He might as well go into politics let's face it Essendon can only talk a good game.

A star at Essendon is only a reserve at Collingwood that's why they play for the Dones.
Captain JackWalker | 03.28.08 - 2:15 pm | #

Essendon are crap. Go Dees !
Anonymous | 03.28.08 - 3:35 pm | #

My Dear Fatty and McPerton,

Were you also nominated to be part of Australia's Best and Brightest at the 2020 summit?

I nominated myself, pointing out that my credentials to attend the summit were based on my masterful knowledge of our political history (in particular the Legacy of our longest-serving Prime Minister) and my passion for civil liberties (in particular my opposition to the pernicious law of the jungle that is section 22 of the Electoral Act).

I also pointed out on my nomination that if the great man R.G. Menzies himself cannot be present at the summit then I am surely the next best thing.

Now, I'm sure my invitation is on its way in the mail.
Dr Dean | 03.28.08 - 4:34 pm | #

Is Sol Lew going to Canberra?
Anonymous | 03.28.08 - 7:22 pm | #

It would be very difficult for Sol with his persistent, insidious and putrid anal leakage.
Anon | 03.28.08 - 9:50 pm | #

True. Lew is liquid excrement.
Anonymous | 03.28.08 - 10:48 pm | #

I heard that shit.
Sockie Lew | 03.29.08 - 2:01 pm | #

James Hird for Scullin?
Anonymous | 03.31.08 - 3:39 pm | #