I am a very athletic person.
Sheezel is still in possesion of all the qualities of a garden gnome except humour...
We can't have a garden gnome in Higgins!
I love the smell of sweaty jockstraps in the morning!
Jules, don't worry, I am still a heavy weight!
Lunch tomorrow McPerton?
Yes, Vue de monde, 12.00 - my shout.
At least Barry can campaign well. Nobody has made that accusation of the cheezel.
I love the way Barry campaigns.
Someone is sending up Senator Fifield by calling him Aunty Mitch. This is most unkind to the nice Mr Fifield.
Cossie is in possession of the qualities of a dog - except loyalty.
Tony Barry shed his kilos with a gastic lapband. Many decent Libs would have preferred political euthanasia.
Should he emerge out of the cess pool of the Costello-Kroger mire of factional operatives to take charge of HQ, the party will never recover. Julian the Weezal has left it like a patient suffering a stroke.
Tony Barry's expertise are the internal campaigns. That's why Julian Sheezel hired him in the first place.
Sheezel, Red Ted and Doyle have buggered the vic division so badly that nobody wants the job.
I have not buggered anyone, apart from a few willing young ladies.
shut up just_in
I will not shut up unless directed by my employer and mentor the "Important" Mr Fifield.
Anyone know what happened to Ross Fox after his Dreyfus loss? He still shoveling shit for 'the Ronald'?
Fox is busy licking stamps and operating the photocopier in Ronaldson's office - a true calling for his talents I suggest.
Apart from that, he is likely to be still exaggerating his qualifications and lying about the location of his residential abode.
The Libs can sure pick em!!!!!!!
After getting a 7% swing against me in Isaacs, even with the $300,000 spent on the campaign, I think I should be rewarded by being elected to the Administrative Committee so that I can share my knowledge and help lose every other Lib seat by a similar margin.
I really am enjoying the adoration bestowed upon me!
anon | 03.27.08 - 5:38 pm | # No Costello and Kroger have buggered the Vic Division- and all those who work in their name.
The real truth re my residential abode and my qualifications is just an inconvenient truth. I've got a few others like my plans to go west to get a job in the mining industry. Rono said he's pay for the flights home whenever he needed a vote on admin.
But Foxy Ross, aren't you one of those in working in the Kroger - Costello name?
There you go- that's another inconvenient truth.
Since when is Stuart Eaton the presumptive candidate for SD?
Eaton can't be worse than Sheezel or Barry.
Foxy Ross what side do you 'bat' for?
Is it the same as Pyne and Pearce?
Has Ross Fox got a girlfriend?
Just an observation...
Chris Pearce may share the same set of initials as Chrissy Pyne, but he does not share a sodomiscuous inclination.
Did you hear who Ross Fox, Chris Pearce and Chris Pyne were dining with recently?
Michael Fitzpatrick & Patrick Fitzmichael, Ben Dover & Phillip McCrack.
The Libs have a new faction the "Horses Hoofs".
The only faction I will ever join (after having defected from the Jeffista Filth faction) is the faction that the important man, Senator Fifield, is in.
Just_In we have never seen you with a woman either maybe you a horse's hoof too?
This is why I had the medical procedure as administered by Professor Maku Dong Long. So I am no longer embarrassed when I am with a woman.
For the record, I have gone out with RDR's choice, Kristine Byrne.
Just_In - I would and never have touched you - you little slime.
McKeegan pay your account for your penile lengthening surgery.
David Kemp wants me on the administrative committee - Frankie and I will have a ball together. Or two.
Foxy Ross, you will make a great addition to Admin Committee.
You will sit alongside such talented individuals as myself.
Jindy Cheese, Not sure that I really want to sit next to you at the administrative committee table as the inner circle thinks that your political nous is like swiss cheese- has lots of holes in it.
Jindy , I stand out head and shoulders from the rest. I am young and bright and can show you how to lose 7 % to Labor in a marginal seat campaign when everyone else has lost less.
I want to show all Liberal candidates and MPs to be as good as I am!
I am a homosexual, but please keep it confidential.
Anyone who is a friend of Mitch's is a friend of mine.
A pie floater would be good at this time of night.
Excellent - then can I be your friend, Mr Jindi Cheese?
Patriots, read page 30 of today's Sunday Herald Sun.
Rolling on the floor in laughter!
