How about:

"Got K-Y?"



Yikes!
YIKES | 03.29.05 - 8:53 pm | #

info@npcpress.org

Just send those thoughts directly. I did and it felt real good.
Rick | 03.29.05 - 8:55 pm | #

I guess i'de save the humor for others. My sign would simply say "Corrupt Corporate News Media".
Republicans are Fascists | 03.29.05 - 8:56 pm | #

NO DELUSIONAL GAY PROSTITUTES FOR OIL
DM Strong | 03.29.05 - 8:57 pm | #

WHO DO I HAVE TO BLOW TO GET A DAY PASS?
DM Strong | 03.29.05 - 8:57 pm | #

Lots of pictures with Gannon like how the pro-lifers do on abortion.
AHiddenSaint | 03.29.05 - 8:58 pm | #

How about "TOOL"
Joe | 03.29.05 - 8:59 pm | #

whitehouse or whorehouse?
college kid | 03.29.05 - 9:00 pm | #

"The National Press Club:

Home of the true Media Whores!"
Morrigan | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 9:00 pm | #

"Ass fucking" - a punchline for Wonkette, a paycheck for Gannon.
Yiorgaki | 03.29.05 - 9:01 pm | #

Guckert the Top in Journalism
Pete | 03.29.05 - 9:02 pm | #

One of the more lurid naked pictures of Jeffy, but with him wearing a Photoshopped hat with a "Press" card in the band.
Bob | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 9:03 pm | #

GOD HATES GANNON/GUCKERT

(or at least Fred Phelps thinks so)
DM Strong | 03.29.05 - 9:04 pm | #

WONKETTE SHOW US YOUR TITS.

DANGER - JEFF GANNON ASS FUCKING ALERT

GAY PROSTITUTES FOR A FREE PRESS

KEN MELHMAN CAN TOSS MY SALAD ANY DAY OF THE WEEK
MobyDick | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 9:05 pm | #

-----
"Lots of pictures with Gannon like how the pro-lifers do on abortion."

AHiddenSaint
-----

Poster size photos of Gannon/Guckert ( like the one posted currently onsite) are a must. All those attending should know exactly who he is and what he's about.
Republicans are Fascists | 03.29.05 - 9:05 pm | #

MEHLMAN-GUCKERT 2008
DM Strong | 03.29.05 - 9:06 pm | #

Bear in mind that "obscene" words won't make on TV with the MSM (or even the local TV news), even if they wanted to do a story about it.
Your Neighbor Barbara | 03.29.05 - 9:06 pm | #

National Press Ass Club

National Give a Hooker a Pass Club

I paid Jeff Gannon $200 and I'll I got was this Sign.

National Presstitute Club Meeting Inside

National Press Club Sponsors Take A Hooker to Lunch Day

Pay for Play With NPA

NPA and Jeff Gannon...Who's fucking Whom?
unpoetaloco | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 9:06 pm | #

Also, handbills detaliling his time line with all of his tax-cheating and prostitution and ESPECIALLY about how HE LIED about being a US Marine.

Ganon/Guckert
LIED
About
the
USMC!

That would be a GREAT sign.
Clever Moniker | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 9:07 pm | #

"One-sided debate is not balance"

"Gossip is not journalism"

"Why is Gannon afraid to face his accusers?"
Rhys | 03.29.05 - 9:07 pm | #

WHO'S THE REAL WHORE HERE?
Xeno of Elia | 03.29.05 - 9:07 pm | #

"JimmyJeff, they wanted an expert on blogging...not "flogging."
Celtic Diva in AK | 03.29.05 - 9:07 pm | #

"Jeff Gannon . . . He gets on top to get down deep"

. . . sorry.
YIKES | 03.29.05 - 9:08 pm | #

ASK JEFF GANNON A QUESTION -- $200 PER HOUR!
Xeno of Elia | 03.29.05 - 9:08 pm | #

GET TO THE BOTTOM OF GANNONGATE!
Xeno of Elia | 03.29.05 - 9:09 pm | #

You've made our country the butt of everyone's jokes.
Alice Marshall | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 9:09 pm | #

JEFF GANON'S "PRESS CREDENTIALS"?
100% TOP
8 INCHES CUT
$200.00 AN HOUR
(WITH PICTURE OF HIM SHOWING HIS MAN-JUNK)
Clever Moniker | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 9:10 pm | #

ASK JEFF GANNON: WHO'S YOUR WHITE HOUSE JOHN?????
Xeno of Elia | 03.29.05 - 9:10 pm | #

Who Do You Have to Sleep With Around Here to Get Invited?

