My nose and my knob are now internationally famous.
My bra-exposing antics are not getting the international press coverage they deserve.
We must get on the international stage as well.
Pyne, Pearce & Olexander
We must also get on the world stage.
Collins, D'Arcy and Orkopoulos.
Pearce? who is dat?
Pearce is the "Posterior Penetrater".
Judi Moylan, the Member for Pearce!? WTF?
nah its the guys surname....
Ollie and I might be doggers, but Chris Pearce? He is as straight as a foot long ruler.
Pearce swings both ways.
He is as AC/DC as your old tranny.
Hey don't forget me! Do you think I wouldn't use this big nose of mine for pleasure? Since Cossie is no longer ligering about I am fully employed with all these women's bicycle seats at Mentone. It is soooo goood. Luke sniffing me like a dog on heat while I get some of those wonderful sweaty seats. Ahhh...life is good for a B grade Senator who gets to travel first class and look down at the plebs in my party.
Hey Fitch I do the same with the bicycle seats up here! If I smell your poo hole will you help me with my pre-selection? You lucky turd being safe to 2014. I am really shitting myself that PA is going to turn on me for all the factional stuff I do with Elsbury. Why don't people just see I am just acting in the best interests of Cossies Party? Hang on. Dollar Sweetie is about to fly the coup. Whose Party will it be then? I know it wil be my Party. My precious Party.....
Hey Fitch you eat too many pies from Sunbeam Cakes.
I sniff an election in WA in July.
My Dear Fatty, the dearest of dear Fatties,
All this talk about office shenanigans in the WA state party is starting to make me nostalgic for our days in the Victorian party room.
Given that our West Australian colleagues seem to be unable to find a leader who will not get himself in trouble with the ladies, I suggest that we relocate ourselves across the Nullabor and answer the call by making a parliamentary comeback. After all, there can be no question of our respective ability to appropriately handle the fairer sex. In fact, I predict that the women of Western Australia will be positively swooning at the prospect of casting a vote for us.
I can just see it now - Fatty and McPerton answering the call and returning to the hallowed green leather (not to mention the Members Dining Room) to lead the party out of the wilderness.
Just imagine the policies we could implement in government. For starters, I suggest the compulsory teaching of Chinese and the enactment of a Charter of Rights. With policies such as these, the party would be a certainty to win the next election!
By the way: Where is lunch tomorrow?
Dearest Victor I suggest a trip to Gingerboy in Crossley Street. I will pick you up in (V RD 001) the sleek soft top outside your chambers at noon.
Excellent choice, my dear Fatty. See you at noon.
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