I'd love to help you move! Oooo... what's that... my back.... I'm so sorry, I'll have to take a rain check. :D

My grandmother had a really old sewing machine that she used that had a table that it disappeared into. I loved that thing, so cool looking.
Mary | Homepage | 05.14.08 - 10:37 pm | #

mary-Mom ALSO had one like that! if you didnt know it was a sewing machine, it just looked like a little table or something!!
libby | Homepage | 05.14.08 - 10:48 pm | #

Your explaining my grandmothers sewing machine/table thing too. hehehehe

I'll help ya move if you help me unpack.

Deal??

I hate getting the calls from India, and you tell them I can't understand you and they start yelling at you. Idiots.
burfica | Homepage | 05.15.08 - 11:34 am | #

Wha?
...hears the word "move"
...backs slowly away...
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towards the IBprophen bottle.
Dorko | Homepage | 05.15.08 - 2:44 pm | #

burfica, werent those neat? too bad i NEVER wanted to learn to sew...
...and, yeah, you're the dumbass if you cant understand!

Dorko-i'll supply all the ibuprofen (& heck, whisky!) you want!!
libby | Homepage | 05.15.08 - 3:38 pm | #

Great post, Libby!

It's almost four bucks in SoCal, so what can you toot?
Americaneocon | Homepage | 05.15.08 - 3:57 pm | #

donald-maybe a flutophone? lol!
libby | Homepage | 05.15.08 - 4:27 pm | #

Next time a telemarketer calls, tell them you could really use whatever it is they are selling. Then tell them hold on for a second and just put the phone down.

Reminds me. I once heard a funny phone call a radio station received from a telemarketer. The DJ made believe he was a cop investigating a murder and wanted to know how the telemarketer knew the dead person. He told them they have the call traced, so he better not hang up or he'd be in serious trouble. I LMAO at the poor guys responses to all the stuff the DJ asked him.
btexpress | Homepage | 05.15.08 - 4:49 pm | #

bt-yeah, but what if you put the phone down and they go ahead & order it for you anyway? oh, no personal info...but STILL!!
libby | Homepage | 05.15.08 - 5:21 pm | #

(1) Unfortunately, I cannot help you move. Sorry. I wish I could.

(2) I remember the first time I bought gas it sold for forty-eight cents per gallon. I said, "This is highway robbery! I'm never paying this price for gas again!"

And I was right.

(3) I usually try to turn off commercials.
x. Dell | Homepage | 05.15.08 - 5:59 pm | #

x-
#1-awww, be honest...you wouldnt want to help even if i sent a helicopter for ya!! ...and shouldnt they be called "heaven-copters" anyway? ask sj, bet he'll agree!

#2-when i was little my momm pd 48 cents for a pack of cigarettes!

#3-commercials are the funniest things on when it's not a political ad!
libby | Homepage | 05.15.08 - 6:29 pm | #

Actually, political commercials are some of the funniest advertising around. It's just that they don't mean to be.
X. Dell | Homepage | 05.16.08 - 9:40 am | #

Dang! If I had any way to get to where you were at, I'de help all along! 200 books? No problem.
Desk? No problem.
Gas to get to where you are to help? Big problem.
boneman | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 1:41 am | #

Hey girlie! I hope you're doing well. I have one of those sewing machings sitting in front of me with my TV on the top. Shame on me.
summer | 05.17.08 - 7:36 am | #

boney...well, how many miles away are you...?

summer-what?? you're saying that you don't enjoy sewing (either)?? :-D
i actually admire people who do this out of their home for money, like alterations, making like prom dresses!
libby | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 1:27 pm | #

See, I'm sure we pay more for petrol than you do. I will have to work it out.
You have different measures for a gallon I know.
I enjoyed the post. I like fart jokes too.
Terry | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 6:09 pm | #

terry, my next post is in honor of you!!
libby | Homepage | 05.17.08 - 11:11 pm | #