I Broke the Story and They Broke the Rules.

What do the NPA and Tom DeLay have in common? Ask Jeff Gannon.

Who's the NPA in Bed With?
unpoetaloco | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 9:10 pm | #

Jeff Gannon Gives Deep Throat a Hole New Meaning.

(Hole is intentionally spelled that way.)
unpoetaloco | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 9:11 pm | #

NATIONAL PRESS CLUB: ONLY REAL MEDIA WHORES WELCOME HERE
Xeno of Elia | 03.29.05 - 9:12 pm | #

I paid Jeff Gannon $200 and I'll I got was this Sign.

that's pretty good
actually there are a lot of good lines here
Alice Marshall | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 9:12 pm | #

NPA Gets Right to Business with Gannon
unpoetaloco | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 9:13 pm | #

White House Press Corps:

Don't Ask, Don't Tell
DM Strong | 03.29.05 - 9:13 pm | #

THE NEWS IS BROKEN!
Let us help fix it!
Guy | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 9:14 pm | #

NPA found the Weapons of ASS Destruction!
donavan7 | 03.29.05 - 9:14 pm | #

Off-Topic...

ARNOLD "I LIKE TO CUM!" SCHWARZEN-THINGY GOES AFTER WORKER HOLIDAYS

"Getting rid of two holidays really has no significance in terms of addressing the structural deficit of the California state budget," said Jim Hard, president of a Service Employees International Union local representing about 90,000 state employees.

Assemblyman Dave Jones, D-Sacramento, who represents many state workers, said the governor's "assault" on state workers makes it hard to see the benefits of any proposal by the administration.

"I think public employees generally are feeling somewhat beleaguered ," he said. "I can understand why public employees would be reluctant to give up vacation and have their pension privatized and be subject to some of the other attacks they have experienced."

Jones noted that many state workers could be making more in the private sector, and therefore deserve extra benefits.

One state worker agreed that Schwarzenegger seems to be looking for cosmetic solutions.

"I think it is more a political statement than something that will generate any real savings," said James Bellotti, who works in the Department of Education. "It plays more to the public's sensibilities than having any real practical application."

ratings != journalism

or

blog for integrity not bigotry

or

truth through media reform

or

MSM = MSW
(figure it out :)

or

lets clean house, not gannon's gun

or

blogs = news
gannon = divorced from reality

Just a few off the top of my head - hope someone finds them useful :)
Ryan Neat | 03.29.05 - 9:14 pm | #

GANNON = LIAR
DM Strong | 03.29.05 - 9:14 pm | #

Gannon For Vice President 2008
From One Dick to Another
pdxcriag | 03.29.05 - 9:14 pm | #

The signs would consist of huge color posters of Gucky's nude pics from his many whore-for-hire websites!

Isn't a picture worth a thousand words?

Actually, I'm NOT ruminating here, because I really do think that those among you who are close to the actual location of this so-called "panel" should show up with just such posters so that the naked truth about Gucky (with certain areas blacked out, of course) might be more widely known.

Where is Act-Up when we need them?

Besides, someone needs to wake up all those lapdog MSM journalists who were too lazy to investigate this asshole when he was in their midst during those cozy press conferences with Scottie and W.

People these days really do need the "graphics" and the visuals....
Sarah B. | 03.29.05 - 9:16 pm | #

If they can prop up a whore
they can prop us a president
pro choice lib | 03.29.05 - 9:16 pm | #

NPC

'NO PRESS CREDENTIALS'
'NICE PENIS - CUT'
Nimby | 03.29.05 - 9:19 pm | #

How about:

ho' ho' ho' (with a picture of him in a Santa hat...) :)

Oh well...!
Tim | 03.29.05 - 9:20 pm | #

On a large pink poster board: (red lettering)

Dubya Jimmy Jeff
Indigo | 03.29.05 - 9:21 pm | #

National Prostitute Club?

