the lengli comments
No, no. The Greenbush twins were a product of incest, and THAT'S why they were such tards.
(On reflection of my sarcasm, I really hope I'm not actually right cause that's gross.)
I was just looking over the Trivia section of the Greenbush Twins' website and feel the need to share some of the better questions here.
Choose between Lindsay and Sidney Greenbush.
2. In the opening credits of Little House On The Prairie which twin fell down?
3. Who was it that fell in the well and who was it that got rescued?
4. Which twin tipped over the out house?
5. Who got chased by the spider?
6. Which twin did Mr. Edwards nail to the roof when he was baby sitting the Ingalls girls?
8. Which twin said Happy Birthday Baby Jesus?
I'm not sure if those girls were so stupid because they were exploited, or were exploited because they were so stupid.
Happy Birthday, Baby Jesus!
Odd tidbits of merchandise from the Greenbush twins website. Apparently, I can purchase a switchplate cover in which Caroline Ingalls will appear to flip me off when said light is on. I'm just glad that Michael Landon did not fall to the same fate of poor switch cut-out placement. After reading all about Lindsay's holistic equine medicine, Sidney's quarter-horse rodeo barrel racing, and all the while trying to figure out whether alternative medicine is responsible for the missing three-quarters of a horse, I believe that innuendo would be too much for this little house to take.
Dear Lengli,
Qriwky plekhu dikton fernagle blot.
You know what I mean! Hahaha.
Dear Others: Stop trying to decode our STL!
Dear mengli,
Arbjuju. Vaiutlemo quix hyupag? Clamlee smono populramee ryoo! 
Dear Others: You'll never figure it out!
I am getting a sudden deja vu, like when you and Rana were speaking French in Indiana and all the boys kept trying to decipher, but couldn't even make out simple words.
Oh, now I'm sad that you didn't get to see her when she was here. We could have reenacted this scenario in public and annoyed everyone. Then we probably would have foisted cigarettes and whiskey upon you.
Dear lengli,
Smergli burgly poocoosoup. Pssst blecky yupsers. Le blekkl, "Jushe tucshe buchthe!" en mu sple "Vusche tech blech!" Hach Hach!
Dear others: I just told the funniest story ever. Jealous?
Just kidding, don't be jealous!
Haha,
Mengli
Good God, how I loved the dramatic trials and tribulations of Jessica (the fun, stylish twin) and Elizabeth (the serious, responsible twin) Wakefield...although I preferred the Sweet Valley High series to the Sweet Valley Twins series, but only because it had more sex in it.
Bruce Patman: Bruce 1!
Oh my Lord, Bruce 1!! I completely forgot about that. Though I do remember much of the intricate details of the diva that is Lila Fowler and how she almost got raped at the dance. Poor Lila never really was the same after that.
Do you remember when Regina Morrow, the cardiac-compromised sister of older hottie Nicholas Morrow, died after she broke up with Bruce Patman and tried cocaine at a party? And Bruce was devastated, but soon after returned to his rich playboy ways, although a part of him never forgot his great and true love for Regina? It still brings a tear to me eye.
I remember being quite upset for months after reading that book at the tender age of 12. Why Regina, why not Lila? Why not Enid? Why not boring ol' Jeffery? But I recently read an interview with Francine Pascal in Bust mag and she said that she had to kill off Regina because everyone loved her and if she didn't kill her off, people wouldn't get the message that coke was messed up. Hullo! All she had to do was refer us to E! True Hollywood Story. There's plenty o' stories on there that could've told us that! Don't sacrifice Regina!!!!
what about "The New Jessica" when she was tired of being a twin and died her hair black? and you know who i seriously hated? Enid Rollins. She annoyed me so much. So did Todd Wilkins. Elizabeth totally should have ditched Todd when Nicholas Morrow moved to town. Is it bad that I'm contemplating buying the series on Ebay?
Wow, now I'm dying to buy these books and reread them. Remember that when Jessica spiked Elizabeth's drink so Liz wouldn't win Homecoming or whatever Queen? And then Liz went drunk driving and got in an accident. Jess's boyfriend was killed and Elizabeth got brought up on manslaughter charges, even though ultimately the guy's death was just a result of Jessica being a bitch.
God, Francine Pascal really liked killing people off. That sort of stuff was probably not healthy for preteens to read, now that I think about it.
I read that Francine Pascal interview in Bust!
To be honest, though, Regina Morrow is the sole reason I have never tried cocaine. Not my parents. It was one Ms. Francine Pascal who led me down the path of goodness.
I also couldn't stand Enid. What was that about?
Remember when Liz got injured riding on the motorcycle with Todd, and then she had amnesia and out-Jessica'd Jessica? I was happy to see Liz having some fun, and I was totally glad she ditched Todd...even though they ultimately got back together.
When I was 15, I went to camp with a girl who had a crush on a boy named Todd Wilkins. No joke. I laughed about that for days. Though by far, the best Sweet Valley name had to be WINSTON EGBERT, the geek with the heart of gold and a brain like a steel trap!
I also had "Sweet Valley High: The Board Game" (I sincerely hope that is still in the attic somewhere). I think you had to pick out outfits in time for your big date. Wonderful role modeling for young girls.
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