amazing! I'm speechless lol
Katie | Homepage | 03.10.08 - 9:58 pm | #

The only reason I wasn't completely laughing the entire time I read that? The Sox are supposed to be in the Bronx on July 4, so Wakefield can't come to my door with a sparkler.

Unless Casey rents him a private jet for the day, that is.
Liza | 03.10.08 - 11:33 pm | #

Casey: Saves cheerleader.

Wake: Saves world.
Caroline | Homepage | 03.11.08 - 11:05 am | #

FAN-TASTIC. as always.
travelgirl | 03.12.08 - 2:48 am | #

That was funny, funny stuff. Nicely done!
Bloggy | Homepage | 03.12.08 - 1:58 pm | #

This is hilarious! I love your blog!
Mary | Homepage | 03.12.08 - 6:10 pm | #

You forgot:

August 13: Tim Wakefield constructs time machine to go back in time to personally hand hot towels to every member of the Mayflower as they disembark at Plymouth Rock.

August 15: Sean Casey borrows said time machine to thwart WWII by converting local Nazi groups throughout Germany into relatively harmless chapters of "The Doctor Who Appreciation Society."

Also, I want you. But you knew that.
Red | Homepage | 03.13.08 - 5:18 am | #