And a biscuit.
Mrs. Kennedy | Homepage | 05.14.04 - 10:50 am | #

But get some mace, just in case.
Jellyguy | 05.14.04 - 12:09 pm | #

Just tell them you couldn't be arsed. They they will say, "Ah, she is a subject of the United Kingdom," and nod their heads in unison. Then they will try to impress you with misguided Man U. namedropping and reminiscences about their 3 days as a mod back in high school.

Thay way, you can justifiably ignore their requests.

I'm here to help.
sac | Homepage | 05.14.04 - 12:34 pm | #

If you have crappy clients, like I sometimes do, get a cattle prod and when they say or ask you something stupid-shock them with it. By the time the figure out that they didn't have a heart attack-they'll have wish they did.
Pete | 05.14.04 - 5:23 pm | #

I didn't have the attention span to read Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew. That was for the well developed kids. I read chose your own adventures and dreamed that my code name was Jonah.
Ron Mwangaguhunga | Homepage | 05.15.04 - 1:43 pm | #