Ask about our weekend rates.

We don't leave marks, just impressions.
RandyH | 03.29.05 - 9:21 pm | #

dang that pseudo-html!

on a large pink poster board in red lettering: Dubya (heart) Jimmy Jeff
Indigo | 03.29.05 - 9:22 pm | #

What do Watergate and Gannongate have in common? They both charge $200 per bed.
unpoetaloco | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 9:22 pm | #

NPC

'NO PRESS CREDENTIALS'
Nimby

Good one!
unpoetaloco | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 9:24 pm | #

er, Watergate Hotel that is
unpoetaloco | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 9:24 pm | #

"Behind every good man there's a good man."
swamp thing | 03.29.05 - 9:29 pm | #

I hope you guys don't mind this off-thread interruption:

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The top U.S. commander in Iraq authorized prisoner interrogation tactics more harsh than accepted Army practice, including using guard dogs to exploit "Arab fear of dogs," a memo made public on Tuesday showed.

The Sept. 14, 2003, memo by Army Lt. Gen. Ricardo Sanchez, then the senior commander in Iraq, was released by the American Civil Liberties Union, which obtained it from the government under court order through the Freedom of Information Act.
unpoetaloco | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 9:31 pm | #

GO AHEAD, JEFF.
Phantom Artist | 03.29.05 - 9:31 pm | #

In the earlier thread I suggested this (a couple posts merged together.)

Imagine a picture to indicate man-on-man sex using two international (stick-figure) man symbols. Name the "top" man symbol "Gannon" and the "bottom" man symbol "Gannett."

Call it the "Gannon on Gannett Ass-Fucking Event"

Add to the picture dscribed above...

Gannett-man is bent over taking it up the butt. Money is falling out of Gannett-man's hands and Gannon-man is holding up both hands showing *8* fingers!

If it could be made into a sign... some variation of this could get the point across without words... or do that picture and just say "National Press Club"

rambling thoughts...
RandyH | 03.29.05 - 9:32 pm | #

Two Holes

No Waiting

$200 per hour


Don't forget the drag queens that look like Ken Mehlman and Karl Rove.

If it wasn't for draq queens and leather men at the Stone Wall, where would any of be.
NJ Flamingo | 03.29.05 - 9:33 pm | #

unpoetaloco-

See Rude Pundit today on that ACLU review of prisoner abuse... (it's good)
http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2...ican- style.html
RandyH | 03.29.05 - 9:35 pm | #

Just a big poster of this!



[img=http://americablog.blogspot.com/npc6.jpg]

[img]http://americablog.blogspot.com/npc6.jpg[/ img]
Boo | 03.29.05 - 9:35 pm | #

XYZ James, your cannon is loose again!
Pete | 03.29.05 - 9:36 pm | #

I would just hold up a big red light.
Eligere | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 9:38 pm | #

Just saw this on crooksandliars.com

The National Press Club blogging panel will take place in...the Holeman Lounge.

YICKS...I wonder if they have any slings in there?
pdxcriag | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 9:38 pm | #

Thanks RandyH.

Asking the Pentagon to police itself is like asking the Politburo or a military junta to police itself.

Then, again, a small group of grandmothers marched in Buenos Aires eventually toppled the military junta. Ok, where are my pearls, pillbox and sensible shoes? It's time to march.
unpoetaloco | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 9:40 pm | #

I've become a whore ... now NPC says I'm a jounalist, too!
:-)
FunMe | 03.29.05 - 9:41 pm | #

What does 'ruminating' mean? sounds kinky. ;)
(sorry...I went to a public school in Texas)
too many american idiots | 03.29.05 - 9:42 pm | #

NPC = Naked Press Cum
? | 03.29.05 - 9:43 pm | #

$25 to see what's under the gray box (of Gannon's prostitute pics)

(lift flap to see whats under)

All proceeds go to (insert charity name here)
Gay Veteran | 03.29.05 - 9:45 pm | #

Simple signs saying
"Media Whore Club."
RandyH | 03.29.05 - 9:46 pm | #

ruminating = eating
Pete | 03.29.05 - 9:46 pm | #

OMG!!!WTF!!!LOL!!!
S Ty | 03.29.05 - 9:46 pm | #

Holeman Lounge

ROFL!!!!
too many american idiots | 03.29.05 - 9:47 pm | #

Some DU'er is trying to stir something up.

http:// www.democraticunderground...ess=104x3383213

FYI Gannon/Guckert.......I smell a story cooking.

