Those pics are absolute gold.
Almost as gold as Hilikari's natural teeth.
...Harks back to Baker going in all buns glazing.
Pure genius.
The chick next to the Joan Kirner wannabe is pretty hot lol
Wow! Some seriously ugly people there. Haven't seen a get-together like that since the frat party scene in 'Revenge Of The Nerds.'
These pics confirm that 'babes on the Right, bushpigs on the Left' theory of politics, Andy. If only these 'girls' (I'll have to take your word on that) could organise a hair stylist, and maybe some depilatory cream? They would then be distinguishable by gender, and accepted into the warm forgiving bosom of Right politics.
Where we hunks reside.
I dunno, I always heard "Girls on the right mighty uptight, girls on the left give it the best"
Wharoonga must be a sad sad place
I want my baby back, my baby back, my baby back...
Please don't go Cossie. I will be like a shag on a rock when you leave politics. And you know what shags on rocks do? Either do I?
Absolute gold. Wankers.
Cheesy munchies too.
at last - photographic evidence that Ballarat based Cheesegirl has been back to the seat he won six months ago. Maybe his dealer at Ballarat Uni ran out of gear. The Torquay 7-Eleven ran out of Tim Tams. Wait until the wife hears about what he did for the drugs.
I don't want
Any other pastry
When I think about pies
I touch myself
There are no more 'yellow' songs to ridicule me with.
When am I gonna come down
When am I gonna land (whispers: who took my parachute, by the way?)
I should have finished my studies
I should have listened to old man Luke
Mik and Cambpell can't hold me forever
Or my teeth of the deep straw hue
I'm a corrupt, mediocre President
I'm young but singing the blues
So goodbye yellow teeth road
Where the dogs of the LHMU howl
I've planted myself in a share-house
Where no one wants to hear me plough
Back to the leg fungus friend
Hunting the horny back toad
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow teeth road
What do you think you'll do then
Without me there causing pain
It'll take you a couple of redskin vodkas
To celebrate my not being back again
Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty lefties like to be found
Mongrel products of privilege
Sniffing for leg fungus like you on the ground
I'm just mad about Zoe
Zoe's mad [about me]
I'm just mad about Zoe
She's just mad about things
[Refrain:]
They say my teeth are yellow
(Quite rightly)
They say my teeth are yellow
(Quite rightly)
They say my teeth are yellow
I'm just mad about Baker
Baker's mad [about me]
I'm just mad about Baker
He's just mad at Jimmy
[Refrain]
Lots editors should bloody die
Like of Yuliya Nil
Spotted baker with a pie
Let's go back to Lorne and popping of pills
[Refrain]
(So mellow, he's so yellow)
Halitosis Fridays
Is gonna be a sudden craze
Halitosis Fridays
Is bound to be the very next phase
They say my teeth are yellow
(Quite rightly)
They say my teeth are yellow
(Quite rightly)
They say my teeh are yellow
Zoe - yeah
I'm just mad about her
I'm just mad about Zoe
She's just mad about things
[Refrain]
(Oh so toothy, so yellow)
I will be your father figure.
Put your tiny hand in mine.
I will miss council meetings to love you, 'til the end of time.
***Girls on the right mighty uptight, girls on the left give it the best***
Yes. And isn't that sad, that girls on the left have to 'give it', to be noticed? They need love and respect and to be appreciated, in the same way a normal, right wing girl expects- and deserves. Seriously, whatever your politics, can you imagine any decent girl spending a weekend with those lefty losers in Andy's pics? That's tragic, on many many levels.
There could not possibly be ANY more songs about me.
Not in a million years.
I am willing to bet my inevitable LHMU inherit...sinecu....erm, stellar career advancing the interests of members in union-owned enterprises on it.
They paid me a salary
To not really do a lot
With a campus centre, timid caucus
And an unlicensed hot spot
Dont it always seem to go
That you dont know what youve got
Till its gone
They paid me a salary
And I don't really do a lot
They should take out my teeth
Put em in a teeth museum
They could charge the people
A dollar and a half just to see em
Dont it always seem to go
That you dont know what youve got
Till its gone
They paid me a salary
And I don't really do a lot
Hey Zoe Zoe
Put away that d.d.t. now
Give me spots on your legs
But leave me the birds and the bees
Please!
