Helen is a hunny. Bet she explodes in the sack.
DJ Disco Dave for Caulfield.
She is the thinking man's dominatrix... Helen, put that crop down!!!
Helen I will stand up for you my Darling. I shall never forget our intimate times under my silk sheets you dressed as Madam Lash and me as Dr Zhivago.
She probably proof read it the morning after the 60 years of Israel pissup at Crown - ha ha. I remember a leaflet being prepared for a Liberal candidate where her name was misspelt - Sneddon instead of Snedden (one letter wrong) and I told the campaign admin person before it was printed. I think it was sabotague as the fat tart Kath that typed it did not like this candidate. Then there was the leaflet in Russian for another campaign that was corrupted after being sent via the internet and it looked like Cambodian. I did not see that leaflet before it was distributed but any fool, ever non Russian speakers like me, should have known that the word were not from an Eastern European alphabet - they are quite distinctive !! But then again do most voters actually read political leaflets?
Although Danby (ALP, Melbourne Ports) has had some classics like a fridge magnet calendar with NSW school holidays (different to Victoria's schools). Then another one that left off Labour Day and had ANZAC Day on 24 Apr instead of 25 Apr. Another calandar had religious holidays being most of the Christian and heaps of Jewish ones but no Muslim or Buddist ones and Easter Sunday was missing too.
One in all in or none at all but not a piecemeal approach Michael. I understand a former staffer used to spend most of his time on Wikipedia defending Danbys and Labours honour instead of doing what he was paid for so this may explain the stuff up.
Ah Adrian - once more with the conspiracy theories. But it was beneath the dignity of that gross bag of swamp gas to type anything that wasn't asking for campaign donations or thanking people for them. It was probably that Zaza Gabor lookalike who worked for Shardonnay who got Fifi's name wrong. The Russian leaflet was also done by a Shardey staffer. She can pick 'em. James Campbell who broke the Red Ted blog story given him by Landeryou was another top choice.
Evil: Not to familar with Shadys staff after Millie Edwards who organised the morning tea for some of the Caulfield faithful with sandwiches full of ham about 10 years ago. But who is the Zar Zar look alike? Kath is a big fat public servant who is not a Shady staffer who uses the Liberal membership data base to spread anon factional hate mail to members. One day she will die like Mumma Cass - choking on a chicken bone after a feeding frenzy. God the ugly slag can eat - can't get onto a tram so other (sucker) party members drive her everywhere.
I hear Shady is planning to build a big concrete wall around her electorate to protect its "unique charactor" and renaming the electorate "The Green Zone" electorate.
Not sure what is unique about a suburb as it is on as grid road system where every intersection looks the same and full row after row of 1940/60's cream brick houses on 1/4 acre blocks. Bring on the medium density development I say and popular the apartments with nice Muslim families to add to the multicultural diversity.
Sure, Adrian Jackson loves "cultural diversity". As long as there are no Jews.
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Ahhhh... Fifi.
Fatty Doyle, it has been a while since that wench's name has been mentioned.
Please don't mention Fifi, Victor.
It is putting me off my bacon butty brunch.
Mmmmm Helen, put on that black leather number again and treat me like you would Michael Kroger!! Harder darling - harder!!!!
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