Gravatar In the back seat of that? One (or both, for that matter) of you must have been awfully small.


Gravatar I never realized your hair was so long, Maccers.

And auburn at that.


Gravatar You're not a virgin!?


Gravatar You must be a tiny wee thing. I don't know how you two fit.


Gravatar I've never had sex in a car. Or if I have, I can't remember it.

I had a bit of a fumble on a train once, if that's any help.


Gravatar My father still has a red Triumph TR250 convertible mouldering away in the garage. Shame, really.

Maccers, you do know about the other Dolomite, right?
http://www.dolemite.com/


Gravatar And there's a third Dolomite:

yummy


Gravatar Yeah baby, I'm a fan of Rudy Ray Moore's Dolemite. Moore is the star of numerous films, including "Dolemite", "Legend of Dolemite" and "Shaolin Dolemite". He's also a recording star! In addition to "Sensuous Black Man", some of Dolemite's albums include "This Pussy Belongs to Me", "I Can't Believe I Ate the Whole Thing", "This Ain't No White Christmas" and "Good Old Big Ones".


Gravatar "I'm gonna let 'em know that Dolemite is my name, and fuckin' up motha fuckas is my game!"


Gravatar Bravo! My first time was in a Camaro. My foot got caught in the steering wheel.


Gravatar There's even a mixed drink called "The Dolemite" - the ingredients are Jaegermeister, Khalua, bourbon, and coffee. It's so black, even The Man can't keep it down.

(Apologies to Jonah Goldberg.)




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