The OC // Andrew Landeryou's Blog of Freedom

Gravatar Did the quokka light up a fag after and have a satisfied look in his face?

WA youffffs in summer use quokkas as cricket balls too. They must be a primitive lot like the Europeans.


Gravatar I hear that there is a few empty seat at 104 HQ. I wonder if Troy Buswell will check them out while they are still fresh. Charge the return airfare to his electerate allowance.


Gravatar Helen to Troy (no its not Helen of Troy). "Please pick my seat Troy".


Gravatar Troy Buswell pick me I am much more 'accommodating' than a Quokka.
You should see my plumbing pipes.


Gravatar I did not have sexual relations with that quokka.


Gravatar According to Peter Singer, Buswell is well within his rights to practice zoophilia and (puts on best Serthern accent) have sexual relations with that quokka, as long as consent was obtained.

I kid you not.

http://www.nerve.com/Opinions/Si...r/heavyPetting/

Personally, I just hope he drove the quokka home in the morning, or to the train station at least.


Gravatar When we humans breed ourselves into extinction after the petrol runs out the quokkas will inheriate the earth; provided they can get of Rats Nest Island in WA.


Gravatar WE ARE THE QUOKKAS


WE ARE SUPERIOR BEINGS


Gravatar I don't know about the quokka lighting up a fag afterwards, but Pyne, Pearce and Olexander have all lite up a few 'fags' days.


Gravatar "animal sex" is far from the allegations, the actual alleged incident involved "quokka soccer". Its since been determined false, an invention by a blogger, as reported at http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/...591- 948,00.html


Gravatar Whatever the truth, Troy is till the absolute pits. He has the same chance of being elected as most of the nominees suggested in the posts here. Victoria's Lib politicians are a disorganised, redundant rabble.


Gravatar Buswell's Quokka Shocker. Well you know what they say in Western Australia, if you like birds with long legs try an emu.


Gravatar When will the Quokka be selling its story to Women's Weekly? I think this might be the same Quokka that was romantically linked with Paul McCartney.




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