Jimmy, don't stress about the pay cut issues. It's sorted. I've negotiated with Mat, you're now being paid in magic beans.

I will be your father figure, put your tiny hand in mine.
Liam O'Brien | 05.02.08 - 12:17 pm | #

I am the new convenor of Young Labor Unity.

I am tall in centimetres but cast no shadow.

I claim to call the shots but claim no knowledge of what is going on.

I act respectfully but command no respect.

I will reduce our faction's strength but welcome the new 'consensus'.

Who am I?
He who stands for nothing | 05.02.08 - 12:24 pm | #

I think I am smarter than everyone else in YLU.

Who am I?
He who stands for his superior | 05.02.08 - 12:35 pm | #

Now now children. Play nice. We're all good friends. No, great friends. No, excellent friends.

On an entirely unrelated note, the cement shoes I ordered for for MdB, DJ Jazzy Ben Maxfield, Munter Martin and 'the' Porter have arrived.

Fluffy, who does the free fifth pair go to? Will it be the love of your life Seb Zwalf? Or will Conrad 'Iron Chef' French turn out to be the sacrificial frog?
Alexandria Davina | 05.02.08 - 12:44 pm | #

I love cock.
Gyorgy is bringing sexy back | 05.02.08 - 1:03 pm | #

Why did Howard lose in 2007?

A.
- It's time factor.
- Unpopularity of WorkChoices.
- Unpopularity of Costello as successor to Howard as PM
- for once the ALP had a leader (Little Kevvie) that for some bizarre reason was liked by the electorate.

As for kevin07 branding - fucking irrelevant.
Anon | 05.02.08 - 2:09 pm | #

Gee my bum is sore.
Ollie | 05.02.08 - 3:14 pm | #

WTF is Ted (he who stands for nothing) doing in Labor Unity?
Anon | 05.02.08 - 3:19 pm | #

This is our solution
Jeff for Higgins | 05.02.08 - 8:12 pm | #

Don't forget the Green factor helping the ALP win the last Federal Election. Greens preferences got the ALP across the line over and over again. Even Maxine McKew needed Greens preferences to get Little Johnny's seat.

All the stats are available on the AEC website:

http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseSeats...eats...s-13745- NAT.htm

The ALP should thank the Greens for their support. They wouldn't be in power had it not been for their preferences.
Anonymous | 05.03.08 - 12:49 am | #

And don't forget the Greens fags would have to vote Labor if they didn't have the Greens to vote for.
Jazzy Randyboy | 05.03.08 - 1:36 am | #

John Howard lost because he failed to uphold the Menzies Legacy.

If only he'd listened to people like me...
Dr Dean | 05.03.08 - 11:36 am | #

and not enrolled to vote....
Anonymous | 05.03.08 - 12:45 pm | #

It's nonsense to think Greens voters would automatically vote ALP if they didn't vote Green. That's why the ALP don't want the Greens to run split tickets at elections.
Anonymous | 05.03.08 - 2:24 pm | #

If the Greens didn't exist, 90%+ of our voters would vote Labor. We're not planning on disappearing soon.
Greg Barber | 05.03.08 - 3:05 pm | #

Who is that "gallah" next to the former PM. Some people say it looks like boxhead Sen Mitch Fifield.
Adrian Jackson | 05.03.08 - 6:22 pm | #