Bloody hell I've just cracked a massive fat.
I love to sniff her arse.
Troy Buswell | 05.06.08 - 5:42 pm | #

Wouldn't mind singing some karaoke with her.
The Carpenter | 05.06.08 - 5:54 pm | #

Mat....you're meant to be thinking of ME while you're brushing you're teeth.
Bad Zoe | 05.06.08 - 6:12 pm | #

Perhaps there's more to life than being really, really, really, really, ridiculously good looking

*blue steel*
Zoolander | 05.06.08 - 6:21 pm | #

About bloody time. I like a bit of crumpet and our pollies dont deliver in this regard.
ansteybranchopolous | 05.06.08 - 6:32 pm | #

You bastards just don't know how to treat a woman. Take it from me I always play the man and let the women know their correct position on the field. Its the only way. Read what you want in to this statement. I have more intelligence in my little finger than most of the dickheads on this blog....
Nam Sewman | 05.06.08 - 8:07 pm | #

Yes let's not talk about anything negative.
Anon | 05.06.08 - 10:17 pm | #

5/10
Anonymous | 05.07.08 - 6:13 pm | #

Actually are you sure she is from the UK???....she has nice teeth. That is generally an oxymoron.
Anonymous | 05.09.08 - 12:34 am | #