This is an FYI, sort of a bulletin to let faithful DU'ers know this is not a dead story.

"Watch for a big main stream daily paper OUTSIDE of the beltway to write about Gannon/Guckert in a big way."

It's not what I know, it's who I know.
AHiddenSaint | 03.29.05 - 9:47 pm | #

ruminating = thinking
Pete | 03.29.05 - 9:47 pm | #

Ruminate literally means to chew cud, as in cows are ruminating animals. It also means to go over something in your mind, ponder.
unpoetaloco | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 9:48 pm | #

TY Pete

;)
too many american idiots | 03.29.05 - 9:49 pm | #

MSM
FU2

NPC
LOL

WHITE HOUSE
PRESS ASS

PRESS ASS
FOR
PRESS PASS

DAY PASS
NIGHT ASS

lame
dad | 03.29.05 - 9:50 pm | #

White House holes, uh moles, in Holeman
unpoetaloco | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 9:50 pm | #

dad, et al.--
You are too funny!

What would I do without John's Americablog?
ewww! | 03.29.05 - 9:51 pm | #

unpoetaloco
ahhh
great name there haha
too many american idiots | 03.29.05 - 9:52 pm | #

thanks...where are you in Texas, too many?
unpoetaloco | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 9:54 pm | #

i bend over backwards for a story !
Simeon Wolf | 03.29.05 - 9:55 pm | #

We found deep throat !
Simeon Wolf | 03.29.05 - 9:56 pm | #

Deep in the fart of Gannon.
unpoetaloco | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 9:56 pm | #

I like it below the fold!
Simeon Wolf | 03.29.05 - 9:56 pm | #

Jeff Gannon: Todays "TOP" story
Gay Veteran | 03.29.05 - 9:56 pm | #

HEY HEY

'HO 'HO

JAMES DALE GUCKERT IS

THE MAN TO PAY TO BLOW!
Gregg | 03.29.05 - 9:57 pm | #

People you missed the best one. Text: The Beef stops here!

Picture of Jeff Gannon - Make a Plus and use 4 top republicans that might have screwed Jeff Gannon. Then have a big question mark over them.

Also if you really want to do the protest right you have to get creative. Dress in military wear.
AHiddenSaint | 03.29.05 - 9:58 pm | #

What does Karls Cock taste like ?
Simeon Wolf | 03.29.05 - 9:58 pm | #

Will Fuck for Talking Points !
Simeon Wolf | 03.29.05 - 9:59 pm | #

America Blog gave me a bad case of truth !!!!
Simeon Wolf | 03.29.05 - 10:00 pm | #

FREE PRE$$ ?

FREE PA$$

NICE PRESS PA$$
MobyDick | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 10:00 pm | #

Any pics of Gannon need to be censored or we won't get news coverage.

I'd rather have a simple "THIS MAN IS NOT A BLOGGER."

I also can draw up handbills in a pinch if necessary.
The Witch | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 10:01 pm | #

Bush loves the COCk!!!
Simeon Wolf | 03.29.05 - 10:01 pm | #

i bend over backwards for a story !
Simeon Wolf

How 'bout

I bend over for a story...
RandyH | 03.29.05 - 10:02 pm | #

Why do I have to live in bum fuck Dallas?

I want to be in Washington, okay by me in Washington, washing machine in Washington, everything free in Washington!
unpoetaloco | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 10:02 pm | #

The Right wing and Jesus said you were cumming!!!
Simeon Wolf | 03.29.05 - 10:03 pm | #

TERRI SCHIAVO FOR PRESIDENT
MobyDick | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 10:03 pm | #

Truth, before ratings!
The truth shall set you free.
Thou shalt not bear false witness.
Misinformation kills children.
People before profits.
Just the facts, mam.

