I need to ask myself one question: am I talking to a dead man?
I knew you would be back!
I have already banned AG from here three times. Let's try to make a go at the new place shall we? I don't want all that good scratch to go to waste. Do I have to invite Nathan Tabor in to replace you?
THYCWOTI IS Three Bulls! COME ON!
I thought I was going to be the last one here and then THYCWOTI comes back and serves up a new round of drinks. If AG comes in topless, we'll know it's goin' on.
keep on rocking in the free world, THYCWOTI!!!11
I will have the last comment here!
AG is topless and no way Fullie!
Losers~!
Victory!
You wish, home slice.
Sliced bread < ME!
shit - please someone tell me we're not out of drink mixers. i cannae find a coke anywhere...
I told you never to mix Coke with my scotch.
Pop, we got both kinds of Coke (the kind you like and the kind you really really like).
Who ate the last extra cheese pizza? You chumpwads, that was mine.
Dude, orde ranother one. The party ain't done yet. No way no how!
yer gonna have to call a different pizza place, though - that last one won't take our calls anymore.
I know because stupid Chuckles keeps calling up and ordering pizza and giving the address next door.
I'll go for the pizza, but I am going to need some liquor money from y'all.
i'll kick in, but you've GOTTA bring back some whippits this time.
I've been taken for this scam too many times. We better send somebody with her...
Fine, I'll get you whip-its, but I want something stronger then that. If we are going to party it up at Dr. I love Everybody, I'm open-minded but I ban AG and dislike drugs, we're get our spoons out and we're going to get silly with it!
Fullie love chop, I've never screwed anyone over on the party cash. I am all about the free love and drink action. I put up a bunch of cash for both Bulls party and nobody else was complaining. The only reason MDH had to pay for the pizza was because I was too drunk and the last party I paid for pizza drunk, lets just say that pimple faced delivery kid made some serious moolah from AG and didn't perform any sexual acts for it.
Pop, when are the cute college boys coming? I want to get me some of that. I thought The Old Lady was going to drive them over here.
And where is Chuckles? Goddammit, is he making out with one of those Asian party favors stupid UC brought to the last party?
You know why they won't take our calls, fulsome. It isn't because I use the place next door, it's because all of their delivery men are locked int he neighbors' broom closet. That and I was forced to beat them roughly about the face and head.
Someone said something about topless babes? I believe that means Senor Pork Snorkel is coming to this party.
that's a good question - i haven't seen The Old Lady since she said she was running to the corner store for more trucker's speed. hmmmm......
She's such a little tease. Good thing I have a lot of boys who lust for me and they are on their way.
I have officially never started lusting on you.
Chuckie, the men who are coming over a real men, not you, you little man.
Now behave! What is the matter with you this week? Yeah, she ripped your heart out. Ya know what, it hurts. However, who wants to be with someone who is not into you? You'll find a girl who you adore and she'll adore you back and that will be that. The rest, you just have to let go. The best way to get back at someone and deal with the anger is to get onto the next great relationship.
Pop, stupid Smoke Dog ate the acid tabs you left on the table. He ate the acid! Actually, this could be fun to watch.
holee SHIT. thank god it was only a few hits - the majority of the blotter sheet is still in the freezer.
poor, poor pup h.
Hey guys. What's going on? Oooh! Pizza!
I wouldn't eat that pizza. Unless you like hash.
By the way, which man is coming over a man? That sounds far naughtier than this party is heading.
oh man - who brought the jell-o shots?!
does anyone have a lighter?
AG needs to get back soon, we're down to Schnapps and Wild Turkey and I don't like where it's headed
oh SHIT...what flavor of schnapps?
that wild turkey is going last, that's all i'm sayin'.
tinkerbell schnapps? Who the fuck did the shopping? TEH!!!!!!
so that's where i put the tinkerbell schnapps!!
Okay so we should all post here until PP get's his bubbling c0b4g blahg together.
I keep waiting for Yosef to help us out. He's the last one of them to still have a shred of decency in his heart. Why have you abandoned us, THYCWOTI!?!?!
Until then, time for another swig o' that Tinkerbell schnapps.
OK, AG is back. Forget about the Schnapps.
I got hot co-eds. Don't worry, I got a few boys for teh, teh too. That is of course if you all like 'em under 25. If not, I heard some MILFs might show along with Geenie C. and Pinko's Ma.
I got several cases of Steel Reserve for Brad R. A few cases of premium vodka for Pop. Some assorted cases of goodies for Chuckles, Fulsome, Yo Yo and AIF. And for teh, teh...Red Bull and some naughty. If we have uninvited guests, I got some Stoli and Shiraz. (After all, we may not want them to stay).
Pop, the Missus and I made a few stops in the Tenderloin and we got us a few sheets, 10 grams, an eight ball and some hash and 'shrooms. That should last us for tonight and get us through the wake and bake. After that, you're going to have to make the run. T-bone was all bullshite with me. He likes when he sells to you. Apparently, he cannot keep his night stick in his pants when AG is around.
