Ok we will be the first Andy -
Turkmenistan is where the TWU intend to send Diana Asmar!
HOT TIP - McDonalds new crispy chicken fillet with bacon burgers are bloody tasty Andy! I highly recommend that you try them (I wont tell KFC, honest)
Am onto it. Will provide full review in due course.
Having had my van stolen in 2001 which was insured with HIH I felt the short gaol term for Ray Williams and that other grub Rodney Adler was far to short. In their case Sharia Law penalities would be more appropriate -thieves get bit cut off I understand.
AJ, you wacko, wondered where you had gone.
My Dear McPerton,
Another great lunch at the Flowerdrum last Friday. As I left the Drum at 5:01pm I was contemplating your dilemna of how to grow you practice, when suddenly I had a bright idea...
Did you see the story last week abour those two human rights lawyers who defended Dr Haneef who were named "Australian of the Year" in 'The Australian'?
My Dear Victor, this story teaches us that the key to becoming a high-profile human rights barrister is to champion the cause of someone who has been unjustly kicked out of Australia.
Do you remember that nice young apprentice chef from the Flowedrum who was deported last year for overstaying his 457 visa? The Drum just hasn't been the same without him.
You should take up the cause of this persecuted young man and defend his human rights. Then you too will become a high-profile celebrity human rights lawyer. Also, it will mean that my favourite chef will return to my favourite Friday afternoon haunt. Truly a win-win situation.
By for now,
Fatty
Crawled out from under your rock, have you Landeryou?
That's a shame. Useless fuckwit that you are...
is fat.
I'm bored
My dear Fatty, how tired I have been, after making the silly mistake of rising nice and early on Sunday to listen to your marvelous voice on the wireless, waiting for my phone call as a special guest and friend of the host, one Fatty Doyle, whereupon we would thrill the audience with tales of my practice at the human rights bar, and calling up Rivers and asking him to do numbers, and so on and so forth, but alas, all I found was Dennis Walter and Russell Gilbert polluting the airwaves, and then I wished I still had that looseleaf service on Noise Law from the local library that had been discontinued only in 1984, which as you will recall my dear Fatty, was the year I presided over the Young Liberal establishment, and it was a time when to be liberal and young and to be committed to human rights was to cast your vote for the "Lithuanian Lightning Rod", Mr McPerton, articled clerk and future member of the legislative chamber. So after being awake at such a rude hour, I retired to bed (yes my Dear Fatty, Jane has let me back into the matrimonial bed, given that she has gone to Daylesford for a few days), and I wont lie to you and say I didn't have one or two impure thoughts about Fifi and Fatty Staley, and giving the latter a tree-change if ever she had seen one, but then I finally decided to head into the real world and fight for human rights and justice and Katz and the apprentice chef from the Flower Drum who you will recall is Chinese (so who better to take his cause than McPerton, management consultant, company director, barrister of human rights, former humanitarian small-l liberal legislative upholder of the Menzies legacy, Diplomat of Chinese Law and former Patriarch of Doncaster Shopping Town, Esq.) when I discovered that the latest news around town was who would be the next Governor General, a most despicable role given my proven republican sympathies (unless of course the jeweled Crown is atop my deserving cranium), but nonetheless, there was all this ridiculous talk of Beazley assuming the role of ruler of our fair land, because apparently a waffling Fatty is what the public now want, and then it hit me, if a waffling Fatty is what they want, then a waffling Fatty is what they shall get, and who better to do this for them, who has the common touch, who has the experience, who has the Nous, but you my dear friend, the one and only Fatty. Forget Fatty Beazley. What this country needs is a better Fatty. And that better fatty is you, Fatty Doyle!
Mayne's wife isn't even attractive. Then again, neither is Mayne. What a pair!
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