http://www.amazon.com/exec/obido...=music&
n=507846
Scroll down and listen to Stephen Malkmus sing "Jo Jo Jackets", an ode to Brynner and THE ETERNAL BALDING HOTTNESS
Something for you to chew on, maccers:
Baldness, Male Hair Loss and Masturbation
"Over masturbation or over ejaculation converts too much testosterone into dihydrotestosterone(DHT). High levels of DHT overload the body causing baldness and possible prostate enlargement if blood circulation is poor in the prostate area causing a build-up of the compound. Reducing the frequency of masturbation or ejaculation will help maintain low levels of DHT and avoid hair loss."
yeah that figures. I've always gone for wankers.
This is such bullshit
"Try to eliminate sources of stress in your life. Cut back on masturbation and other extraneous sexual activity or at least make sure to reduce your ejaculation frequency so your body will be able to replenish itself of the lost nutrients and hormones."
sexual activity eliminates stress. It's the not getting any that stresses me out.
That's total bullshit--I've still got a full head of hair and I pound one out at least 2x a day.
Jack, do you live locally?
When did this become a bald-man fetish site?
Not that us shaven lotharios are complainin'.
I stroke it at least 3x daily thinking of Maccers, and I have more head on my head than Lenny Kravitz. It's just too bad I am blind as a bat.
I thought it was Phil MiCrevis?
Ya Ya Ya Ya...Bullshit! Ach! This whining is making me sick. Let me tell you something: Don't think. Just kill yourselves, right now. Maybe then you will feel something real.
Don't fuck with The Baldies!!
krucoff, you are a flimsy person who cannot drink alcohol without passing out like a WOMAN! If you were in front of me, I would turn around, but not before PUNCHING you in the STOMACH! Why do you continue to wake up every morning? Do humanity a favor and kill yourself!
At least Bob Evans has a sense of irony. kk, you may have been a wonderful "fiend," but it's a damn good thing you're dead.
Uch, you are aptly named. I am mentally flogged every time I read your inane rambling. Stop haunting me, you murderous TURD!
Klaus, when they figure out how to resurrect angry dead dudes, and how to impregnate men, I want to have your children.
From Yul to Klaus: A Journey Through Male Pattern Madness.
Klaus, don't mess with my boy UCH, he'll tear your dead ass a new, well, asshole. That didn't come out right. Wait, let me start over....ah, screw it.
Beware the COUCH OF SIN!!!!
You people are not worthy to eat my SHIT!
Goddammit. I was just about at the finish line and then Kinski interrupted. Dude is like ice in my shorts.
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