thoughts...usually with attitude...

Gravatar I don't have Emergency flashers! Have to rely my own self I guess


Gravatar Loved the last two, but especially the last one!
Hope you get that injection soon.


Gravatar first I can relate. Used to be a Tea Kwon Do Teacher, not since the operation, double vision is not what you need to see straight or stand straight, but i still use a cane to keep me upright.
Second - best of luck with the treatment!
Insurance confuses me still.
Last - a joke -
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their Parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved.

But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Ernie was left.

'Ernie, do you have a story to share?'

'Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife..

She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.

She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.'

'Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?'

'Stay the hell away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking.


Gravatar aj--you'll just scare people to death! and that'll cause total road rage, won't it??? lol!!

cindy--at least it's pushed forwazrd, & not cacelled!!

whitemist--that's an awesome joke!!! LOLOLOL!!


Gravatar ...oops, not aj, sj! sorry!!


Gravatar (1) SJ, the flashers have to be big enough for passing cars to see them easily.

(2) Libby, I remember the cave joke with Cheetoh's instead of Cheez-its. Has it evolved so little since 2001?

(3) I know it sucks having to wait on the meds, and everything. I can only hope that you get them soon. Let us know if you need a letter-writing campaign.

(4) This post reminds me of when I used to drive into Jersey. They had a lot of bears out there. They were usually friendly, but sometimes, without warning, they'd get mean and vicious all of a sudden. And then they'd calm down again.

I later found out that these were bi-polar bears.

The bears weren't nearly as bad, though, as the coyote infestation that we had around The Bronx. Apparently, development forced them out of their natural habitat, so they drifted towards the city. Officials only suspected a problem when they found a large number of ACME boxes near Yankee Stadium.

(5) Congratulations, Granny.


Gravatar I am so sorry your Tysabri got messed up. It will happen. Keep your spirits up.
Love the jokes. Our very own Jay Leno. Who would have thunk it? LOL


Gravatar cathy--me, jay leno? i'll take that as a compliment...laughter is just about the only way to deal with life for most people, right?


Gravatar x--
1. ahahahaha!! now, sj's gonna have to make a special trip to the us, just to kick your ass, you know??

2. huh! i never remember it being cheetos....

3. nawww, not yet....but i will keep you posted...

4. bi-polar bears...i LOVE that!! and were there lots of anvils laying around where the coyotes were too??

5. okay...i'm not gonna be called 'granny'! i think you hafta officially have white hair (or blue hair!) in a bun, & bake cookies & such to qualify for THAT name, dontcha?


Gravatar I do remember those dolls. So sorry about the delay with your infusion. You my dear are invited to a party over at my place tomorrow. See you then. Hang in there.
xo-jj


Gravatar junie, thanks, i'll be there!


Gravatar Hey Libby,
I popped by to let you know that Vanessa has a buy one get one free print sale. I know you mentioned wanting to buy something of hers. The party has begun so stop by for some cupcakes.
Take care.
xo-jj


Gravatar junie, i was going to get some of her spooky & halloween prints, but since i'm looking at moving, need to save my $, ya know, & i don't know where i'm going or anything...but now at least i know where to get the things i'll want when it's time! thanks!


Gravatar You don't bake cookies?


Gravatar x, no, i BUY cookies!! lol!




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