The OC // Andrew Landeryou's Blog of Freedom

I wouldn't trust Andy Richards as far as I could throw him. Which isn't very far - he's a big fella.


Gravatar Life sucks. Then you're on Landeryou.


Gravatar I hate myself.


Gravatar Get in line.


Gravatar The question I have to ask myself is do I want to headbutt Andrew Giles or pick him up for some dwarf-tossing ?


Gravatar I'd gladly give up my possy to assist factional cohesion.

If you believe that, you'd believe brother Matty has a future outside student politics.


Gravatar Now now Luke remember I've seen you naked.


Gravatar Me too.


Gravatar Me too. I didn't like it.


Gravatar Why aren't they talking about me any more?


Gravatar They are, Zoe don't you worry.


Gravatar Does everyone know I think I should get a payrise ?


Gravatar I'm thinking of leaving Gavin's office. I'm sick of this shit.


Gravatar I'm sick of you too.


Gravatar Andrew, you can be chief of staff when I'm Premier.


Gravatar Dream on, Clark Kent. I've got the succession all sorted.


Gravatar Not as sorted as Steve Conroy and Theo have got it for me.


Gravatar You have not taken into account my lust for power and my plan to retire Christine Campbell in time for me to takeover from JB in 2018. We think long term at the SDA. I will be an older woman with fourteen children by then.


Gravatar I'm not very happy with how this conversation is going, away from me.


Gravatar Where's my seat ? I think I lost it along with my notebook.


Gravatar I'll show you to your seat Tom as long as you like it Greek.


Gravatar George, he doesn't. But I'd do anything from my seat. You know I would.


Gravatar This is almost worth blogging about.


Gravatar I am Santamaria's ghost except I'm more obedient to Catholic bishops.


Gravatar I am the most obedient to the Pope.


Gravatar I am thinking of starting my own religion.


Gravatar My little butt-boy Landeryou is carefully noting all your IP addresses for our next meeting. He tells me everything.


Gravatar Things aren't the same without Alex Hicks


Gravatar We will destroy and deflower you all.


Gravatar You're all .


Gravatar I'll be back soon.


Gravatar Keep your electorate office out of my turf...


Gravatar Just retire why don't you. I hear Tony Mokbel might need your genius legal mind for his appeal.


Gravatar I'm right behind Kelvin. Never mind about what sort of sharp implement I'm carrying behind my back.


Gravatar Why isn't Hakki returning my calls ?


Gravatar We are your only two friends, Steven. We have told you this many times and we swear our tribal loyalty and Latin hearts to your noble cause.


Gravatar Latin and Hellenic hearts beat as one.


Gravatar My retirement is now officially designated an urban myth. Thank you Garth. Thank you Rosmos.


Gravatar Why do people look at me contemptuously when they saw the framed portrait of Bob Sercombe in my electorate office ? His wisdom lives on. Blame him not for Ian Baker but celebrate his work on the Pacific Islander peoples. His plan to import sex slaves from Kirabati is not to everyones taste but he is entitled to make a dollar like the next man.


Gravatar Did someone ask for a pimp ?


Gravatar Yes.


Gravatar I'd just like to say a few words...


Gravatar Giles is a marked man. Bring back Frans.


Gravatar I am still hunting you Bronwyn Pike. Watch your back bitch.


Gravatar Refer to me by title or not at all.


Gravatar I'll tear her a new one Minister.


Gravatar Just turn up to work before 10 would be enough.


Gravatar When I'm Premier, the trains will run on time.


Gravatar I am very worried I haven't given Brian O'Connor enough menacing stares lately.


Gravatar If I swagger any more I'll fall over


Gravatar I'll be in Europe soon.


Gravatar You're all so divided in Victoria. Not like us.


Gravatar Something went wrong with the votes? No, not possible. Now how can I discredit Giles some more. Soon it will all be mine...


Gravatar Yeh. Not like us.


Gravatar Which lower house seat will I be parachuting into ?

Footscray looks nice.


Gravatar Don't assume I'll be running away from my responsibilities.


Gravatar I'm taking Footscray for one of my fuckwits.


Gravatar I may be little. But I'm feisty. Footscray be mine.


Gravatar I am looking to groom successors. Those with newborn children please call my Keilor office.


Gravatar Life's not the same without Alex doing my numbers.


Gravatar I'm enjoying retirement.


Gravatar I'm so saddned by this story that my hair is actually turning black


Gravatar I love myself even more.


Gravatar Yorick get back under my desk NOW.


Gravatar Andrew Giles doing the numbers for Andy Richards? Is anyone surprised this ended badly for the two Andys? Mr Giles should be scared of Steve Dargaville from the AMWU they are a farce to be reckoned with!!!!How many members do they have left?


Gravatar Andy Richards is Dave Olivers bum boy and spy!!! Why would anyone in their right might select him for anything?


Gravatar What ever happened to AA in the SL. Where is the SL woman's caucus??


Gravatar Richards is a nice piece of work. Moves in with current missus Lisa as a flat mate while she is still married. Then proceeds to move in on hubby's turf while he is STILL living there. Nice one richards you grub


Gravatar Hey,

We didn't approve the vote that would ensure SL chics would give our vote to dics!


Gravatar Andy Richards being taken into the bosom of the AMWU says an awful lot about that particular left union me thinks. He was rejected from about 5 (yes 5) other unions. So the AMWU thinks hey this guy has worked for all these other unions must be a star!! (not) Thank god that conference was too smart to fall for this porker


Gravatar Andrew Giles the man who delivered for the AMWU in the last round of suspect elections!!! Well dont pigeons come home to roost. Hope Dargavel gives ya the rounds of the kitchen you smarmy little grub!!!


Gravatar Richards and his union campaign team were the reason why Labor now holds a federal seat in southern Geelong, a fact which has not been mentioned on this blog so far. The union campaign he ran down there was very good. Perhaps people on this site should look at things a bit more professionally.




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