The OC // Andrew Landeryou's Blog of Freedom

Gravatar How many Laborites would be in Funky Faction?

In terms of


Gravatar Associating the words Timmeh and Funky is truly hillarious -the man is clearly a comic genius (actually saw the door stop on the news last night so I must take this back).

After the successful campaign to have Victorian Parliament telecast and current efforts to silence/ thwart Evan Thornley, could the next OC initiative be to prevent Timmeh from breeding. Seriously the very thought of teeny tiny little Talibans wondering around the streets within the boundaries of Bruce and Hotham (who am I kidding -East Melbourne) is truly frightening and must be stopped! What will the junior branch stacking Networkers be called, Timmeh Il James, Timmajesty, Timara, Prince Timmeh -the mind boggles?

Are wife casting calls taking place as we speak? If Mrs Mirabella aka Australia's Grace Kelly can find a suitable match surely the right honourable pint sized dynamo Minister can too (surely there must be some suitable young thing in the electorate office)! My recommendations -plain Miss Congeniality type with some height. Cambodian or other Ethnic Group Branch Stack preferrable.


Gravatar In terms of Ministers who would be eligible to join Funky Faction, there would be Tim, maybe Jacinta Allan (if she has no spouse or kids) .... anybody else?


Gravatar As they say, Politics is show business for ugly people




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