You said: "One of the chief responsibilities of government is to protect private property."
Huh! And all this time I thought the purposes of our government were "to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity." Silly, silly me!
That's not our gummint! Our konserbatib fambly valyooz kucher uv liiiiife gummint exists primarily to perteck privit propty. Yep! De Repiglickin Party done tolded me so! An' the Repiglickin Party don't lie! At lease not much! Praise Jeebuss!
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