Between the cardio and heart-racing Sox games, my heart will be able to beat for fifteen years after my actual death. Good. God.
Also, Kellie Pickler can suck my nut. And I'll explain to her what that means, such is the level of my hate.
I feel like, what with her "drop to my knees" performance signature, she probably knows what "suck my nut" means. HATE.
I've come away from this post with a homework assignment: Find out who the hell Kellie Pickler is.
I may not be watching enough TV.
o Canada...our home and native land....
//I may not be watching enough TV.//
I may have inadvertently given the bitch more publicity. Dammit.
And Lewis, you are correct. That is Adam Stern mojo right there. I have taken to singing it to him when he's at bat and explaining the myriad of ways he could get on base. It is important to give him options, you see.
Lewis, I sat in the fetal position and sang "Super Papel-bon-bon" with every batter. It seems to work okay...
Yeah, I had to google her, too. My only TV comes from bars with NESN HD.
I'll stick to Hazel.
Include me in the 'had to google to find out who the hell Kellie Pickler is' list.
The only current person on American Idol I was actually aware of was the 'Crazy Grey Haired Guy'. I don't even know his name or how he sings, just that his hair is grey. I'll stick to the sox as my sole TV watching for now thanks.
Oh, REALITY TV. That explains it.
I avoid it like the plague.
Who the shit is Kellie Pickler?
Oh. American Idol.
I know that American Idol is the world greatest great thing ever and all that shit, but I personally pray for the day to come that it is exposed as an anti-American terrorist plot and Jack Bauer is forced to pull the figernails off the whole fucking lot of them.
Starting with Kellie Pickler, apparently.
I'm just sayin' I had to watch something before baseball started. And it's not like the Bruins were going to make me feel better about things. And now I'm hooked. Goddamn television... Don't judge me!
adam stern has snaggleteeth. that's all i'm gonna say.
JEW POWER!
I didn't know whether to be proud or ashamed that I didn't know who Kellie Pickler is... but I'm glad to see I was not the only one.
One thing about reality TV... didn't we already have that for years? It's called sports!
What's with the bagging on reality TV? Yes, it's completely stupid. Yes, it has long since ceased being "reality" and is heavily manipulated by producers. Hell if it isn't a good time. I mean, not yesterday since I was exposed to Rod Stewart in mass doses while the Hotness got voted off American Idol, but, come on. I think as long as you're aware that reality TV is about as "real" life as WWF is "real" wrestling, it's fun escapism. And if the Sox continue to win in heart-attack inducing fashion, we're all going to need some escapism. (Thanks for last night, gentlemen!)
I was totally thinking she was Kelly the ballgirl at first...
//I was exposed to Rod Stewart in mass doses while the Hotness got voted off American Idol//
Sniff. At least Curt Schilling loves me. Which was sorely needed after trying to claw my ears off to get the sound of Rod Stewart out of my head. And then the Hotness which...I can't even talk about it. Stupid America.
While I have never watched 'reality' shows, and would rather carve Egyptian runes in my forearms than be exposed to at least most of them, I will actually be filmed for and be in one that will air next year. We all win, assuming we all live; we are being filmed while we chase tornadoes next month in Tornado Alley. Yes, Wally will be going along again. Wally likes storms.
In regards to last nights game, I'm going to plagarize myself from the SG comments section:
//For me the highlight of last nights game was listening to Joe and Jerry at the bottom of the 1st inning. After a few pitches to Youk, one of them made the comment that Youk had not yet gotten a home run this season, and then stated that Waechter had yet to give one up. Next pitch:*Kablammo!* over the Green Monster it goes.
Those two need to save this kind of mojo for more important games. For example: "A-Rod has not yet been hit by a pitch this year, and Curt Schilling has never shattered anyone's Femur with an errant fastball."//
At least you gave yourself credit, so yourself isn't plagiarising since you gave yourself credit.
Ahem.
Jerry even made reference to the Hotness of Ace Young.
"He's very popular with the ladies since he's a good looking guy." I won't complete the quote since I do not wish to be banned for life from this web blog.
//I won't complete the quote since I do not wish to be banned for life from this web blog.//
And because you love me. The new rule is that Jerry Remy is not allowed to talk about American Idol. Because I need my baseball seperated from my "singing" competitions if I am to continue not going crazy. Well, more crazy.
Well now that your "boyfriend" on Idol is gone - perhaps you can cocentrate more on Baseball...?? heh
And stop dissing Rod Stewart I like his songs.....he's a bit ridiculous at times "do you think I'm sexy" in pink spandex but what the hey?
You cannot tell me that any current day artist are at least as ridiculous if not more so.....
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