ALways remember, the MSM is watching all the blogs. I for one am still open to looking professional. I know it is all in fun- butt, did I say butt?
Okay- I am likely the oldest member here. How about Jeff's butt with that photo from germany with dog poop with the little anti-bush signs covering his arse hole. Caption: No more crap from the media.
Sandy | 03.29.05 - 10:03 pm | #

SCOOP
GANNON

NATIONAL
PRESS
CHUB
dad | 03.29.05 - 10:04 pm | #

Who's a journalist? According to the NPC, a gay escort with a computer.

Internet + Hooker = White House Reporter
unpoetaloco | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 10:06 pm | #

GANNON FOR PRES 2008... OR IS IT GUCKERT?
Matt | 03.29.05 - 10:08 pm | #

I saw another piece of art during the USA Next art competition that I really liked. It was the photo of Gannon with the Seal Of The Predisdent covering his privates... Could work on a sign.
RandyH | 03.29.05 - 10:08 pm | #

ruminating = cows processing cud (related to eating), and used also as a term for taking one's time thinking something over. Just to be nitpicky. :)

These sign-ideas are great! I like the blogging-not-flogging one, it's not x-rated and yet it certainly speaks to some themes "Bulldog" likes to play with...
consumer_wh0re | 03.29.05 - 10:08 pm | #

I like that idea Randy. Can we do it with the press club logo, perhaps?

Or a simple dot with "Is This News?" printed on it?
The Witch | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 10:09 pm | #

NATIONAL PRESS CLUB: I'M JUST HERE FOR THE NUTS!
James H. Taylor, III | 03.29.05 - 10:13 pm | #

ALL THE NEWS THAT'S FIT TO PLANT
dad | 03.29.05 - 10:13 pm | #

Being a WH Plant is HARD work!
Pete | 03.29.05 - 10:14 pm | #

"Hey Jeff, why won't you call me back?"--Ken Mehlman
Kate in Iowa | 03.29.05 - 10:14 pm | #

The GOP's TOP MAN
dad | 03.29.05 - 10:18 pm | #

BULLDOG HUMPS FOR $200
ImpeachBush | 03.29.05 - 10:19 pm | #

IT'S TOO BAD SOMEONE BLEW JEFF'S COVER
Arend | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 10:20 pm | #

ruminating = cows processing cud (related to eating), and used also as a term for taking one's time thinking something over. Just to be nitpicky.

Uh, didn't I already say that? 8)
unpoetaloco | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 10:21 pm | #

SUCK + FUCK =
CONSERVATIVE
JOURNALIST
ImpeachBush | 03.29.05 - 10:21 pm | #

oops, yep, unpoetaloco you already said that. must have hit the scroll too fast... *blush*
consumer_wh0re | 03.29.05 - 10:24 pm | #

that's cool...i was just being a bitch...i'm bored and had nothing better to type. LOL
unpoetaloco | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 10:27 pm | #

GANNON/FLEISS 2008 - THE BI-COASTAL, BI-PARTISAN TICKET

IT'S BEEN A HARD DAY'S NIGHT

"RAISING" THE MINIMUM WAGE

HORNY FOR THE TRUTH
Arend | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 10:27 pm | #

$200 PER HOUR PER EIGHT COLUMN INCHES
p.lukasiak | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 10:27 pm | #

WHY
NOT
THE
TRUTH?
dad | 03.29.05 - 10:30 pm | #

JEFF & KARL ARE REGISTERED AT POTTERY BARN
MobyDick | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 10:31 pm | #

Who is Santorum's Bulldog?
Pete | 03.29.05 - 10:33 pm | #

unpoetaloco, you're sweet to be gracious, though i still feel silly. i left you a random comment over on your blog -- true story.
consumer_wh0re | 03.29.05 - 10:33 pm | #

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Gannon Accepts Tips!

jeffgannon.CON
unpoetaloco | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 10:35 pm | #

LEADERSHIP INSTITUTE
JOURNALISM 101

Today's Lesson:

IT'S NOT WHO YOU KNOW
IT'S WHO YOU BLOW
gaymafioso | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 10:36 pm | #

By the way...You should let us know whether anyone can attend.... I'd love to fly out from Wisconsin just to hoist a sign high.
gaymafioso | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 10:37 pm | #

John -- Whatever you choose, if you go and protest -- be SURE and have someone take lots of pics. And post them! I wanna see!
Ann | 03.29.05 - 10:38 pm | #

GANNON, SHOW US YOUR CANNON!
Sandia Blanca | 03.29.05 - 10:38 pm | #

Daddy, can I be a journalist like Jeff Gannon when I grow up??

