were.
Capt. Trollypants | Homepage | 2006.01.31 - 19:25 | #

will firefox even RUN on '95?
mdhåtter | Homepage | 2006.01.31 - 19:29 | #

heh, prolly not- the NUTTER is a luddite, votes repub though, thinks he's in the club, but he's not, but I am.

EAT IT!
Capt. Trollypants | Homepage | 2006.01.31 - 20:07 | #

Does Windows 95 count as luddism now? Man, Ludd must be rolling over in his plywood coffin.
Auguste | Homepage | 2006.01.31 - 20:59 | #

Either the font will spontaneously become readable or Punko's taking us to the zoo.
The Rev. Schmitt. | Homepage | 2006.01.31 - 21:14 | #

Professor Booty has been totally AWOL ever since I asked him for some antibody. Blame me. He'd rather hate 3 Bulls than help me.
The Uncanny Canadian | Homepage | 2006.01.31 - 21:47 | #

Anybody care to guess what I'll be wearing?
Mister Fancypants | Homepage | 2006.01.31 - 23:24 | #

I snorted laughing reading these comments. And I wish there was a commonly-accepted Internet acronym for that.
madamerouge | Homepage | 2006.02.01 - 00:38 | #

I think we're going to the zoo. My mom will sign my permission slip, pick up a hoagie and wrap a can of soda in tin foil.

The kewl kids will ride in the back of the bus with me.
Adorable Girlfriend | Homepage | 2006.02.01 - 07:03 | #

The cool kids will be riding AG in the back of the bus? What the hell kind of field trip is this?
Chuckles | Homepage | 2006.02.01 - 10:33 | #

You're just jealous because you'll be riding b@tch next to Pinko's Ma.
Adorable Girlfriend | Homepage | 2006.02.01 - 11:11 | #

You should bring a swimsuit and a ski mask.
Yosef | Homepage | 2006.02.01 - 13:37 | #

I think PP is wrong in saying the announcement will be on Friday. He totally forgets that Ma and Pa Punko will be in town and he should be spending his time with them.
Geenie Cola | 2006.02.01 - 15:18 | #

Swimsuit and ski mask? Are we going cabin raiding at summer camp?

See Chuckie, I KNEW that this involved Pinko's Ma. That Virgo ESP always gets you in the end...

And Yo-Yo, where the hell were you during the party?!
Adorable Girlfriend | Homepage | 2006.02.01 - 15:30 | #

Yosef was gobbling knobs.
teh l4m3 | Homepage | 2006.02.01 - 19:11 | #

I SEEN EM!
Mister Fancypants | Homepage | 2006.02.01 - 20:47 | #

Mister Fancypants be lettin' it all hang out...
teh l4m3 | Homepage | 2006.02.01 - 23:41 | #

Eat it kosher cobagz
Various Oysters and Scallops | Homepage | 2006.02.02 - 05:44 | #

i thought this WAS the zoo!

anybody want a peanut?
mdhåtter | Homepage | 2006.02.02 - 07:53 | #

Someone is being anti-semitic. Don't make me send UC in here to lecture you on 8 days, NOT even a wall!

Phrases AG NEVER wants to hear again after her days of political work in poor areas of the country:

"I seen 'em"
"Heina or no"
"A couple, two, tree"

You know who you are!
Adorable Girlfriend | Homepage | 2006.02.02 - 10:08 | #

haha I've seen the big announcement. Looks nice.
Jedmunds | Homepage | 2006.02.02 - 11:29 | #

What party?
Yosef | Homepage | 2006.02.02 - 12:04 | #

Yosef Gregory North Carolina Smith! You know very WELL what party!
Adorable Girlfriend | Homepage | 2006.02.02 - 12:24 | #

"...anybody want a peanut?"

Sorry, K-Lo wasn't invited.
teh l4m3 | Homepage | 2006.02.02 - 12:29 | #

I SEEN 'EM!
Chuckles | Homepage | 2006.02.02 - 12:58 | #

I don't know who is being anti-semitic.
Pinko Punko | Homepage | 2006.02.02 - 16:10 | #

Question: Is self-hatred anti-semitic?
Fulsome | Homepage | 2006.02.02 - 17:20 | #

That's it for you Chuckles. I am sending UC over to your place with his torah and you guys are going to have the "Jewish coming out against Jesus" talk.
Adorable Girlfriend | Homepage | 2006.02.02 - 18:10 | #

I don't know what AG is talking about either, but I'm smart enough to know to stay the hell away from it.
The Uncanny Canadian | Homepage | 2006.02.02 - 18:35 | #

Freedom Camp's comments section is nothing but AG and chuckles abusing each other until it chafes and bleeds.
teh l4m3 | Homepage | 2006.02.02 - 20:17 | #

you should send him over for the bris talk.
mdhåtter | Homepage | 2006.02.02 - 22:17 | #

I seen one of those. My nephew was a screamin. Then as soon as it was over, the boy was out like a light. I have not yet been prouder.

And teh? I was only giving her what she was askin fer. What with that short skirt and lipstick and all.
Mister Fancypants | Homepage | 2006.02.02 - 23:44 | #

Nothing even close to a rape joke, chuck. c'mon.
Pinko Punko | Homepage | 2006.02.03 - 01:07 | #

Yeha, that was pretty bad.
Chuckles | Homepage | 2006.02.03 - 08:23 | #

Rape is no laughing matter. Unless you're raping a clown. Then it's hilarious.
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