Funnier than Rivers leaking the story about RDR and Kristine Byrne to the media.
We at the Concerned Christian Families of Mitcham are very concerned for Ollie and Forbsey.
Ollie, your mental illness and your drinking problems seem to be causing you some grief.
Forbsey, your decision to dump your wife of 27 years for Ollie is now looking rather stupid.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
This is very funny stuff. Ollie is a disgrace.
Ex-MP in lover ban
Stephen Drill, Herald Sun, page 30, Marc 30, 2008.
DISGRACED drink driver and former MP Andrew Olexander last week banned his partner from seeing him.
Mr Olexander took out a temporary intervention order against Jim Forbes.
The temporary order was designed to stop his partner of two years, farmer Mr Forbes, from coming in contact with Mr Olexander.
After taking out the order, the former state member for the Upper House seat of Silvan remained on his partner’s farm in Poowong (snigger, snigger).
According to a friend, that meant Mr Forbes could not enter his own property under the order, except to go to shed to milk his cows (excellent! barn yard action still a possibility).
Mr Olexander left the Gippsland dairy farm only on Tuesday, going to a townhouse in Torquay’s new Sands development.
Police and the courts confirmed the interim intervention order has been lodged.
And an application for a continuing intervention order was listed in Korumburra Magistrates’ Court on Tuesday, but was withdrawn.
A friend of the couple said she was scared for Mr Forbes, claiming Mr Olexander had a drinking problem.
“He drinks an enormous volume of alcohol” she said (really!).
But while Mr Olexander would not comment on the intervention order or his drinking, he said he was concerned for Mr Forbes’ health and state of mind.
“I believe he needs to reflect, with medical assistance, on who his true friends are”, he said.
Mr Forbes left his wife of 27 years to be with Mr Olexander. “Andrew and I have a great relationship, we’re soul mates”, he said.
In 2004 when he was an MP, Mr Olexander crashed his vehicle into four parked cars while drunk, causing $100,000 worth of damage.
Mr Olexander was awarded a lifetime taxpayer-funded pension potentially worth $2.2million after the parliamentary superannuation trustees upheld a submission he suffered from ill health, depression and stress.
The (disgraced) former member for the now abolished Upper House seat of Silvan served fewer than eight years in a parliamentary career blighted by controversy.
Why is my rectum so sore this evening?
Mine too! What a funny coincidence.
For Ollie to question Forbsey's mental state is a bit rich.
Pot. Kettle. Black.
The Party Futures Reforms being proposed will mean that the future of the Liberal Party will be in my hands , and my factional bosses Cossie and Kroges.
All is on track . We have managed to contain the damage by preventing any unsolicited discussion of the Federal Campaign disaster.
And the Futures Forums AFTER STATE COUNCIL, means I will single handedly prevent any airing of criticism until after ALL the AGM elections are over.
The extent of my evil intelligence even astounds me.
Ollie is a scumbag.
Poor Ollie.
Life was so much simpler when we were both MPs, wearing our best blue blazers and chinos whilst sitting next to each other at State Council and making fun of all those god-bothering, conservative types.
The Party Futures Reforms being proposed will mean that the future of the Liberal Party will be in my hands , and my factional bosses Cossie and Kroges.
All is on track . We have managed to contain the damage by preventing any unsolicited discussion of the Federal Campaign disaster.
And the Futures Forums AFTER STATE COUNCIL, means I will single handedly prevent any airing of criticism until after ALL the AGM elections are over.
The extent of my evil intelligence even astounds me.
Dr D (Doppelgänger) Kemp | 03.30.08 - 11:47 pm | #
Poor Forbsy. Will the wife take him back?
Poor Mrs Forbsy - would she even want him back!
I was unanimously endorsed as the Glorious Leader of the Chinese Liberal Association this evening at its first AGM.
I will rule the CLA for a LONG TIME.
I do not support the Chairman's rule.
Dr D (Doppelgänger) Kemp | 03.30.08 - 11:47 pm | said : The Party Futures Reforms being proposed will mean that the future of the Liberal Party will be in my hands , and my factional bosses Cossie and Kroges.
All is on track . We have managed to contain the damage by preventing any unsolicited discussion of the Federal Campaign disaster.
And the Futures Forums AFTER STATE COUNCIL, means I will single handedly prevent any airing of criticism until after ALL the AGM elections are over.
The extent of my evil intelligence even astounds me.
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