a mortar and pestle may perhaps also be used to crush the heads of kittens, and all our enemies.
perhaps comrade dee can theorize for us on the various uses of crushing, in the revolutionary kitchen, and the streets?
awaiting orders, LL
The kitten infestation appears to have subsided, BTW
Comrade, It gladdens my heart to hear of your opposition to the garlic press. I once had a boyfriend who secretly deposited a garlic press in my kitchen utensil drawer, supposedly for his later use when he cooked dinner for me. Not So! I am the only person who has used it, and it took me 15 long months to poke out all the garlic nodules lodged in its Holes of Complacency.
I'm sure I don't need to say that the pizza slicer left behind by another boyfriend has met much more use here.
I'd use a different mortar for kittens than for herbs. You wouldn't want kitten fur in your savoury meal, would you?
And the line on garlic presses has hardened. We will abolish them.
of course you'd use different ones! whadaya think i am, a barbarian?
sheesh.
I have found that one must be vigilant if one owns a mortar and pestle, as these seemingly innocuous devices can likewise be used for grinding, for example, chocolate or shredding coconut. However, the risk seems worth it when considers the grinding of kittens.
My search for the finest grindworthy growths continues in earnest.
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