Hey - at least he doesn't fall asleep on the bench.
Sterling | 06.24.04 - 2:30 pm | #

"Swoosh" needs to be somebody's new tagline.

And what was he using to "shave his nether regions?" A set of clippers is fairly loud.

And I know he wasn't using scissors or razors down there without looking.
anonymous hobbit | 06.24.04 - 2:32 pm | #

To quote Maccers on this, "It's not the winning, it's the beating yourself."
turbulent priest | 06.24.04 - 2:41 pm | #

A disposable razor. Can you believe it?
maccers | Homepage | 06.24.04 - 2:41 pm | #

Some of us have alternate theories about what was going on.
Pat | Homepage | 06.24.04 - 2:44 pm | #

Kind of puts "banging the gavel" in a new light, eh?

Couch of Sin, my friends........
MC Gusto | Homepage | 06.24.04 - 3:29 pm | #

So does this amount to a legal endorsement of male enhancement pumps? I'm just asking for a friend, of course...
Dick Schmeckel | 06.24.04 - 3:43 pm | #

Judges are busy people. When else was he supposed to shave his nether regions? The guy was merely multi-tasking. I don't see a problem here.
sac | Homepage | 06.24.04 - 4:09 pm | #

I want to know how the clerk, trial witnesses, and long-time court reporter discovered it...

"Your honor, may I just check under your robe real qui- Heeeeyy!! What do we have here?!?"
turbulent priest | 06.24.04 - 4:14 pm | #

"Ok, sir you are under arrest.

You have the right to remain erect.
Everything you shave may be used against you in court.."
turbulent priest | 06.24.04 - 4:17 pm | #

On second thought: so *that's* what people do when they can't blog at work.
Pat | Homepage | 06.24.04 - 4:19 pm | #

Did the article ever say why they wanted him removed from the bench?
Howard | Homepage | 06.25.04 - 2:15 pm | #