The OC // Andrew Landeryou's Blog of Freedom

This is a trainwreck of catastrophic proportions.

The party needs a new rail service. There is only one option. It is called the GTM Express. Fast, clean, efficient, and open to all passengers. Patriots, get on board the GTM Express now as it heads towards Spring St.


Who is next on the chopping block?


On behalf of all of those of us who live north of the Yarra, east of Burke Road or South of Dandenong Road, who don't read Paul Austin's articles in The Age and don't watch the ABC - are you telling us that Ted is still alive?

I think I remember hearing the name somewhere in the media a couple of years back, I saw a picture of some awkward looking giant-man at the local shops. But it was just one photo, and to be honest, he just looked like another shonky real estate agent . . . just like all the other blokes in my local paper.

I'm not an ignorant person. I read the Herald Sun, I watch the news on commercial TV every now and then, I listen to FM radio. I live in a marginal seat, I know my vote is important, and I am used to politicians vying for my affections. I loved that Johnny Howard, he was in my paper almost every day, always on the TV, and it seemed like every time I switched the radio to AM, there he was, gasbagging with Neil Mitchell.

But this Ted bloke? I seriously thought he had quit a year and half back in shame at his loss, for all I've heard from him until this weekend I could hardly be faulted for believing so.


I'm fucking disgusted


The time of crisis has come. Only two men are capable of saving the Victorian Liberal Party.

Nick Kotsiras and Murray Thompson must step up to the plate! No other duo have the vision, stamina and record to take on the ALP.

The parliamentary liberal party must act now!


Gravatar I'm close to orgasm. Please keep the dirt coming so i can...


Gravatar Ted will be premier. For fucks sake bloody costello turds.


Gravatar Bargal: Leave the self-abuse to the Liberals. They have decades of experience and have a professional attitude towards it.


Gravatar Sack all the scumbags at 104. Liberals should be ashamed that its membership money paying these arseholes.


Gravatar A classic case of the king not wearing any clothes.


Gravatar Come on Ted - sack the lot. Shom some muscle and really put your stamp on this sad sack of a party thats left. Sheezel - GO. Chandler - GO. Leave, get out - leave the ship. Give us some real leadership and a real opposition who is serious about leading this state and getting rid of Brumby.


Gravatar If The Almighty wanted to give Victoria an enema, he would stick the nozzle in 104 Exhibition Street - the Jurassic Park for prehistoric, virulent microbes.


Gravatar "Nick Kotsiras and Murray Thompson must step up to the plate!"

Nick is my local member. I wasn't aware until now that he is held in such esteem.


Gravatar More people on-line at this moment than ever before!


Gravatar Gordon Rich-Phillips for leader. He has the charisma to make even the hardest Labor heart turn to the Liberals.

Then find a seat for a new, fresh Deputy. I would suggest the curvy Rebecca Gauci. Saucy Gauci has the smarts to be the velvet glove around the GRP iron fist.

The Gordon-Rebecca Gauci Dream Team. Make the Liberal Party's dreams a reality.


Gravatar I second the motion on GORDY!

HE IS AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND, to bad he is in the upper house.


Gravatar Hmmn..."Rich Phillips". It's almost as unfortunate a name as "Baillieu" as pseudonymns for the moneyed rich. But I would vote for a Liberal called "Humble Pie" or "I learned something from the last Federal election" - or "Anyone who had a heart".


Gravatar Walter you must be an idiot.
Murray Thompson is a nice bloke, but lazy, political impotent and achieves very little.
He must go ASAP.
He would not know if his own arse was on fire until he got a 3rd degree burn.


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