Daddy, why are you laughing?? Daddy, why are you rolling around on the ground??
The Oracle | 03.29.05 - 10:38 pm | #

www.jeffgannon.CON News You Can't Trust!
unpoetaloco | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 10:40 pm | #

Practice Safe Journalism
Wear A Condom

Bah-dah-boom
Joshua Norton | 03.29.05 - 10:42 pm | #

Guckert does it to his tricks.
Bush does it to the rest of us.
Joshua Norton | 03.29.05 - 10:50 pm | #

Way too funny Joshua.

And I love that Karl and Jeff are registered at Pottery Barn.

Great work, kids! Thanks for the laughs.
Lynne | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 10:51 pm | #

I would steal from The Daily Show:
"Don't worry religious right: everyone knows that you are not gay if you are the guy...."

Other than that the big blown up photos from the web site are a MUST!

I really wish I lived on the other coast right now so I could be there!
Paida | 03.29.05 - 10:52 pm | #

I second Lynne, Joshua that one about the tricks is brilliant!
Paida | 03.29.05 - 10:53 pm | #

Ho Ho Ho!
Nemo | 03.29.05 - 10:59 pm | #

SOFTBALLS
&
HARD COCK
rove_luvs_guckert | 03.29.05 - 11:01 pm | #

0% MARINE
10% JOURNALIST
100% WHORE

or

Imbedded
Backdoor
Reporter

or

If you like Jeff,
you've been screwed!

or

You aught to see him
swipe a credit card!
chandler in hollywood | 03.29.05 - 11:03 pm | #

GOD LOVES GAY PROSTITUTES

GLUG GLUG = BLOG BLOG

GANNON'S COCK IS FAIR AND BALANCED

I BRAKE FOR GAY REPUBLICANS

PROSTITUTE REPORTERS MAKE BETTER LOVERS
MobyDick | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 11:06 pm | #

National Pressed Ham Club
••••••
Gannon for the Weekend=$1200
Plagiarizing RNC Talking Points=Priceless
••••••
I know who a journalist ain't!
••••••
"Guckert" is Hard to Say with a Cock in Your Mouth
••••••
My Sugar Daddy Can Beat Up Your Sugar Daddy
Mr Blifil | 03.29.05 - 11:08 pm | #

MSM - FINGER LICKIN GOOD
MobyDick | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 11:11 pm | #

WE MISS U KEN STARR
MobyDick | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 11:12 pm | #

HOLD THE PICKLE HOLD THE LETTUCE SPECIAL PROSECUTORS DON'T UPSET US
ALL WE ASK IS LET US SERVE IT YOUR WAY
MobyDick | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 11:14 pm | #

"Where the Elite Meet for Meat"
James | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 11:16 pm | #

1-900-FREEPRESS
MobyDick | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 11:21 pm | #

BUSH MANDATE
OR
BUSH'S MAN-DATE?
Nycvillage | 03.29.05 - 11:21 pm | #

"Bugger, YES
BLOGGER, NO"
Kennedy Joss | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 11:25 pm | #

Good one, Kennedy. Except it would be lost on Jeffy.
unpoetaloco | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 11:29 pm | #

Print up and wear t-shirts with his 'pictures' - they can't rip shirts off of you as easy as they can rip up your signs.

Make up some oversized $200 bills - fake money on one side, say something clever on the other side (you all are better at this than I am), then hand these out.

Be sure to make this web address real clear, on signs, t-shirts, whatever - and then be sure to move the Gannon info/pics here up to above the fold for the increased hits.

Are you in DC allowed to drive a vehicle in front of this building? Drive back and forth broadcasting from a loudspeaker. Or just have posters on the vehicle.

