For years I literally did not leave the house without my Mate Finder stone. Literally.

Actually that's complete bunk. But I think I need to start a new business selling Mate Finder (TM) stones: The Pet Rock of our time.

But rubbing the tummies of leprechauns is a sure way of finding one's soul mate. Wonder why that didn't make the list?
Iris | Homepage | 10.14.08 - 6:17 pm | #

1 and 2, maybe. The rest? Yeesh. In my world paper and stones don't "vibrate with energy." Unless they're on top of the washing machine or something.
Marco | Homepage | 10.15.08 - 6:14 am | #

Wow. They forgot step 15:

Once you find them, lock them in your basement, and tell them how much you love them every day. Tell them it's for their own good, and you are the only one who can make them truly happy.
Marianne | Homepage | 10.15.08 - 8:36 am | #

OK, yeah, y'all are pretty much on the same page as I am. What the heck is with that?
stew | Homepage | 10.15.08 - 8:47 am | #

Valuable:

1-Could be a good exercise
2-Again
3-Idk about looking in the mirror unless that works for you in other things like presentation planning but it is important to realize you are worthy.
8-Faith
10-Smiling is good
12-True, gots to get out
14-Again

Crocks of Shit:

4-No they're not and it's better to be a sane person in general.
5-No. You have your own life.
6-Married people don't switch their wedding bands around so they don't get stale.
7-Paper doesn't vibrate.
9-That's depressing.
11-You can also stick it in your twat for even more positive vibrations. (This shit is creepy.)
13-Again with the 4, 5 and 9
Cristin | Homepage | 10.15.08 - 4:37 pm | #

1 through 13: crock of shit. 14: valuable. But then, I suspect people find each other most easily when they are not looking too hard.
Jamie | Homepage | 10.20.08 - 11:19 pm | #