Gravatar I take it he wasn't cute, then?


Gravatar You know what, he's actually not that bad.


Gravatar I used to occasionally miss being single, but the more female bloggers I read, the easier it is to shake that illusion. I wasn't good at being single in early 90's strip-mall land, so if I were be single in post-milennial NYC, I'd have to find some kind of sexual special olympics or something.


Gravatar You know I actually love being single. Really. Sometimes it makes me laugh so much I expel small amounts of urine into my knickers. Oh no that's not me that's Eurotrash.


Gravatar Well where the flying fuck did that come from, bitch?

Sometimes Maccers does that. Rounds on you suddenly. It's like being randomly whacked round the back of your head with a plank for absolutely no reason.

Once she told a Manhattan barman that I lived in Jersey. There was no call for it. But she did it anyway.


Gravatar It's a sign of affection.




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