We don't want signs to be TOO obscure, people who haven't heard of this won't understand. And we don't want to appear as though its just the gay angle, or even the hooker angle.

Be sure to keep whatever plans you make on the QT - if Gannon hears about it he'll cancel out.
Anon | 03.29.05 - 11:31 pm | #

"how are you gonna work with gay prostitutes who seem to have divorced themselves from reality?"
college kid | 03.29.05 - 11:32 pm | #

Get several of those masks made, the ones that look real life-like (like dubya's mask at Halloween). Then print different texts on t-shirts:

One guy wears a Gannon mask and dress like a Marine. Text: "Gannon: Gay for Pay."

One guy wears a Gannon mask and dresses like a softball player. Text: "Gannon: Gay at Play."

One guy wears a Gannon mask and dresses in a suit. Text: "Gannon: Serious Journalist." And he is arm-in-arm with a guy in a Rove mask.
Anon | 03.29.05 - 11:43 pm | #

FREE PRESS
ISN'T CHEAP
dad | 03.29.05 - 11:50 pm | #

You can lead the horse to news,
but you can't make it think.
Just a thought | 03.29.05 - 11:54 pm | #

First they wanted me to believe that where were WMD in Iraq...

and now they want me to believe that that is 8 inches?
George | 03.29.05 - 11:58 pm | #

Jeff Gannon:
0% Blogger
0% Journalist
100% ASS

--kj
Kennedy Joss | Homepage | 03.30.05 - 12:01 am | #

Guckert for President of the National Press Club! Journalist, prostitute- what's the difference anyway? You're all Guckert's now!
Richard | 03.30.05 - 12:08 am | #

1). GANNON is one of YOURS

2). FRIST GANNON
FIST GANNON
FRISK GANNON

3). Republican Values Gannon

4). Gannon is a Fox!

5). Gannon: Who's your Daddy???

6). Guckert: A Frank Lutz Pole

7) Gannon: UnAmerican and Wrong
BrokenMediaUSA | 03.30.05 - 12:13 am | #

Welcome to the all anal sex journalism event. Otherwise known as:

Scoop and poop!!
emptywheel | 03.30.05 - 12:17 am | #

Jeff Gannon: Official White House Press Whore

Gannon Only Rims Twice

Extreme Anal. Extreme Gannon. Extreme Liar

Jeff Gannon: the Sperminator

Did Rove Shave Gannon's Privates?

Vacation in Gannon's Hole, WY

White House Journalist Jeff Gannon: Ready, Willing, and Anal

Jeff Gannon: Serious Bukakke Journalist

The Truth About Jeff Gannon: All Eight Inches
Harry Aness | 03.30.05 - 12:27 am | #

Military Stud for one hour--$200
Weekend companion--$1200
Having your gay ass exposed on the internet and getting away with it--priceless!
There are some things money can by...for everything else there's JeffGannon.com
Dana | 03.30.05 - 1:01 am | #

WHO

WANTED

JEFF'S

SOFTBALLS?
Eugene Debs | 03.30.05 - 1:19 am | #

Who do I need to sleep with to get invited on a panel?
Poolio | Homepage | 03.30.05 - 1:24 am | #

YOUR ALIAS SHOULD HAVE BEEN NEAL OR BOB

IT'S NOT THE BLOWJOBS, IT'S THE LYING (sorry, only applies to Clinton)

A HO'S BY ANY OTHER NAME IS STILL A GUCKERT

and finally, a sign with 20 actual hundred dollar bills attached that reads, "HERE'S $200 - TRY BLOWING A DEMOCRAT FOR A CHANGE"
same shit, Different Doug | 03.30.05 - 2:39 am | #

sorry, make that 2 actual hundred dollar bills, or change the sign to read "blow 10 Dems, get a Republican free"
same shit, Different Doug | 03.30.05 - 3:29 am | #

"I thought the only prostitutes in DC were in Congress... I guess I was wrong!"
James | Homepage | 03.30.05 - 7:32 am | #

How about a big poster of Jimmy/Jeff nude, with a hat with a press pass in the hatband to cover the 8in? cut.
CanuckinPR | 03.30.05 - 8:08 am | #

i guess it was just too tasteless to have it in the "BALLroom".
The Realist | 03.30.05 - 8:51 am | #

WHich Ones are the Real whorES here?

