I'm afraid I'm entirely more predictable.
Love In The Time Of Cholera.
"Like Odysseus in a work of Homer, you demonstrate undying loyalty by sleeping with as many people as you possibly can. But in your heart you never give consent! This creates a strange quandary of what love really means to you. On the one hand, you've loved the same person your whole life, but on the other, your actions barely speak to this fact. Whatever you do, stick to bottled water. The other stuff could get you killed.
ha fab.
I just don't think Anne of Green Gables sounds evil enough.
Just like Circus magazine said in my cover spread of 1984: I'm Nabokov! Which is entirely appropriate as he was well known to Fuck Like A Beast™!
And don't let Anne find your stash or cordial. That kid is a lush.
I am Loosely Based!
by Storey Clayton
While most people haven't heard of me, I'm a really good and interesting person. Rather clever and witty, I crack a lot of jokes about the world around you. I do have a serious side, however, where my interest covers the homeless and the inequalities of society. I'm good at bringing people together, but they keep asking me what my name means.
That may be the most accurate one of these quizzes I've ever taken. And now I have a new book to read, as even I haven't heard of me!
Barbara Tuchman "The Guns of August". Que?
Also Bosnia Herzegovina. Figures.
Maccers, for the record, there is no way Green Gables is evil enough to represent you. In fact, I think you cheated on the quiz.
No. Just on you, sweets.
Oh, well, that's okay then.
Wait, you got that as well? Or were you just mocking that I wasn't evil enough to hang out with the likes of all of you.
Nope I got it as well. I don't like the fortitude of cottage cheese thing.
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