This is the best news I've heard all day. Note to self: frequent more parties attended by busty old tarts.
Big boobs are so overrated. I find the whole interest in boob jobs totally perplexing. Natural ones are so much nicer to play with, and if they're too big, there's not much you can do with them, and besides, they end up looking like Janet Jackson's by the time you're 40.
her face looked like splattered paint
Funny, this must have been Breast Enhancement Weekend 2004.
I myself had 2 such conversations this weekend.
I wish you women would leave good enough alone, and concentrate on improving your cooking skills instead. Cuz I'm really tired of doing all the cooking.
Tits are over. It's all about the ass.
The fact that amuses me is that she thought that my tits, or lack thereof, were some kind of fashion statement.
Busty old tart. Hilarious.
The fact that amuses me was that you went to a party in an artist's Soho loft. I should say amuses and fascinates me. Yes, it's all going down in my notes.
She was lashing out because you are so hot and everybody was talking about you and she was totally jealous.
I know, sterling, it is a burden that I bear with a suprising amount of grace. But still, a loft party? So cliche.
You were referring to me, right?
Actually, sac, I'd heard that you have two nipples on top of your head.
Absolutely, and it was the best decision I ever made.
Ah well what can I say but guilty?
The Antisac Brigade (TAB) has been formed, and all is in readiness for your arrival next month.
(Why are these comments on Newfoundland time?)
tell him maccers, tell him!! moby was at the loft party! what a tit.
3 words: tai chi, motherfucker.
3 more words: bring it on.
Tai Chi will do you little good against the 14 ranged weapon specialists in our employ, or against the new cab fare increase we've pushed through on the eve of your arrival. MUAHAHAHAHA!
A tit Moby may be, but sac is a tit-head, an entirely different species.
Yeah, wtf? 26%! Luckily, I will be using the backs of the vanquished as my transportation, and we all know that the vanquished don't charge much.
Muahhahahah is of no relation to Mwangaguhunga
People are always remarking on my flatchestedness, and, yes, the tone is always, "Why, no tits, how clever of you!"
bizarre, no?
Someone once used to ask me, about every 3 months or so, whether I "minded" being flatchested. "Go fuck yourself" was something that would always spring to mind along with "Do you mind having no arse to speak of?"
But I didn't because I was always so bemused by the question. And, I guess, tolerant of the ignorant.
Tolerant of the Ignorant would be a great title for something, perhaps a self-help book on patience.
There, now get to it!
"Mind being flat-chested"?
Yeesh. Besides, if you don't want to be, there are those IncrediBras out there. So much choice! Whereas big-boobed chicks can't exactly dress down, so to speak.
Where the hell is ET today? I cannot believe she's sitting this one out.
And, for the record, natural looking/feeling w/o sag is much more important than gross volume.
Jellyguy - that's SOC, not sac, and what's with the Swedish sniper shit? Don't you want to give your Danish homies some props?
sac - "Tolerant of the Ignorant" sounds like a PC translation of "suffer fools gladly", which I believe goes back to Paul's second epistle to the Corinthians, e.g., it's already been used.
Wrong.
It was the only shot of the Barrett 50-cal that I could view through my company's firewall. I think it got through cuz of Sweden's "neutrality".
Danish = good. Swedish = not so good.
And I thought we were tolerating the ignorant here? I demand to be tolerated!
Maybe those single-word dismissals work on your own comments board, nipple-head, but hereabouts you'll have to do a bit better. And if I were you I'd avoid plagiarizing Our Lord Jesus Christ and His Apostles, especially since you're gonna need every advantage now that The Antisac Brigade (TAB) has been deployed.
Hey Maccers - I spent about two hours at the range Sunday, practicing double-action target shooting with my new Ruger .357 Magnum. I'm not afraid of much but that handcannon scares the shit out of me, even when I'm the one firing it. My teeth hurt today. When you come down we'll use .38 ammo, lest the recoil bounce your skinny ass off the wall.
I mention this because Jellyguy's comment reminded me that there was one guy at the range with a .50 caliber REVOLVER with about a 12-inch barrel. To quote the one funny thing Joe Piscopo ever said, "It shoots through schools." The building shook when he fired it.
People down here really like their guns.
redneck
I'd like to remind everyone that any weapon .50 caliber or greater (that's 12.7mm for Euro-types) is categorized as anti-aircraft, according to NATO standards.
sterling, Sacramento is very tolerant of your lifestyle choices.
Yeah, Jellyguy, but the guy firing the .50 handcannon was having trouble hitting a stationary man-sized target 30 feet away - I'm thinking an airplane half-a-mile in the sky, moving at several hundreds miles per hour, might be a bit beyond his competence.
Seriously - I don't even want to think about what a .50 round would do to a person. Brrrrr.
I don't care for guns, but since I've moved down here I'm trying to force myself to become comfortable with them. It's not really working all that well, but I'm going to keep trying.
oh Sterling I know I shouldn't ask, but what is double action? Is that one in each hand?
OK, I think it was a Smith & Wesson .500 Magnum that the guy was firing. Here's a review: http://www.gunblast.com/SW_500.htm
The reviewer writes: "...I didn’t really know what to expect. I have fired many large magnum revolvers and single-shot pistols, but the new Smith was an unknown to me. Stuffing five of the big cartridges into the cylinder is like poking big brass sausages into a stovepipe. Everything about this gun seems oversized...like it’s not even real. It reminds me of the guns seen on the old Saturday morning cartoons; where the coyote pulls a gun out of his pocket that is as big as he is...I donned my shooting glasses and hearing protection, then as a last thought, I grabbed a hard-hat just in case the big gun decided to slap me in the forehead."
Double action is when the hammer is left uncocked. Single action is when you manually thumb back the hammer. You get more accuracy and a shorter trigger-pull with single action, but lower rate of fire.
In general, .50-caliber handguns aren't meant for human targets, but for disabling ground vehicle engines. The awe they inspire is unmatched.
Cool to say you have an ack-ack gun in your pocket.
"Is that an ack-ack gun in your pocket or are you wearing a strap-on penis-enlarging vacuum pump?"
Since we've come completely off the initial target of Maccers' being splendidly absent of lactiferous glandular tissue, has anybody else played "Unreal Tournament 2004"? I've been playing the PC demo and it's amazing - I'm turning into a complete addict.
I'm reluctant to purchase the full version - I might become a shut-in like Eurotrash.
Guns and video games.
Jesus.
Actually, guns and video games about guns. ET is a video game junkie, too.
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