Guckert & NPC: Who gets to be the Top?

Oh, Are You Guys Sleeping With Rove Too?
(or With Mehlman Too?) (or With McClellan Too?)

National Press Corps: Now with even more Santorum?

NPC: Sponsored by AstroGlide

NPC: Destroying our own Profession so You Don't Have To

NPC: All the news that's 8" and cut
amberglow | 03.30.05 - 9:07 am | #

The pen is mightier than the cock.
acoren | Homepage | 03.30.05 - 9:39 am | #

Homepage link to submit your ideas for handbill to pass out
The Witch | Homepage | 03.30.05 - 9:52 am | #

Our top story tonight...
skimble | Homepage | 03.30.05 - 10:18 am | #

It's fun to trash Gannon/Guckert, but I'm detecting a bit of anti-gay sentiment creaping in to some of the suggestions.

The issue is not that he was a gay hooker, I know a couple who have higher ethical standards then GG, it's that he was a hypocritical GOP operative attacking gays on one hand and hooking guys on the other.
Al Benson | Homepage | 03.30.05 - 10:25 am | #

paraphrasing Dorothy Parker here....."you can't lead a horticulture but you can plant him at the White House...."
From The Choir | 03.30.05 - 10:27 am | #

"Journalism is the world's oldest profession"
Chris | Homepage | 03.30.05 - 10:33 am | #

...

wHO is jeff gannon?
wHOat is his angle?
wHOy is he here?
HOw do we find out?

---
Sgt. (Ret.) Phil Laufel | Homepage | 03.30.05 - 10:34 am | #

I'd let Gannon probe me!
asdf | 03.30.05 - 10:50 am | #

Tonight at six: Cox and Cocks.
asdf | 03.30.05 - 10:52 am | #

Jeff
"Pretzel"
Gannon
thomas | 03.30.05 - 11:18 am | #

Anyone with good photoshop skills?

If so, take this picture here...

http://www.fyremoon.net/ ~psychos...msfeld_grin.jpg

Replace the fireman with Gannon, add the word "MANDATE" in large bold letters, stick them on the ol' picket signs and VIOLA! :)
PsychoSy | Homepage | 03.30.05 - 12:10 pm | #

Many of these signs should be "Freeway Blogged." Inundate them on the way from the airport to the event and never let up.
Jenius | Homepage | 03.30.05 - 12:11 pm | #

Hey Jimmy -- Chico State's frats need you for a weekend. How much?
Yo Yo Ma | 03.30.05 - 12:20 pm | #

Please please do it. If I could I'd be there!
molly | Homepage | 03.30.05 - 12:28 pm | #

My sign:

Welcome to the HOLE MAN lounge

:-)
Pat in Canada | 03.30.05 - 1:12 pm | #

Anyone with good photoshop skills?

If so, take this picture here...

http://www.fyremoon.net/ ~psychos...msfeld_grin.jpg

Replace the fireman with Gannon, add the word "MANDATE" in large bold letters, stick them on the ol' picket signs and VIOLA!
PsychoSy | Email | Homepage | 03.30.05 - 12:10 pm | #

ROFLMAO!!!! Made my day!
Harry Aness | 03.30.05 - 2:24 pm | #

Well, given G/G's orientation, shouldn't those be $3 bills? :)
Larry Epke | 03.30.05 - 2:35 pm | #

Guckert: He will provide jobs for Americans
paul | 03.30.05 - 3:06 pm | #

How about:

"HOOKERS FOR REPONSIBLE JOURNALISM"?
Rico | 03.30.05 - 3:25 pm | #

If only, Saddam was gay
Just Gannon would have cleared the way

Not a single soldier subjected to harm
Saddam would have been toppled (or topped) with Jeff's 8 inch charm
Champ | 03.30.05 - 3:38 pm | #

Wearing a George Bush mask my t-shirt would say....
"I fucked Jeff Gannon til the story leaked"
Jim | 03.30.05 - 6:47 pm | #

ONLY $200 dollars to pull Jeff's TUBE!!
lib4ever | 03.30.05 - 10:30 pm | #

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