I RESPECT The VAD's mandate, and so must Mat.
I RESPECT the OLD VAD's mandate. The NEW VAD is disRESPECTful.
And really, one vote on student council is going to make all that much difference?
Zoe Anderson ought to watch out. They're gunning for her. Her future will be ruined because of her dealings at Monash Uni.
I don't think this article is about the student council embarrassment...
One vote might not make that much difference but it will be funny to watch Dara voting with the one moderate who got up on MSC.
Do you mean Zoe Edwards?
Expect photos Monday Andrew!
I've got his address at work Andrew. Will message it to you tomorrow morning! It's on Dandenong Rd anyway...near the corner of Huntingdale Rd.
Please be aware that any damage to MSA property will be reported. Plus I'd prefer if everyone took a level of care to ensure that none of my property was touched. Mat and I share an office and as such I'm somewhat concerned something of mine may be disrespected. If everyone could just be careful I'd really appreciate it guys!
It will all get better when I kneel before Zod
Oh Mat, your (sic) making MSA look completely immature and ridiculous again!
They might be minty fresh but they're certainly not white!
Who's gonna save us?
Zoe I run the show around here. I got a 55% mandate in my one horse election which means that you will do what I tell you. PS doesn't Mugabe get a higher primary vote than that?
I never thought I'd say this but Mat was definitely the lucky one when it came to looks in that family. And that's not saying much..
I didn't get up thanks to aa, even though I campaigned. Will I ever succeed at anything?
It's up to 16 comments so someone should say the word "Porter"
Porter
It's ok Claudia. I think I'm fabulous and have sucked up to Zoe all year, and I only got half an OB position!
Boys what have you done?
I'd be happy to have myself poured on Hilakari's head any day. Any chance of smashing the glass on him too?
Wait until he gets into the real world and gets a full bucket of shit dumped on him..
Storm in a fucking teacup if you're asking me
Well perhaps we can expect some retribution from the big man himself (porter) after Hilikari sent a terrorist over to pour beer on andrew at oktoberfest
I don't think Claudia actually expected to suceed, she was in the second spot after all, maybe she has bigger fish to fry?
It's ok Mark, Zoe was being nice to you, now you get to share your spot and work with the greatest intellectual force that the MSA has ever seen
I suspect Mr. Porter would have better things to do than ever attend another social outing with Mr. Hilakari. Hilakari afterall, is pretty much the dullest person you could have a beer with. I'd personally rather chew off my right arm that enjoy a frothy one at the Nott with His Highness (can we call him jaws from now on?)
Yeh, Matty thinks he can get a job like Lukey. Not on your life, sunshine. I'll be running this union not cocksuckers like the Hillacurries.
Don't socialists believe in toothpaste?
If I was the LHMU I would seek to distance myself from the Hilakaris. How embarrassment!
Stop getting mer in trouble little bro. What will the missos and pissos say about this?
Landeryou no matter how hard you try man-hands Dara doesn't want to get man-handled by you.
Would a headjob from Stef be out of the question?
Probably Clancy, but maybe Mat would be up for it?
It's kind of sad that the best story that came out of student elections is "gosh, it's SERIOUS BIZNESS OUT THERE, there's water guns and pies!" I mean, for fuck's sake... don't Dara and Naomi have a paper to do Serious Jurn'lism for instead of constantly trying to get attention by feeding what are now just kind of sad stories to Landeryou?
actually thanks to arrogant roman emperor hilakari they might not have a paper at all
Surely someone with electrac could have provided Mat's address.
Or better yet, someone with feedback.
Porter called Hilikari out like 3 times on Thursday. That weak little prick not only walked away, but publicly made threats against him as he hid behind his cronies.
Classy. Even Zoe got sick of apologising for him at Oktoberfest. I'm sure she's getting paid some kind of bonus for that. She bloody well should be.
Mark Baker: You've got too much time on your hands. And will continue to, with half an OB, commensurate with your half a conscience.
Simon Singer: You really should ditch these leftards. Learn to question what they tell you, rather than following it blindly. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
Chris Holmes: You're as bad as Hilakari. We noticed you poored beer on Kieran's head when no one was looking, but were somewhat reluctant to do so to Porter, not least when he suggested to you that it might not be the best idea. That said, you didn't send a girl to do it, like Mat did. Kudos to you, Chris.
Jake: Bam Chikkah Wah Wah.
Mat- drinks tonight at 9 at the Kitten Club?
Can someone please clarify whether I am actually in bed with the left or the right?
Just to clarify Mat- which one of your faces should I look out for tonight?
Perhaps you'd prefer to meet under the clocks at Flinders Street?
9 is good, don't like hanging out with, like, other people though. I prefer to avoid public transport so we'll keep away from Flinders Street, shall we?
Nice one with the clocks though. Very thoughtful of you.
Please think of the kittens!
Sad that Landeryou considers 12 primary votes a "stunning coup". 12 is like, 12. Not even 1%.
The only reason she came close to a position was thanks to all the joke tickets preferencing each other this year.
And her precious rag is lying unread and uncollected by students on campus. Readership under the smear campaign has gone down, not up. Just goes to show Dara's only support is from her friends, not the general student body.
And Landeryou, who still thinks she will fuck him if he continues to be her lap dog.
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