I also picked up a six pack of Zima. You know, in case Pinko shows up.
I stopped by the vintage record place in Berkeley and picked up Fulsome's request list. Fullie, you have got the stereo for the night. Just make sure that Nacho Dude shows up. AG might want to hit that.
The Missus picked up some good vegan food for her and the Pop Stars. I got some Pad Thai and the rest of ya'll have got pork sandwiches, BBQ goodies and key lime pie that was flown in from Joe's Stone Crab.
Now, let's get down to it. Just remember, if AG's bed post is rockin', don't come knockin'. And Pop, don't bogart the eight ball because I need candy to get this party started right.
MD Hatter, please get the door love when the door bell rings. Since you fronted the cash for pizza last night, we got a little something extra for you.
And Yo-Yo, love button, I got your porno fantasy all sewed up. The girls will be arriving about 12:15. So, don't get too drunk.
And remember, what happens at Pinko's stays at Pinko's. It isn't a party until someone either gets impregnated and/or you wake up three towns over on somebody's yard.
Now get that Brian Wilson, shite, off the sound system, boys!
Way to kill the party, AG. I thought I could trust you...
oh no. i think i've got The Fear.
someone give me the acid - the shrooms aren't working.
a little somethin somethin extra?
I have to ban AG AGAIN?
oh SHIT - IT'S THA FUZZ!!!
He didn't see nothin'. He's just trying to see who runs outside. Play it cool man. Put on Talkie Walkie and he'll fall back asleep.
I was worried he'd see us because Smoke Dog ate all of his Take 5 bars.
AGAIN, AGAIN and AGAIN!
Secret Blog Lover stuck his tongue down my throat. Down MY throat!
"Secret Blog Lover stuck his tongue down my throat. Down MY throat!"
oh MAN - i want pics.
Where did teh, teh go? I last saw him hootching vodka with some hot cutie.
:::kicking Zima bottle out of the way:::::
AG sits and waits for her boy toys and whistles the same song as Chuckie...
And Poppie Pop, I got pictures. Oh, I got pictures!
I think we're waiting for the liquor store to reopen in the morning
Hey guys, what's going on? Oooh!! Pizza!!!
Fullie, we got donuts, no fritters tonight! Where we you? Also picked up some ETOH for my boys.
Yo-Yo, we also got NC BBQ and ribs. All for you, cupcake!
Where my bitches at?
Nice language, Chuckie. For that, no girls. You can spend the rest of the night sipping tea and Zimas with PP and UC.
Where is Pop Star? AG needs a little somethin' somethin'.
And Pinko, bwah-ha-ha!
Banning just gets better and better!
AG is banned
LaLa...
AGs walks through the front door and let's her puppy dump a big steamin' pile.
Oh my, was that SBL and AG makin' out in the closet while Sean S. was getting a smack down from Chuckie?
Hey! Who cares?
AG comes back and this time, she has a new SBL! And wine of the gods: Kedem White and Sweet!
Eat it Pinko!
Chuckie, oh you care baby. You care!
Poppie Pop, I got a little something for you. [AG with a big grin] and I heard that Teh,teh and Blue Girl might be up for it too. Oh the suspense...
Just feeling the need to whistle and say: "la la!"
La la lalalala live for today...
today is the greatest...
AG is banned.
Hey guys, what's going on? Ooooh!! BBQ!!
Banned my ass! Get over yourself Pinko.
Yo-Yo, did you bring something other than BBQ for AG?
Fullie, where have you been?
AG continues to sit and whistles Dixie along with Chuckie and Teh, Teh.
Not Banned! Not Banned! Not Banned! Not Banned! Not Banned! Not Banned!
I could do this all night...
LaLa
LaLa
LaLa
Not banned! Not banned! Not banned! Not banned! Not banned! Not banned!
La La
Boyz, you want to go to the liquor store and get some more stuff? I need shit to make purple hooters. Pop Star, get over the strep and let's going searching for goodies in the Castro (and not just the kind that Pinko likes).
AG continues to sit and whistle.
Is that the new Morrissey in the background? It certainly cannot be Brian Wilson, because AG likes it.
More like sittin' and spinnin'
The Capt. is just mad because his wife made out with The Uncanny One!
Who took my vodka and ice pick?
holy shit - who locked me in the pantry?!?
yes, that IS the new morrissey in the background. and it freakin' rocks way harder than the baking chocolate i've had to live off of in that damn pantry.
But is that rockin harder, oh never mind... We all know teh, teh is!
I think Miss Modular locked you in the closet. She mentioned something about touching her ass in the studio. Couldn't make it out because she was hootching vodka at the same time.
erm can i comment on here now?
AIF, yes you can! Where were you? Did you get locked in a pantry too?
