You should be showered with gifts from your university merely because of the the lustre of your illustrity.
But, on a more practical note, consider this: The advent of the educational ipod will probably cause tuition to increase by a mere $1200 a year or so.
When I was there, all they gave me were parking tickets.
Judging from my law school bretheren, I thought they gave out Madras shorts and golf clubs.
when i saw this story last night i thought, if i blogged then i would go apeshit on the likes of these white dorks (yeah, i'm talking to you bobby hurley and elizabeth spiers!!!**) who dust-up durham and listen to dave matthews while camping out in the cameron shantytown. i hope apple extends this experiment to howard u. or grambling st. next.
**sorry, as a maryland boy i grew to fuckin' hate these assholes. well, most of them except for elizabeth who i despise for reasons outside of her undergrad affiliation. I'M KIDDING!! sheesh.
I would have gone to Duke only it hadn't been invented yet when I was 18.
And I would have looked down on you Krucoff.
You look down on me anyway, even though you went to the worst school in England: University of East London School of Law.
I would never go to school in London. Also when I was a bairn there were still such things as polys.
Learn how to insult me properly and then come back, amateur.
ummm...what's a "bairn" and what's "polys"? I feel dumb and American (perhaps synonymous).
Rachel, you are not dumb. maccers is making up words again.
And for once, I agree with krucoff.
Well, that's certainly a relief. I thought they were expecting US to give them all iPods, and we don't even know what one is.
Right. Now I'm off to shag the corgis! Ta!
Are bairns always wee?
Usually.
Sorry Rachel, bairns are kids. Polys are polytechnics. Like universities but less prestigious.
That's not true, Rachel. Bairns are where the Brits keep their horses, and polys are growths removed from anuses.
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