Dont it always seem to go
That you dont know what youve got
Till its gone
They paid me a salary
And I don't really do a lot
Late last night
I heard the screen door slam
And a tooth-coloured taxi
Took away the Baker 'man'
Dont it always seem to go
That you dont know what youve got
Till its gone
They paid me a salary
And I don't really do a lot
Song Writer, you're showing a lot of promise. If you linked to an appropriate WAV file we could all sing along to your lyrics!
Surely that's it. Surely there can be no more.
He was afraid to come out of the dentist
He was as nervous as he could be
He was afraid to come out of the dentist
He was afraid that somebody would see
(Two, three, four, tell the people what you saw)
It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow mouth that needed cleaning
Despite brushing four times a day
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow yellow mouth that needed cleaning
So in the dentist's he wanted to stay
(Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more)
He was afraid to come out in the open
And so a sneer around it he wore
He was afraid to come out in the open
And so he went and hid with it near Lorne
(Two, three, four, tell the people what you saw)
It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow mouth that needed cleaning
Despite brushing four times a day
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow mouth that needed cleaning
So in the dentist's he wanted to stay
(Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell ya more)
Now he's afraid people think he's a rorter
And I wonder what he's gonna do
Now he's afraid people think he's a rorter
The corruption, oh how it grew
(Two, three, four, tell the people what you saw)
It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow mouth that needed cleaning
Despite brushing four times a day
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow mouth that needed cleaning
So in the dentist's he wanted to stay
(From the dentist to the orthadontist)
(From the office to the unlicensed bar)
(From the bar to my sharehouse )
Do ZoZo and I have friends anymore?
What, no songs for me?
I think you must suffer what Cameron Miles suffers from Achy Bakey- relevance deprivation syndrome.
It is an astonishing coincidence that I have just learned how to spell. Curiously, though, I have just expended my entire vocabulary.
Everyone else at the MSA lacks morals, ability, or both.
I will retaliate by doing precisely nothing.
I see your doing nothing and raise you tacit support of Mat
I will have to eat Julian Cambpell.
That is the only way I will be assured of preselection victory.
It seems I am now skulking in public.
That Darwin dude was right about evolution.
I have a conscience, so it seems I've done my....
Give me my baby back baby back baby back
Give me my baby back baby back
RIBS
I'm on a road to nowhere.
Sorry, I don't warrant a full song.
I told you guys not to comment from the MSA computers!
Agree with above
They should all be censured
And censored. That would be rather droll.
The above is peurile, but not defamatory.
Clearly none of the comments are from Mat given they are both correctly spelled and generally make sense in English.
I find this posting under false names most disturbing. It offends my ginga sensibilities.
There appears to be a grouping of Monash people.
I shall invite myself along.
Würde jemand wie ein Käse?
this is v. amusing
My name was mentioned, my name was mentioned! I feel better now.
Hmm. Still got my hand covering my drinks around you Cam.
It has been a while since Dan Hopewell has been outed. I won't make that mistake again.
Oh dear.
Red things. Shiny things.
Syntax error.
I just called, to say, I love nomes
That's most unsavoury
Shame on you all for all this arguing and childish behaviour. I'm staying right out of it.
Yaaar! Mat Hilikari's teeth be more yellow than any gold in Davey Jones' locker!
Oh those yellow teeth, they really turn me on.
Hello Zoe! You're very good at....turning me on.
Zoe: Ah, you should probably ignore that.
Loose lefties sink beers
Right. Time to stop playin in the sandpit Zo Zo.
Clean up your leg...I mean game, and you can learn from me how to contribute nothing to the ALP at higher level.
I'm going to be President
Not if I have anything to say about it!
Baker is my choice. I shall be rigging the ballot accordingly. If it fails I might cry. If not, I probably will anyway.
I'm hungry, as usual. Warm apple pie anyone?
$26k
Why am I never mentioned here?
Because you're not from the Moe Left and therefore can't have an opinion!
*Sigh* everyone posting here is so immature. Why doesn't everyone just do what I say? Me 4 Prez
I am a wanker
Surely I can rest easy? Surely now I am free from ridicule by way of song?