P.S.
Not banned!
okay, the delivery dude just dropped off the new keg and said if we break another tap they're gonna charge us DOUBLE. so NO MORE KEG STANDS.
goddamn fulsome...
has the air cleared out enough yet, or does it need more time?
Oh, man. I think I passed out on that couch for a while. Wait, is that a new keg...SWEET
fulsome just can't do a keg stand without Chuckles to hold him up. Like Pinko is big enough. It takes a man with muscles and thus, I am here.
I'll grant Chuckles that PP, the "skinny bitch" cannot do it. Now which one of you tools stole Pinko's Zima. He is crying about it in the corner.
P.S. Ha Ha Punko. AG is not banned. AG has learned to circumvent your little game. And that's what it is.
AG is banned.
As if!
Hey, where did that hot pool boy go?
Hey guys, what's going on? Oooh! baking chocolate!
Yes, and Pop put a little something extra in there for the anniversary of 3B!
Where's Punkass? He better get here soon before PupH eats all the birthday cake and surprises.
Oh yeah, and NOT banned!
Where's the band?
The band? Did Pop forget to call them and ask them to come on time? Goddammit! Do I have to do everything here?
Fullie, was it you or DEN who just set off the box and a 1/2 of fireworks? Pinko doesn't look pleased.
I sense this blog is AG's now. All AG's. Bwaaaa ha ha! AG has total control and you will do as she says.
blog? Did you mean bong? And you know you have to share. Pop and I just rigged that thing to go down two stories and it's a powerful toy.
Oh, and DEN did the fireworks. He's a bit of a pyro, that boy.
You bong heads! AG is not smoking any hootch with you. She's too busy being Queen of the Universe.
P.S. Eat it Punka$$, you sexist nerd.
Who smoked all the hootch? Bastards! I wanted some and Chuckie, give me back my PlayGirl. Your wang isn't in that edition.
Fakakta!
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oh wait, this isn't parrotline. what are you people doing here??
No, Assparrot is back, baby!
Pinko sucks it!
yeah, what's the deal with that?
we had such a cool cult thing going on...
I see nothing.
Absolutely, G-unit! How come you never party at RoD anymore?
Pop came by today! Hopefully he'll bring some party favors...
P.S. Sexist pigs can eat it!
Ado??
is that like the new emo?
Oh AIF! Did you bring us any India liquors?
the case of whippits just arrived and i have a new whipped cream dispenser. i got first.
india liquors are dangerous!
but yes, i broughted them
I am already at the after party.
No, you were at AG's birthday party. Silly Rabbit!
P.S. Not banned!
P.P.S. I got photos of Pinko for anyone who wants 'em. AG will reply to all e-mail requests.
oooh! me! ME!
y'know ag, i am TOTALLY curious as to what you look like.
No, no pictures of AG. Only pics of Pinko.
Anyone ever notice how GWB and Pinko are never seen at teh same time.
Just sayin'
they're probably not the same person, as i doubt GWB is even smart enough to be an emu
Yes, Pinko is an emu. A big furry emu!
with good photoshop skillz and an unnerving craving for pub mix
Don't hit on him AIF. He has cooties too.
Where is Pop? Did anyone see where he and Fulsome went to?
Pinko makes lard infested refrigerated Toll House cookies and enters them into bake-offs.
What a Plugger!
yeah. who puts chillies in a cookie contest?
i call shenanigans!
Shenanigans indeed!
This blog now begins to AG!!
that run for blunt papers took FAR too long.
Was that what we were doing? Why do I have hazy memories of Belize?
belize? hot diggity! are there photos?
Naked photos.
Yeah they are naked photos. Sure!
Did anyone just hear teh teh singing these words:
"I'm brining sexy back."
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Who invited ooako? That guy is bringing this place down.
Solution: round of shots!
that dude's having a bad trip...
A very very bad trip.
This place is so stanky. Has Pop Ren being smoking in the toliet again?
This party SUCKS!
hmmm
The party sucks because some girl just slapped Chuckwagon for being a pig and he's pouting.
Where's Pup H. and that big girl Pinko?
Pinko licks balls!
so this is where the party is. i keep forgetting about it....
nice AG.
I can't believe this old hulk is still floating.
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Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
3Bulls sucks!
where the fuckety fuck is yosef?
i want to find his bunker and share in his fear and loathing!
ok... i admit that came out a bit gay, but he did turn up eventually, didnt he?
He did for one comment for 2007. He's such an ingima.
3Bulls sucks goat balls!
Oh yeah: FUCKITY, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!
I think I had 2 comments in '07
Maybe 3 actually. I think I've already beat that this year...
Yo Yo, this isn't the real 3B.
Frist!
You know who can eat me? AG. I said it. It feels good.
No good can come of that.
YOU!
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DUI lawyer spam? Is this a step up or a step down?
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