I found a splinter group of the small leggy variety creepy through the woodwork today. It is my belief that they were partaking in covert operations.

I launched a counter attack with some mr. muscle and managed to scare them back into hiding.

Stelth!

xxB
B | Homepage | 05.15.05 - 4:15 am | #

Excellent news, comrade! It is becoming clear that the ants have their own agenda, and are ruthless in persuing it. They must be opposed!
Karl Yundt | Homepage | 05.15.05 - 9:56 am | #

Dear Mr. Yundt,

I understand that this web-site is supposed to be funny, but the tone is very unpleasant and it could encourage the easily-led to commit cruel acts against kittens or puppies. There are many disturbed people reading the internet who could take your diatribes seriously.
I am one of them - quite against my will I am now going to take a mallet to my grand-daughter's kitten, Fluffy. She will be very upset. I hold you entirely responsible.
Yours sincerely,
Mildred Prunehat (Mrs.)
Mildred Prunehat | Homepage | 05.15.05 - 11:21 am | #

Comrade,
I have discovered a foul centipede-like creature infesting some papers!!!!! could it be a political theorist for the ants? are they working together? Along with B's development above, it seems quite ominous.
Yours with foreboding, L
lingling | Homepage | 05.15.05 - 4:26 pm | #

That seems a bit unlikely. The ants may be an independent faction, or are possibly dupes of the kittens.
In any case, courage!
Karl Yundt | Homepage | 05.15.05 - 4:49 pm | #

I found a ladybug on the wall by my bed. It showed no interest in cheese or cheese-flavored snack items, though. What do you think?
vague | Homepage | 05.15.05 - 6:57 pm | #

Thanks for removing the kittens dearie!
Neighbour Of Teh Hoors | Homepage | 05.15.05 - 8:27 pm | #

thank you comrade. I needed courage and a stiff drink to face slaying it....In every revolution, there are casualties.
lingling | Homepage | 05.16.05 - 1:08 am | #