That anybody is allowed to come in and anonymously trash a Quaker twat, like yourself, is absurd to me. It's so much more fun to do it in-person.
krucoff | Homepage | 02.14.04 - 12:29 pm | #

I sent you an email. I can't tell you how excited I am.
maccers | Homepage | 02.14.04 - 12:44 pm | #

I [HEART] Krucoff. Even if he does work for Gothamist.
Eurotrash | Homepage | 02.14.04 - 1:12 pm | #

Also. Can I have this comments thread too?
Eurotrash | Homepage | 02.14.04 - 1:13 pm | #

sorry ladies, i've been distracted with the paris hilton video. goddamn, can she suck the snot out of the fuck-stick or what? at one point i thought she was anatomically connected to him. and two, maccers just sent me the best christmas present EVER. and i'm jewish!

ok, let's get back to the threesome action. ET, put a pillow under there!
krucoff | Homepage | 02.14.04 - 1:24 pm | #

Hurry your arse up into New York state and help me plan our fame.
maccers | Homepage | 02.14.04 - 1:25 pm | #

should i bring the video camera?? i'm feeling like i have some "girth" today.
krucoff | Homepage | 02.14.04 - 1:28 pm | #

wow, my first double. that felt GOOD.
krucoff | Homepage | 02.14.04 - 1:30 pm | #

Muwhhahahahhahaahh muwhahahahahahahah

My plan for world domination continues.
evil anonymous double poster | Homepage | 02.14.04 - 1:38 pm | #

I'm bored and lonely.
Eurotrash | Homepage | 02.14.04 - 1:40 pm | #

ET, sounds like a terminal condition. Got a gun?
krucoff | Homepage | 02.14.04 - 1:43 pm | #

FEEL MY RAGE URSTUPIDDYKEBITCH.
Fatti Jones | Homepage | 02.14.04 - 9:57 pm | #

There's been a breach in the system. More later...
sac | Homepage | 02.15.04 - 2:20 am | #

I thought all you bots took the weekends off.
Sarah | Homepage | 02.15.04 - 10:49 am | #

We are ever vigilant. We don't know the meaning of "weekend".
Eurotrash | Homepage | 02.15.04 - 11:44 am | #

Your owners forgot to turn the switch off, I see.
Sarah | Homepage | 02.15.04 - 12:57 pm | #

What the hell is going on here? Krucoff, I considered you a gentleman. No longer.
Sterling | 02.15.04 - 9:08 pm | #

I fuck badgers. Then I shave them.

Yeah.
Eurotrash | Homepage | 02.15.04 - 10:42 pm | #

sterling, something wonderful and special happened to me on friday night. ET and Maccers drugged me and forced me to perform unspeakable acts in a bathroom. I fell prey to the tragician's tricks. i just wish they would stop calling me their "little badger."
krucoff | Homepage | 02.16.04 - 1:49 am | #

Yeah, they tried that with me on Thursday night. You have to make sure to keep both of them in sight at all times, or while one distracts you, the other might sneak around behind and do something bawdy.
Sterling | 02.16.04 - 1:36 pm | #

Bawdy? Is that when you find a convict's fist up your ass and a pack of cigarettes under your bed? Or was that just a good Thursday in Porchester I blacked out during? (Rhetorical. Don't answer those. My bleeding ass is doing it for you.)
Anonymous | 02.19.04 - 10:17 pm | #