I'm not getting fingered by a Ukrainian vagina-waxer, even if it will keep my drinking habits hidden. Not many employers will drug-test my pubes.
Eurotrash | Homepage | 02.12.04 - 9:20 am | #

Dearest ET, the employers most likely to hire you will all want to taste (ahem, I mean test) your pubes.
jsa | 02.12.04 - 1:02 pm | #

is this some futile attempt to get us all to jump on the shaved undercarriage bandwagon?!
snowy | Homepage | 02.12.04 - 2:08 pm | #

I really only have your best interests at heart.

Plus, a lady should never reveal her habits. They will eventually become Weapons of Mass Destruction in the hands of another and used against you.
maccers | Homepage | 02.12.04 - 2:10 pm | #

And the lady in question is where?
jsa | 02.12.04 - 2:33 pm | #

ouch. Not today, please. Any other day is fine. Just not today.
maccers | Homepage | 02.12.04 - 2:49 pm | #

Duly noted. My apologies. I will cease and desist until you're back up to snuff. Anything a semi-anonymous commenter on your semi-anonymous blog can do to ease your pain?
jsa | 02.12.04 - 2:53 pm | #

Fatti Jones wanted to come and insult you today, Maccers. But I said, "No Fats, honey, leave the dear girl alone today. She's feeling vulnerable. Tomorrow will suffice." He agreed, because he's a nice chap underneath it all.
Eurotrash | Homepage | 02.12.04 - 3:27 pm | #

i shall hencetoforth dip my entire person in Nair(TM).
just to be safe, y'know.
snowy | Homepage | 02.12.04 - 4:27 pm | #

aww Maccers. :-(

Have a drink, you'll feel better.

If it's a person causing your upset, you could imagine all kinds of horrendous things happening to him/her. Really wicked awful things. Really humiliating, wicked, awful things.
someoneSomewhere | Homepage | 02.12.04 - 5:15 pm | #

She just needs to be rebooted.
sac | Homepage | 02.12.04 - 5:22 pm | #