Jesus, do you ever work?
turbulent priest | 07.20.04 - 3:34 pm | #

Isn't there a market for green cards? I think it's quoted in blow jobs per green card.
L'Emmerdeur | Homepage | 07.20.04 - 3:40 pm | #

I like little tiny lady hands in my mouth.
la depressionada | Homepage | 07.20.04 - 5:19 pm | #

Now how about your feet? Any corns or bunions? Come on, your readers want to know.
sac | Homepage | 07.20.04 - 5:57 pm | #

actually, there is a market for greencards. somebody once offered me 5k to marry them. too bad for the poor shmuck, i might have considered had he upped the price (was young and stupid then) wait, actually still stupid, but not as young. oh and i agree, im completely sexist when it comes to dr.s, and im not sure why, cause i generally think that men are much less intelligent then women.
stacey | Homepage | 07.20.04 - 6:51 pm | #

Yeah, weird huh? I am great with lady doctors, just not beautiful lady dentists. Would I be more comfortable if she was less gorgeous? Probably - isn't that terrible.
maccers | Homepage | 07.20.04 - 7:25 pm | #

I find it very difficult to believe that there is a "gorgeous" female dentist. It all sounds a bit Loch Ness Monster/Yeti/Bigfoot to me.

Yes, I am an anti-dentite and proud of it.
Uch | Homepage | 07.20.04 - 7:58 pm | #

Oh for God's sake, you people and your chronic dental problems. Maybe if you laid off the shepherd's pie and the bloody crisps and crumpets or whatever the fuck you call 'em, you wouldn't need dentures by age 30. Thank God we rebelled and kicked your fucking asses. We fought and died so future generations of Amuricans would grow up with teeth...well, except in the South, of course...
The United States of America | 07.20.04 - 8:31 pm | #

Sorry and everything USA. Actually no I'm not. Anyway you have just got it so wrong. Like really.

Oh so really, really wrong.
maccers | Homepage | 07.20.04 - 9:18 pm | #

I sold my soul to Satan for perfect teeth.

Hate me.
L'Emmerdeur | Homepage | 07.21.04 - 8:03 am | #

Such a trade would make one closer to that spectre of physical perfection -- Jessica Simpson. I trust, Mr. Deur, you are well on your way?
la depressionada | Homepage | 07.21.04 - 12:56 pm | #

Suddenly, my teeth hurt. What's her office address.
Hoyt Pollard | 07.21.04 - 2:13 pm | #

Dad, is that you?
cayce | 07.21.04 - 4:24 pm | #

Reminds me of Stephnie Weir's character on Mad TV of the childlike woman doctor with Hello Kitty pens and so forth. I love Stephnie Weir. Can't imagine how many "Weird" jokes she got growing up.

Somehow, I think if I were staring at her camisole while she drilled my teeth and then I bled and spat all over her, it might put me off beautiful women altogether, like some Clockwork-Orange/Marathon-Man style negative conditioning technique.
Rick Bruner | Homepage | 07.21.04 - 5:27 pm | #

Dr. Hara, perchace?
Eliot | Homepage | 07.21.04 - 6:15 pm | #

My sister's gynecologist is Dave Matthews' cousin. (I just love telling people that.)
Sterling | 07.22.04 - 11:58 am | #

I think you meant, "My sister's gynecologist is the NEW Dave Matthew's cousin."
sac | Homepage | 07.22.04 - 5:13 pm | #