the shitty committee is beside herself! stop pointing fingers unless you plan to use them.
krucoff | Homepage | 02.27.04 - 12:22 pm | #

I'm going to have to start.
maccers | Homepage | 02.27.04 - 12:33 pm | #

When we are joined in the unholy trinity, you will not need to eat or wear shoes. The porn, though, will come in handy.

On a side note, I've discovered it's much better to forgo blogging and just make comments on other blogs. You do the work, I reap the benefits. Well, you reap them to, but I'm still not doing any work and that's the point.
blackie lawless | Homepage | 02.27.04 - 12:42 pm | #

I have noticed blackie. I can't tell you how much I miss you though. It breaks my heart. I am without solace and I'm blaming fucking Janet.

Can we enjoin in unholy trinity soon? I'm lonely and it's fucking Janet's fault.
maccers | Homepage | 02.27.04 - 12:44 pm | #

Bots don't have feet.
sac | Homepage | 02.27.04 - 1:44 pm | #

Krucoff,
There is a spill at the nurses' station. Please go clean it up.
Krucoff's Boss | Homepage | 02.27.04 - 2:00 pm | #

It's Janet then? I was wondering why I had to remove my heart last night and put it in the freezer alongside my liver. I keep organs there so they will stay fresh when the day comes that I'm not going to abuse them so badly.
Manhattan Transfer | Homepage | 02.27.04 - 2:05 pm | #

I think you just abuse mine you wizened bot.
maccers | Homepage | 02.27.04 - 2:10 pm | #

i just got back from the nurses' station. poor fucker, little pixie girl with badly bleached hair and a worse accent, was spitting up chunks of her lungs and sunflower seeds. we had to lacerate her organs with a belgian army knife.
krucoff | Homepage | 02.27.04 - 2:29 pm | #

I just woke up. What's going on? Have I missed much?
Eurotrash | Homepage | 02.27.04 - 3:15 pm | #

nah. No more beast fucking though.
maccers | Homepage | 02.27.04 - 3:23 pm | #

in other words, the micro-penis went back into its shell.
krucoff | Homepage | 02.27.04 - 3:28 pm | #

The krucoff bot is lamenting the final retreat of his phemto-penis.
sac | Homepage | 02.27.04 - 3:40 pm | #

BOT BOT BOT BOT BOT BOT BOT BOT BOT BOT BOT BOT BOT BOT BOT BOT BOT BOT BOT BOT BOT BOT
Masked Man | 02.27.04 - 4:04 pm | #

You like porn? So do I. What kind of porn do you watch?
Pornpundt | 03.01.04 - 3:02 pm | #

Gay porn. While wearing Manolos. And not eating.

Right.
jenn | Homepage | 03.04.04 - 6:59 pm | #