look you dumb cunt, have you ever become a citizen of another country?? i dont think so. therefore, you wouldn't understand the sense of pride, belonging, and self-respect that such a special "celebration" offers. it was 1967 when i naturalized to canada and i was proud that day to sing their anthem while banging two canucks in a hockey arena penalty box.
Ooooo somebody's tired and emotional.........
All I am saying is that the "National Anthem" that we have is boooooring and is about someone who is inbred and mentally ill. I just don't see how that could be an inspiration to anyone or a just desert for undergoing the mindfuck that is the UK Immigration Service. I used to go to Lunar House regularly when I was a lawyer and it had to have been the most dehumanising experience for anyone.
oh yeah and krucoff, go play with your micropenis.
alas, my micropenis didn't make it past customs. it's still american.
krucoff, you can borrow my flaming codpiece.
thanks mr. lawless, is it circumsized?
It's a codpice, you simp, not a cock. I take back my offer, and anyway, my seamstress is in rehab so there would be no way to take it in enough to fit your shockingly (so I've been told) micro-unit.
They should just have them sing "Rule Britannia", and if they don't do it passionately enough, revoke citizenship.
In Scotland it would be "Flower of Scotland" - essential to diss the English if you're going to be a Scot.
ps. Never seen a codpiece in flames before. I obviously haven't lived.
Well, y'see, in Blunkett's horrible little mind making people go through this kind of rubbish has some kind of connection with preventing terrorism. And wooing the Daily Mail vote come the next election, probably.
The obvious next step is to make everyone already in the country go through it. And salute the flag.
I agree with Rule Britannia. Excellent suggestion.
I also think they should be required to two finger the French and shout Up Yours Delors and then do it to the Germans and sing Two World Wars and One World Cup, do da, do da for the full effect.
Also a knowledge of slang for other countries should be required: frogs, krauts, etcetc
Speak English, please.
of course blackie, but i still don't need a codpiece to have any extra flaps, if you know what i mean. As far as what people should be singing at their citizenship induction, i suggest chas n dave's "hot shot tottenham."
oh blackie, I fear you may fail the citizenship test.
Don't worry, I can give it by marriage.
i'll raise your two fingers with one HAND OF GOD!!! suck it, malvinas.
oh yes. nice effort. I went on a date with an argie once and talked about the war, Fawlty Towers stylee. It was hilarious.
It wasn't meant to be but he owns multiple restaurants and was thus hard to let go.
the argentines have everything you could want in a person. charming accent, fantasically molded by plastic surgery and they love meat. a lot. shame about the economy though.
Excellent, so long as it is a marriage of convenience only. I made a vow never to sleep with English chicks after losing one when the opacity of her skin made her invisible. I can only Fuck Like A Beast™ when I can see them.
Your loss.
he was dead sexy it is true.
Like really.
hey blackie. I spent years in the Caribbean. I tan.
Love me.
blackie, great point. but you know the old saying about fat girls and flour/dough to find the wet spot? you can do the same with english chicks, but you gotta use goat's blood.
I can't imagine it took long for them to swear to respect the UK's rights and freedoms. I thought David Blunkett had already got rid of most of them.
Maybe I should move to Canada. If it's good enough for Krucoff, it's good enough for any other drunk drug-addicts in need of asylum and rehab.
Christ I know. Can't believe that they taped Kofi Anan. That's insane. Blair has lost the plot.
I definitely prefer Toronto to London. Is it easy for a Brit to get Canadian citizenship?
Maybe we could have a same sex marriage then we could share citizenships.
ladies, the krucoff crazy train has room for both of you. but you have to sit in the back.
Ignore whatshisname. Same sex marriage got legalised in Toronto last year, so you can have half my passport. You know I understand you better than any man ever will honey. And I won't mind if you're unfaithful to me. In fact, I would prefer it.
eccellente.
And then we write about it and then we sell the mini-series.
bagsy get to sleep on the right.
When did Britons cease to be subjects and become citizens instead?
In general terms, originally that status was held by those people born within the Crown's dominions or naturalised there, and by the first generation born elsewhere (legitimate descent in the male line only).It was replaced by The British Nationality Act 1981.
The British Nationality Act 1981, which came into force on 1 January 1983, replaced citizenship of the United Kingdom and Colonies with three separate citizenships:
(a) British citizenship for those persons who had the right of abode in the United Kingdom (as defined in Section 2 of the Immigration Act 1971);
(b) British Dependent Territories citizenship for those connected by birth or descent with a dependent territory;
(c) British Overseas citizenship for those who did not belong to categories (a) or (b) above.
Fresh with the knowledge that ET is Irish, I can see a place for the both of you at the feet of my Black Metal throne, if only E is BLACK Irish.
krucoff will have to be sacrificed on stage, however. I haven't worked out the logistics, but you can bet your pasty asses that it will involve my flaming codpiece.
And goat's blood, but you knew that already.
What Maccers said.
As a Canadian I used to be a British subject, because the Queen was our head of state. My Canadian father was rather proud of that. Until he realised he was also a British Citizen because both his parents were born there. He's more British than I am, apparently.
And sadly, no, I'm not black Irish. Although my grandmother, who grew up on the Aran Islands, swore we had Spanish blood in the family from some shipwrecked Armada crewmen. But then just about everyone in Ireland claims that one. Just like everyone in America claims to be Irish.
ET, I'm black russian, if that's important when preparing our nuptials.
The only thing important about our nuptials is a green card, darling.
Green. Like the money. yum.
Green cards are porn for us immigrants.
Maccers, you are full of surprises.
it's all about the green with both of you, eh? pat buchanan might have a point. america has enough whores, we don't need to import any more.
I'm travelling to NYC in a couple of weeks. I figure if Maccers or ET get me liquored up enough, one of them could take advantage of me and my ability to bestow a green card with a simple "I do."
I can do better. I have the Scroll of Magick Green Card spell, plus the equally powerful Scroll of Conjure Friendly INS Agent.
Green card is to porn as Green card + friendly INS agent is to multi-racial omni-penetration cum-fiesta gangbang.
Chuck you, Farlie! Down with monarchism! YAH!
And my only qualms in the taping of Kofi is that they taped him on the phone, rather than to the outside of the space shuttle.
DOn't Argies make a nasty mint maranade? Short of losing Islands to cranky anglophones, I think they also herd things.
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