Youve got the Go! caucus in a whirl
They're not sure how you landed a girl
Hey mate, your teeth are alright
Hey mate, lets go out tonight
You like Zoe, you like leg fungi
You like dancing and teeth that dont shine
You love Baker when he's not eating pies
You love people who believe your lies
They put you down, they you're wrong
Those tacky things, we'll censure 'em
Hilikari, I must digress
Hilikari, your teeth are a mess
Hilikari, how could they know?
That as Pres you'd be worse than ZoZo
Censure!
Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo
Youve got the Go! caucus in a whirl
They're not sure how you landed a girl
Hey mate, your teeth are alright
Hey mate, lets go out tonight
You like Zoe, you like leg fungi
You like dancing and teeth that dont shine
You love Simon Singer when he's not high
You love people who just dont try
They put you down, they you're wrong
Those tacky things, we'll censure 'em
Hilikari, I must digress
Hilikari, your teeth are a mess
Hilikari, how could they know?
That as Pres you'd be worse than ZoZo
Censure!
Yes?
Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo
Hilikari, I must digress
Hilikari, your teeth are a mess
Hilikari, how could they know?
That as Pres you'd be worse than ZoZo
I must digress, your teeth are a mess
You brush enough, but enough aint the test
Youve got your halitosis and now some leg fungi
You got your lackeys, a caucus that's high
I must digress
Youre a juvenile 'success'
Because your teeth are a mess
So how couldn't they know?
That as Pres you'd be worse than ZoZo
So what you wanna know
Halitosis child, dentist, desntist, dentist, Whered you wanna go?
What can I do for you? looks like youve been there too
Hilikari I must digress
And your teeth are a mess
Oh, your teeth are a mess
Oh, oh, so how could they know?
Eh, eh, how could they know?
I think I feel sorry for old ZoZo....
I'm in a foreshadowy mood. Whoever at the MSA is writing these songs should:
1. Have their pay reduced slightly. Failing that-
2. Have their pay reduced slightly more.
Failing that-
3. Have their pay substantially reduced.
Failing that-
4. Have their pay completely cut for a specified period, and bring me pies hourly.
I think I'm jinxing myself when I say there's 'no more songs about me'.
If I brushed my teeth again
I would do it all the same
Would not floss a single thing
Even cavities the size of Spain
For the heartache and the pain
That I caused throughout my years
How I loved to be ZoZos man
Through the fungus and the tears
(Chorus)
Situation no win
Go! needs a change of atmosphere
I cover the walls saying I kill kittens
Gotta get myself right out of here
Now my mouth is closed
And I know where halitosis is at
Somehow I stay thin
While the Baker Boy got fat
All the chances that I've blown
Oh yes I've let big Lukey down
I'm not going to get too high
I'm a Griffo Left clown
(Repeat Chorus)
(interlude) yes, it's delightful, delightful
"Rush for a change of atmosphere....."
.. I wish I could brush my teeth like that. Not everything is about corruption you know.
The only important thing these days, is rhythm and melody. Rhythm ...
and melody.
.. A time to laugh
A time to cry
And while I have no friends
My acolytes have been good to me
Soon will come the day
When I am paid back handsomely
Yellow teeth are hard to mend
You know I've had my share
Halitosis just carries on
It's sometimes too much to bear
(Repeat chorus x2)
Gotta get myself right
Gotta get myself right
Gotta get myself right
Outta here
Gotta get myself right
Gotta get myself right
Gotta get myself right
Outta here
My legs are healed....
No Go Go's parody here.
Give me my Jeremy back
Jeremy back Jeremy back
I want my Jeremy back Jeremy back
RIBS
I'm with stupid
Me too! Oh my god we've got so much in common!
A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.
Show me a baker who is on a roll and I'll show you someone sitting on a bun.
When baking dog biscuits, be sure to use collie flour.
When two bakers traded buns they had a roll reversal.
A baker always put too much flour in his bread because he was a gluten for punishment.
The gingerbread man thought he couldn't be caught, until he met his baker.
Tell a baker his dough has fallen and you'll get a rise out of him.
There are a lot of bakeries on the yeast coast.
Change one letter and add one letter in the word baker and you have wanker.
My favourite show was pie in the sky, although the concepting of a pie being in the sky instead of my mouth troubled me.
My favourite website is redhotpie.com.au
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie I get hungry
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