This blog is way left of center...
AND YOU PEOPLE WERE EWWWWWWING AT THE IDEA OF SNAILS AND FEMALES AND THE SIMILARITIES THAT BE????
AAARRGGGHHHHHH!
(smelly cat, smelly cat...)
I agree Kona is a sick fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mind your manners, assholes; this here's a family blog.
Oh shit Kona, i needed that laugh!!!!!!!
You ARE a sick fuck, but that's why we love you!!!
A conversation just now (if you want to call it that) between me and txrad:
me: That's the best damn cat blog I've ever done.
txrad: it wasn't funny.
me: did you click on all the links?
txrad: no, I didn't want to.
me: then you missed a lot of the humor. It was FUNNY.
txrad: if that's how you want to express yourself, then do it. I don't have to read it.
me: you just said "express!!"
And with that I burst out laughing.
Truly, the worst part of Tart's thread for me was the point at which I completely grossed myself out -- I was due for my lunch break, but couldn't take it for another hour and a half.
Aack! Aack! Aack!
Then ex-vet-tech GF decided to regale me with stories that caused further gross-out-ness.
Aack! Aack! Aack!
Breath!
CLOSE YOUR MOUTH!!!!!
OH HELL!!!!!!
I am not watching how to express my dog's anal glands. That is what the trip to the vets office is for, they can do that.
This was fucking brilliant, kona.
txrad, let's just go shopping. I couldn't bring myself to click on anything either LOL.
oh geeezzzz! they have vets for this sort of thing ya know. ; )
Cali >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Did not think it was funny. I did.
BWAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!!
Ok, now that I can breathe again - I have had pussies all my life and have never had to express anal glands. Maybe I was supposed to be doing it all along? Well, my pussies tend to live to be like 18 or so years old, so the lack of anal sac expressing didn't kill them.
BWAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!!
I so would not do that on a cat.
I learned most of my vet stuff on large dogs, and the anal gland thing is just a part of grooming WITH GLOVES ON. I do not know how that demonstrator in the video can stand doing that.
(I wish I had recorded my thoughts the first time I had to pill a cat, I do know they involved, "OMG, that mouth is so small, how the hell do I do this?"
OMG Kona, you are so crazy!!!!
Jesus, I miss just a FEW POSTS and this is what I come back to...
Oh brudder!!!
*HUGS*
I understand what you were trying to convey with the first picture (eww)... but what is it really? You can't tell me it's supposed to be coffee, because it's too thick and light-colored.
An anal sac technician? Which university does one attend to earn that title?
My cat's ass is a source of endless amusement. Love the photos.
The smell is gone, by the way. Maybe if she'd learn to fucking groom herself like a normal cat...
Well, ya bastard, ya pissed my pants.
Again!
Thanks for the ahem, yuks, Kona. Too funny....
Dude..I read this after the post about Txrad and you..and quite frankly, that was probably a good thing for me..as I was fucking sure has hell depressed.
So I really needed the laugh I just got out of this post. GOD DAMN did I need it. I suggest you read it again if you need one too..yes, its that good.
Hugs Kona 
Thanks Dusty, but if it's all the same to you, I'm still a bit queasy myself. The main motivating force behind my more recent posts was to push this one WAY to the bottom!
Well, it takes your mind off worrying I think
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