Spinning? What? Some strange new form of exercise? Or a religious cult? Or competitive handicrafts?

Am discovering new NYC blogs to read daily, it would seem.
L. | Homepage | 02.17.04 - 12:02 pm | #

YOU WERE DATING IN 1998? I WAS LIKE IN 3RD GRADE THEN OR SOMETHING. YUR SO COOL AND OLD. ER.
Tween #1 | 02.17.04 - 12:21 pm | #

She's definitely old.
Eurotrash | Homepage | 02.17.04 - 12:35 pm | #

1998 was the last time I remembered sex. Oh and I am also poor.
maccers | Homepage | 02.17.04 - 12:40 pm | #

oh god, it's so much safer in here. i HATE the eurotrash board. too many young people. so maccers, how do you combat "dryness" in your old age? does exercising really help?
krucoff | Homepage | 02.17.04 - 12:47 pm | #

Fuck you Krucoff. I know where you live.
Eurotrash | Homepage | 02.17.04 - 12:48 pm | #

then dammit, please tell me cause i can't remember!! i've been walking around in a fuckin' smack fog and they're about to kick me out of this starbucks cause i have puke on the crotch of my pants.
krucoff | Homepage | 02.17.04 - 12:51 pm | #

I heard there's older women over here. Where might I meet one?
Anonymous hobbit | 02.17.04 - 12:53 pm | #

Is it your puke?
Jellyguy | 02.17.04 - 12:53 pm | #

No, it's my fiance's puke. Long story.
Eurotrash | Homepage | 02.17.04 - 12:54 pm | #

oh sorry about that krucoff but you have to stop feeding me shit that is past its sell by date.

Oh I am celibate so it's not really an issue.
maccers | Homepage | 02.17.04 - 12:55 pm | #

Your fiance was giving krucoff head? What happened, your dentures wouldn't come out?
Jellyguy | 02.17.04 - 12:56 pm | #

old women are so cool cause they like to make you a hot, steaming meal after you went through the trouble of going down on their rancid box.
krucoff | Homepage | 02.17.04 - 12:59 pm | #

I'll settle for a pink lemonade to wash down the taste of six-day-old unagi.
Jellyguy | 02.17.04 - 1:14 pm | #

Help. Can't breathe. gasp.
Eurotrash's Pajamas | Homepage | 02.17.04 - 2:07 pm | #

I'm not wearing my pyjamas at the moment. I'm wearing my fiance's dirty jockstrap. Yummy.
Eurotrash | Homepage | 02.17.04 - 2:25 pm | #

yeah, you can take it off your head now. try some visine to get rid of the burning.
krucoff | Homepage | 02.17.04 - 2:27 pm | #

But I *like* the smell.
Eurotrash | Homepage | 02.17.04 - 2:31 pm | #

do you like it more than the aromatherapy sensations of metallic pastry?
krucoff | Homepage | 02.17.04 - 2:34 pm | #

Yes. I've never smelt my own menstrual pastry. I am not supple enough to bend that far.
Eurotrash | Homepage | 02.17.04 - 2:42 pm | #

The head in your model should be detachable.

Only trying to help.
sac | Homepage | 02.17.04 - 3:09 pm | #

It is, but I stuck it up my arse once, and I've never been able to get it back.
Eurotrash | Homepage | 02.17.04 - 3:39 pm | #

Krucoff may look 14 but he's actually older than Maccers. (He's not as old as Eurotrash, though.)
Sterling | 02.18.04 - 8:58 am | #